Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 17/09/2026finding dua lipa records in the L section is so disorienting 010
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026shout out to all the bouncers that let me get in without asking about my ziploc bag of mysterious white powder bc I’d have to tell them it’s my grandma and I just wanted her to experience the gay bars 040
Reposted by Jessekirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026ants rlly exemplify what it means to be a community 131
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 30/07/2026an open concept office is a dangerous thing for an eavesdropper like me to have 020
Reposted by JesseFeild @feild.work · 23/07/2026There's nothing to "join" in the Democratic Party. It's a brand with products I spend my vote on once a year at the democracy store. Most people's experience of it is an endless stream of texts that read like scams, their reward for donating or signing a petition. No wonder DSA is growing 913868683
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Microsoft is breaking. Should I post slutty pics now? 010
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 12/07/2026little Latin boy in drag, how does your garden grow 031
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comHappy Endings: What? Drama!ALT: Happy Endings: What? Drama! 010
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 11/07/2026watching local dads discuss buying their 12 year old sons little electric motorcycles like it’s not a death wish. Preemptively annoyed for all the memorial posters in my neighborhood 110
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’m glad I give off a vibe that new hires feel comfortable saying “byeeeee” to me before I say it to them first 020
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 02/06/2026they don’t want you to know this, but you can be ass up taking anon loads AND finishing a bottle of rosé 020
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 29/05/2026also recently got new running shoes and was disappointed by the lack of “cute” options 😭 had to settle for just fine and very functional 110
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026me when we’re 2.5 hours into a kesha + slayyyter dance party and they’ve only played kesha two times 030
Reposted by Jessekirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026new gender just dropped: f*ggot in a shawl 031
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026the mother, the trans son, and the gender non-conforming holy spirit 021
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 21/05/2026what a delightful surprise to return to scrolling my feed after weeks to find you’re finally posting like a whore 🙌✨ tysm 110
Reposted by JesseErica Joy Astrella @ericajoy.astrel.la · 17/05/2026she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol 142105141619
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 17/05/2026You could never be a 3 on the Kinsey scale cuz you are not that kind of girl 020
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 14/05/2026should I boof 1/4 of a weed gummy just to say I did? 120
Reposted by Jessekirkland signature pussy⚡️ @rywieee.bsky.social · 05/04/2026just a glimpse into how transfem their mind is becoming 021
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 15/03/2026don’t make me go to the anti-capitalist, feminist, queer lesbian bar in paris with the hot trans guy hanging out with the old woman bartender… I’ll cum 032
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 13/03/2026American bartenders, if mojitos are so annoying to make why are they on the top of every European bar menu? And is the answer that you’re a liar and a hater and want me dead? 020
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 07/03/2026asking every man in gray sweatpants when I can’t see their dick print if they are a eunuch 020
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 03/03/2026idk why willows new album has mid reviews. it feels like exactly what she wanted to make and it’s all sonically good 000
Reposted by JesseEvan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 03/03/2026What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers. 7069513134
Reposted by JessePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/03/2026“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula 391219135
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 23/02/2026want my texts to be nudes from ppl but it’s just my prep provider thanking me for sending a photo of my receipt 😭 010
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I’m finally a couple of weeks away from seeing her in Antwerp after flying to Dallas and it getting canceled for thunder! Glad the show is still incredible so many months into the tour!! 010
Reposted by JesseAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 19/02/2026One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés 21392482096
Jesse @masterblaster69.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I’m thinking about the little girl who is obsessed with the bugonia trailer 000
Reposted by JesseChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me 3368361629