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Jesse

@masterblaster69.bsky.social
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Never been wrong in my life non-binary dog mom of two. gardening + being slay diva 📍 PNW

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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
finding dua lipa records in the L section is so disorienting
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
shout out to all the bouncers that let me get in without asking about my ziploc bag of mysterious white powder bc I’d have to tell them it’s my grandma and I just wanted her to experience the gay bars
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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ants rlly exemplify what it means to be a community
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And thank god
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
an open concept office is a dangerous thing for an eavesdropper like me to have
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☆ Spookxa ☆ @luxssa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This transcends language
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Feild @feild.work · 23/07/2026
There's nothing to "join" in the Democratic Party. It's a brand with products I spend my vote on once a year at the democracy store. Most people's experience of it is an endless stream of texts that read like scams, their reward for donating or signing a petition. No wonder DSA is growing
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
and it was all yellow #thirstyThursday
A brunette with their hair up taking a full body selfie in a big mirror. They’re wearing a yellow cutoff tee with the NPR logo on it, really short black shorts, and white high top converse. A bulge in a yellow jockstrap plus a lovely happy trail and those v lines you love
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Microsoft is breaking. Should I post slutty pics now?
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
good morning!
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
little Latin boy in drag, how does your garden grow
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Happy Endings: What? Drama!
ALT: Happy Endings: What? Drama!
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
watching local dads discuss buying their 12 year old sons little electric motorcycles like it’s not a death wish. Preemptively annoyed for all the memorial posters in my neighborhood
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So the pants worked?
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’m glad I give off a vibe that new hires feel comfortable saying “byeeeee” to me before I say it to them first
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
they don’t want you to know this, but you can be ass up taking anon loads AND finishing a bottle of rosé
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
headphones dead. full day of work ahead 😭
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
also recently got new running shoes and was disappointed by the lack of “cute” options 😭 had to settle for just fine and very functional
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
imagine this
A slutty astronaut is laughing with a beautiful woman dressed as a sexy mothman
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
me when we’re 2.5 hours into a kesha + slayyyter dance party and they’ve only played kesha two times
some hot brunette in a cunty little crop top is holding their phone horizontal on their head. It’s Snapchat and it says “Kesha” in poorly drawn text
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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
new gender just dropped: f*ggot in a shawl
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
the mother, the trans son, and the gender non-conforming holy spirit
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
promise? 👀👉👈
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
what a delightful surprise to return to scrolling my feed after weeks to find you’re finally posting like a whore 🙌✨ tysm
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Erica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 17/05/2026
she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol
a picture of a woman dressed like carmen sandiego
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
You could never be a 3 on the Kinsey scale cuz you are not that kind of girl
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
should I boof 1/4 of a weed gummy just to say I did?
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
“as above so below” — me when I’m 69ing my twin
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
my gazoon? tight.
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
they slayed the slay slayly
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
help I have a douche ball up my pussy
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kirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
just a glimpse into how transfem their mind is becoming
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
me coming out as trans: mom, I have PCOS
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 19/03/2026
What are some of your favorite gas prices
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
no no no no dont funk with my flunch
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
don’t make me go to the anti-capitalist, feminist, queer lesbian bar in paris with the hot trans guy hanging out with the old woman bartender… I’ll cum
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
American bartenders, if mojitos are so annoying to make why are they on the top of every European bar menu? And is the answer that you’re a liar and a hater and want me dead?
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
asking every man in gray sweatpants when I can’t see their dick print if they are a eunuch
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
idk why willows new album has mid reviews. it feels like exactly what she wanted to make and it’s all sonically good
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/03/2026
“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
want my texts to be nudes from ppl but it’s just my prep provider thanking me for sending a photo of my receipt 😭
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Yess
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I’m finally a couple of weeks away from seeing her in Antwerp after flying to Dallas and it getting canceled for thunder! Glad the show is still incredible so many months into the tour!!
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Important things in the lifelong pursuit of cozy
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
when i die, i hope it’s .mov
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Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I’m thinking about the little girl who is obsessed with the bugonia trailer
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me
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