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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻

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Nerd / Pharmacist. Hi. I have a #whippet that I'm fairly certain wants to eat my face. Also, I'm told that I'm the worst. 🏆 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.rxbrad.com/@RxBrad, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 15h
Now with 400% more elbows™ "This isn't even my final form!" #DogsOfMastodon #whippet
Cricket the Whippet still sleeping in a fleece blanket on the couch. She has now partially uncovered herself. Legs & elbows are strewn in impossible directions.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 15h
Turn the volume up, and listen carefully for the sounds of a slumbering bag of elbows. #DogsOfMastodon #whippet
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 03/10/2026
Finally got my first Cloudflare R2 bill for using them for Mastodon image storage. I technically racked up 2 cents in charges for my 10-point-something average gigabytes of storage. They never actually charged my PayPal account for it, though (no doubt […] [Original post on mastodon.rxbrad.com]
Cloudflare invoice summary. 2 cent total bill. Negative 2 cent applied balance. Zero due.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/10/2026
I went for a run without Cricket. And I came back to see this. Betrayal Level: 11. #DogsOfMastodon #whippet #running
The front of my house. Sage green siding, lots of hamelin grass landscaping, a hydrangea on its last legs as autumn arrives... And a whippet puppy standing inside one of the windows, staring intently at the cameraman for this photo.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 30/09/2026
Gee, I wonder when my Plex server was restarted based on this memory usage graph... #plex #selfhosting
A sawtooth-shaped graph where memory usage steadily increases to 2-2.5GB over the course of several days, until the server is restarted and it resets back to about 100-200MB of RAM used.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 28/09/2026
I'm trying to do the word search that goes with the latest @selfhst newsletter... and, yeah...
Black & white comic image of a man thinking, "Am I stupid?"
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/09/2026
"Look how cute I am in here! And yes, I'm still going to lose my mind barking & howling if you close that door." #DogsOfMastodon #whippet
Cricket the Whippet looking up at me from her ultra-cushy crate, filled with squishy cushions & fleece blankets & toys.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 26/09/2026
Currently having a heated competition. Do I -- or does the dog -- have the smelliest farts tonight.. I think I'm losing. #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
Cricket the Whippet lying on her fleece blanket on the couch. You can't see it in the photo, but I think she's melting the couch cushion with her turbo farts.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 25/09/2026
@leafmuncher Yup. Its Plexamp. I'm on Android and assume the bulk of the differences are on PC platforms, because it seems mostly the same. (Which is a good thing)
Running v4.50.13-beta.5 (324004112) starring React Native v0.85.3
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 23/09/2026
You guys. I'm extremely surprised to have been put through the "You should really install OneDrive" dark pattern dance yet again today. Didn't Microsoft totally promise like a month ago that they were done doing this. You guys. #enshittification #microsoft #windows
Microsoft trying to get me to install OneDrive yet again on boot after a Windows update...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 23/09/2026
_Someone_ has decided that she doesn't sleep in a crate at night anymore. She sleeps in bed with her poop-retriever people. And if her people try to make her sleep in that crate, they regret it. For hours. Several LOUD howling puppy-hours... #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
Cricket the Whippet lying on the couch, nuzzled on top of a fleece blanket. She's looking at the camera and is totally innocent. Honest.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 19/09/2026
"There's a plastic bag on the other side of the street and it's very concerning!" #DogsOfMastodon #whippet
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 12/09/2026
I still haven't found the Fourth Dimension button on this $5 TEMU razor that lets me go back in time and steal a Sports Almanac. Oh, and kill Hitler I guess.
A black electric razor with "4D Shaver" printed on it.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 10/09/2026
Cricket: "Yes, you took me to Tractor Supply to sniff around, and I just ate a cricket in front of everyone. It's not _technically_ cannibalism. Also, don't judge me, or you're next." #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
Cricket, a white whippet with brindle spots, on-leash in an aisle at Tractor Supply. She's giving me, the photographer, some level-11 side-eye.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 09/09/2026
About twice a year, I get an email from Facebook letting me know that Tammy has added a new credit card to Meta Pay. That's usually followed by a couple receipts. Somehow Facebook let her sign up for an account using `my.name at gmail dot com`. My […] [Original post on mastodon.rxbrad.com]
Except of an email from Meta Pay:

