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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻

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Nerd / Pharmacist. Hi. I have a #whippet that I'm fairly certain wants to eat my face. Also, I'm told that I'm the worst. 🏆 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.rxbrad.com/@RxBrad, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 4h
Looking online for several pounds of cinnamon bear candy at a time. It kinda looks like Tractor Supply is actually cheapest source for my diabetic future.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 10h
Turn the volume up, and listen carefully for the sounds of a slumbering bag of elbows. #DogsOfMastodon #whippet
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 22h
I've spent the last 12 years making fake breast pump instructional videos on TikTok, just so I could show off my nipples.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 05/10/2026
Just setup the meeting with my financial advisor to for-real start planning my retirement at the end of next year. Damn.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 05/10/2026
It's been a hot minute.. let's let another killer disease get out of a lab somewhere...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 05/10/2026
Dang, am I gonna have to catch up on the last five years of Marvel to understand this new Spider-Man movie that just dropped into my Plex library? I'm seeing Hulk, Punisher, Jean Grey, and Black Widow in the cast...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 05/10/2026
I am Darth Fartknuckle, the CPAP Aerophagia Sith.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 04/10/2026
The State of Michigan just sent me a bill for my 2025 income tax which I already paid. Are they vibe coding their accounting software now?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 03/10/2026
We need a hand emoji that truly communicates the essence of the whack-off motion.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 03/10/2026
Oh. Now I understand the frantic call from the in-laws saying Plex was broken last night. Plex pushed the "new experience" for Android TV out of beta into the public track. I guess I need to train them how to use this. Mind you, my in-laws panic every time a different ad shows up on their […]
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
Netflix & Chili.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Very heroic.
Superman's original superpowers were super strength, super speed, and super sticky thighs.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
Welp. Maybe I should dust off the SHIELD TV Pro 2019 in my closet, give it a repaste, and unload it on eBay... wccftech.com/nvidia-axes-standard-s…
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NVIDIA Axes The Standard Shield TV And Hikes Shield TV Pro By $100 To $299, Blaming Rising DRAM Costs
NVIDIA is raising the price of its Shield TV Pro to $299 as it discontinues the base model following memory and component price hikes.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
My employer just did an ultra-quick jettison of the entire Level 1 helpdesk call center and replaced it with AI. About 2 weeks after dodging a direct question whether they plan on dumping employees for AI. It's going swimmingly. Just great. The AI gets entirely tripped up anytime someone […]
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Carl C @raven.fedi.raventhemaker.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Why does a person have to tell the computer the exact drink order even in their private suite? Why "coffee, Jamaican blend, double strong, double sweet" and not "my coffee"?
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Carl C @raven.fedi.raventhemaker.com.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Star Trek. Why do they have to tell the computer what the stardate is when they record a log? Doesn't the computer know? Why do they always give precise navigation headings, off the top of their heads apparently, instead of desired destination? They had to have gotten the heading from the […]
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
I went for a run without Cricket. And I came back to see this. Betrayal Level: 11. #DogsOfMastodon #whippet #running
The front of my house. Sage green siding, lots of hamelin grass landscaping, a hydrangea on its last legs as autumn arrives... And a whippet puppy standing inside one of the windows, staring intently at the cameraman for this photo.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
Sooo many trash AI commercials; and creepy, freakishly-plastic-surgified Megan Fox commercials in this national TV MLB Wild Card game... The usual sports gambling ads suddenly don't seem so bad. #mlb
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
You see, the Green Day guy just really liked pumpkin spice spooky season, which is why he slept through September...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 01/10/2026
I think I'm going to need to steel myself to watch that new South Park episode later. I sat down with my morning coffee & a cookie... And five minutes in, I'm getting bombarded with non-cartoon pimple-popping-pus & a cavalcade of uncircumcised dick pics. I decided to watch Star Trek instead.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 01/10/2026
I got excited to finally have a phone with wireless charging. I bought a wireless charger for my nightstand, and another for my car. ...only to learn that wireless charging produces tons of heat and honestly kinda sucks. Running wireless Android Auto, I can only wirelessly charge for about 20 […]
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 01/10/2026
RE: mas.to/@qburns/117359930292122123 Honestly, present day Reddit is almost certainly just as bot-infested as Digg found itself to be. Reddit just embraces it. Even Mastodon is being flooded with "agents" posing as humans. I ban a few accounts a day now on my limited single-user […]
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 30/09/2026
I am a great big boy. Or as the climate community refers to me: "Super El Niño".