A new payment method was added to Meta Pay
 
Hi Tammy,

Your MasterCard · 6574 has been securely saved. You can now use this payment method with Meta Pay to make...
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 08/09/2026
Looks like Cricket is being a real terror at puppy playgroup today. Based on this photo they posted, that labradoodle probably witnessed a crime. RIP to whatever that teddybear-looking dog is that Cricket most likely ate for lunch. #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
A reddish-brown teddybear-looking dog and Cricket the Whippet are reared up on their hind legs, going at each other.  A labradoodle watches from a few feet away.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 08/09/2026
Heck, that transition to Cloudflare R2 storage on my personal Mastodon server might not end up costing me anything after all. I turned off the `linux` & `retrogaming` relay.fedi.buzz hashtag relays (since I wasn't actually following them in my Home feed […] [Original post on mastodon.rxbrad.com]
I'm currently using 6.87 GB of Media storage on my Mastodon server, about 16 hours after the last daily media wipe.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 07/09/2026
_Someone_ took their stinky morning poop in the backyard this morning. Then, they sprinted back into the house, into the kitchen, and jumped directly onto the kitchen counter. And it wasn't me. #DogsOfMastodon #Whippet
Cricket the Whippet, sitting innocently on her dog bed on the floor in front of our dining room countertop.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 04/09/2026
Cricket is practicing being short with the weiner dog... #DogsOfMastodon
A white dachshund standing next to a white whippet that is lying on the ground.

They're looking off into the distance.

And the whippet is still taller.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 03/09/2026
Ran all of the image disk usage commands, and got my Mastodon image storage from 50GB down to 17GB. Then I turned on storage with Cloudflare in Mastodon, which looks like it'll cost me abut 50 cents per month. Alright, here's the test... Are my externally-hosted images working?
A poop emoji.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/09/2026
_Someone_ has been chewing on my Aeron chair's controls. And it isn't me.
Looking down at the seat adjustment levers on my Herman Miller Aeron chair. They have distinctive chew marks. 

Oh, and Cricket the whippet is also chewing on a wheel at the moment.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/09/2026
Degoog is a neat self-hosted alternative to all of the broken search engines. It does a good job of peeling away the trash results from the regular sites. I just don't understand why 25% of the results when I search for my username are for Regin Philbin. #ThatsMyFinalAnswer #SelfHosting #Degoog
I searched for "rxbrad" on my local Degoog install. The three results shown in this screenshot are...

1) An IMDB biography page for Regis Philbin
2) A comment I think I made on Lemmy
3) A Regis Philbin page on biography dot com

Theoretically, the "Regis Philbin" results come from Bing. But if I search my username there, no Regis.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/09/2026
I need to get up and go work at my computer. Instead, I guess I'm just stuck here forever.
I'm sitting at a recliner in gym shorts and a white T-shirt. The photo shows my legs, and my dog sleeping in my lap.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 28/08/2026
I really only have one goal for today. Puma pants.
An Amazon.com listing for Puma Mens T7 Always On Relaxed Pants.

They're black. Probably to hide the brown.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/08/2026
Actual lol
Yup. First thing I saw was some dude showing bootleg GTA.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/08/2026
OK. I think I can see where this whole "we're launching our version of Twitter using the Twitter name" thing is headed... P.S. they want twenty bucks from you to try it.
The landing page from the twitter dot now webpage.  The original Twitter bird logo is somewhat stylized to look like a phoenix.  The text reads: "Twitter is back
The square is back. And this time, it's yours. There was a place where the whole world came to talk. The richest man alive bought it, and broke it. We're a small team taking Twitter back — rebuilt on trust."

I have circled an em dash in red.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 26/08/2026
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 26/08/2026
After the recent Trakt free-API rug-pull, I finally got all of my media tracking on my homepage to be self-hosted. * I replaced LastFM with Koito - github.com/gabehf/koito * Trakt TV/movies, Grouvee games, and a new podcast list use Floppy […] [Original post on mastodon.rxbrad.com]
The tracking section of my homepage.  It shows last-three watched/played/listened lists for games, music, podcasts, TV, and movies.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 24/08/2026
This vibe-coded Last.fm replacement I found to track my music listening is clearly flawless....
An artist information page for the band Tool.

Except the image is that is various primitive tools.

The artist description reads: "A tool is an object that can extend an individual's ability to modify features of the surrounding environment or help them accomplish a particular task, and proto-typically refers to solid hand-operated non..."
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 24/08/2026
My coffee is already cold. Burn everything down.
A clear, glass, regular-sized coffee mug, sitting on a white institutional desk.  A wireless mouse and two monitors surround it.  The mug is two-thirds empty and has cold-ass coffee in the remaining third.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 11/08/2026
Puppy. You know you like puppy. #whippet
Cricket the whippet lying on her side in the lawn.  She's white with a red collar, and is staring mischievously into the camera. She has two toy balls, a squirrel-tail toy, and a regular-ass stick -- all lying on & around her.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 07/08/2026
10:15pm? Is that even a real time? Can we just put the West Coast teams in a league that doesn't actually matter. Yes, you too, pay-to-win-Dodgers. #mlb #baseball #DetroitTigers
The Detroit Tigers play the San Francisco Giants at 10:15pm Eastern Time tonight.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 03/08/2026
Alright. I managed to replace my old Trakt feed in Glance with a new Floppy feed. Now I need to clean up the spaghetti code and submit a pull request with Glance to get it listed in the Community Widgets. (I also need to update my old Trakt widget to […] [Original post on mastodon.rxbrad.com]
My updated Floppy "Currently Watching" widget in Glance.

My last four watched items (with relative time datestamp) were...

Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan: Ghost War (2026)
12h

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
(S5E12) Bride of Chaotica!
1d

Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan (2018)
(S4E6) Proof of Concept
1d

Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan (2018)
(S4E5) Wukong
1d
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 31/07/2026
I'm bad at SQL. I drop tables.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 31/07/2026
Someone tell this freeloader to get a job, and to quit trying to eat all of the toilet paper off the toilet paper roll. #whippet
Cricket the whippet/velociraptor, trying to look all innocent as she stares up at me from her bed.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 31/07/2026
Hey, west coast. Quit it with your time zone. #mlb #baseball #DetroitTigers
Tigers Schedule
Athletics vs Detroit Tigers - MLB 2026 Round 19

Sutter Health Park

Jul 31 @ 9:40pm

Athletics vs Detroit Tigers - MLB 2026 Round 19

Sutter Health Park

Aug 1 @ 9:40pm
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 29/07/2026
It's her bed now, I guess. #whippet
Cricket the whippet, after having stolen my spot in my bed. Everything below her front legs is under the covers, and her head is sort-of on my pillow. She sleeps like she's people.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/07/2026
Looks like Trakt recently did something to their API. So, watched movies no longer show up on the little Trakt widget on my website... (TV shows still show up okay, though) I guess I have to figure out what they changed... #Trakt
The "Watching Now" widget on my website.  I've been watching the TV shows "Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan" and "Star Trek: Voyager".

The movie "Pressure" which I watched last night, is not showing.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 22/07/2026
Today's my "Let Cricket Terrorize Other Peoples' Puppies Instead of Me" workday for the week... I can already tell from this morning's puppy playgroup pictures that the little velociraptor is going to need a bath. #whippet
Cricket the whippet; in a fenced enclosure with trees, sand, rocks, and grass; running around with a corgi and a doodle of some sort.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 20/07/2026
Oh, I guess we're doing this now. #whippet #BadCat
Cricket the whippet has managed to jump onto my desk, and is standing in front of the monitor, getting ready to chew a loose paper document.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 19/07/2026
Cricket's bull weiner chew was a whole lot bigger than this a week ago #ItWasInThePool
Cricket the whippet chewing on a bully stick while my hand hold it. It's maybe five inches long.. Down from a foot.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 17/07/2026
Cricket counting sheep: One..... 💤 #whippet
A white whippet puppy, lying in a bolster bed, using a big fluffy sheep toy as a pillow.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 14/07/2026
Most-used words in my house over the last two weeks: * "Good puppy!" * "Ow, you little shit!" #whippet
Cricket the white whippet puppy, lying in her bolster bed, covered in dog toys.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 12/07/2026
The puppy loves to attack & eat every stick and leaf she finds. I just realized I had a whole crapload of nightshade growing all over the place around my backyard. So, I had to go pull vines and chuck them into the trash.
Bitter nightshade.  A viney plant with purple flowers & yellow stamen. This was growing on the edge of my backyard, along with about 30 pounds of additional vines just like it. (There was also a great deal of white-flowered variants.)
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 11/07/2026
chonkin' feets #whippet #dogsofmastodon
Cricket, a 10 week old white whippet puppy with brindle-striped spots, lies on a blanket on the couch. She's got a pink collar, long legs, and big chonkin' feet.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 06/07/2026
Welp, I guess I'm stuck here. Looks like I'll be pooping for the rest of eternity.
A white puppy lies on my shorts, which are around my ankles as I poop.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 04/07/2026
Cricket feels the same way about rugs as I do about trees right now. #dogsofmastodon #whippet #IFartOnTrees
A white whippet puppy has pulled up about two feet of a large, red rug; and she is chewing on the corner of it.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 02/07/2026
Welp. I guess that answers the whole "is it bad when your HDD has low helium" question.
Last night's SnapRAID scrub failed due to bad blocks.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 29/06/2026
Brain no worky. No talky. Look at puppy instead. #dogsofmastodon #whippet
A white whippet puppy, lying on its back in a bolstered dog bed next to a large white fluffy dog toy. Its butt is pointed toward the camera, and its feet are lazily in the air. The puppy peeks around its goofy outstretched legs to see the camera.
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RxBrad's Spooky Ghost 👻 @mastodon.rxbrad.com · 27/06/2026
Cricket just got home from her first Culvers run. A requisite for any Midwesterner puppy. It was clearly very exhausting. #dogsofmastodon #whippet
A white whippet puppy with brindle spots wearing a blue collar. She is sleeping on top of a beige fleece blanket. Her chin is propped on a foot which is underneath the blanket.
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