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 30/09/2026
Gee, I wonder when my Plex server was restarted based on this memory usage graph... #plex #selfhosting
A sawtooth-shaped graph where memory usage steadily increases to 2-2.5GB over the course of several days, until the server is restarted and it resets back to about 100-200MB of RAM used.
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Lance Bachmeier @lance.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
In case you can't read what I boosted: Anthropic's 2025 financials were just revealed: $6B in revenue $8B in operating losses $42B in net losses
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 30/09/2026
I just took a Super Intelligent dump. Time to circularly finance it down the drain. AI.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 30/09/2026
I'm presently accusing my neighbor's dog of being AI....
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 29/09/2026
The local community college used to be a great place to snag old laptops & PCs. Tons of selection under $100 for 8-11th Gen Intel CPUs, 8GB RAM & 256GB NVMEs. Even as recently as a month or two ago. Now there's nothin'. The college is either holding onto computers as long as possible now, or […]
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 29/09/2026
I'm probably gonna load up that Witcher 3 remaster. It'll have been so long since I last played TW3, no doubt, that I'll have no idea what's actually updated. I'll likely play it for 150 hours again. All just to get to that Witcher 4 Prologue DLC they have planned... Look at what an awesome […]
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 29/09/2026
Hey. Don't make me send my squirrel army after you.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 29/09/2026
Fell asleep on the couch with the dog. Woke up, and a puppy tooth had fallen out and was stuck to my face.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 28/09/2026
Watching Mobland. Had to turn on subtitles.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 28/09/2026
I suddenly have an urge to find the absolute stupidest project to use an ESP32 on.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 28/09/2026
I'm trying to do the word search that goes with the latest @selfhst newsletter... and, yeah...
Black & white comic image of a man thinking, "Am I stupid?"
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
Imagine the chaos of falling into a chasm, and having it all happen with a hard H.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
"Look how cute I am in here! And yes, I'm still going to lose my mind barking & howling if you close that door." #DogsOfMastodon #whippet
Cricket the Whippet looking up at me from her ultra-cushy crate, filled with squishy cushions & fleece blankets & toys.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
The podcast I'm listening to at the moment is earnestly explaining to me that college never actually teaches anything needed for a career. It's just to enrich your social life. Remind me not to need to go to a hospital wherever those guys live...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
[unpopular opinion that gets me shanked on social media]
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
Here's my two-step plan to succeed in any workplace / classroom setting. Step One: "I'm not like the other girls. I'm a single mom, so the rules don't really apply to me." Step Two: "I'm having a mental health crisis, so the rules don't really apply to me." Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
All I can say is that blaming all of my food/war crimes on DNS has gotten me this far...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
I don't know what I ate, but my colon right now can only be best described as "an angry balloon animal".
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 26/09/2026
The Oklahoma Gooners.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 26/09/2026
Thinking about buying a factory refurb Creality Ender 3 v3 SE off eBay for $80... Bad idea? #3DPrinting
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 26/09/2026
Currently having a heated competition. Do I -- or does the dog -- have the smelliest farts tonight.. I think I'm losing. #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
Cricket the Whippet lying on her fleece blanket on the couch. You can't see it in the photo, but I think she's melting the couch cushion with her turbo farts.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 25/09/2026
Here are my kids... Hayden, Brayden, Aiden, and Ninja Gaiden.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 25/09/2026
Superimposing a JIF of myself at the bottom of my entire Plex library. It's just me smiling, nodding, and pointing up at the movie above. I hate myself and everyone watching my Plex. Subscribe to my Patreon or something.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 25/09/2026
Apparently we have a bear in the neighborhood. I could take him. 🥊
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 24/09/2026
Baby Yoda is just a bald mogwai. I figured it out, nerds. #StarWars #Gremlins
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