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@maskedman.bsky.social
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Actually wears a mask in public. I cosplay being a useful and competent human being. #AuDHD (he/him/his) 😷 “There are no jobs for dharma bums like you” —my father

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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
FYI - True “I read constantly to disassociate from the horrors of the world” folk own waterproof earbuds so they can listen to audiobooks without intrusive shower thoughts creeping in. Audiobooks for driving, showering, washing dishes, etc. Ebooks for the train. Paper at home. Never a quiet mind.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is why I don’t understand people who listen to audiobooks at 1.x or 2.x speed instead of standard 1.0 speed. You need time to appreciate the words. To appreciate the writing. Time to reach up and pause the playback so you can just sit and think about the amazing sentence you just heard.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Covid aware peeps — any advice on masking during puberty? Daughter is just hitting the pimple stage, and as much as she loves her Zimi mask, wearing her N95 is starting to leave a line of pimples where it touches her face. I don’t want a circle of scars any more than I want her sick 😢 #covid
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
9yr old made it to FINA world ninja warrior finals. This place is a madhouse! So many amazing athletes. These kids are so impressive. And yes, of course we’re masking here. Airborne diseases are everywhere, and we want our athlete to stay strong 💪 #FINA #ninjawarrior #covidaware
9 year old girl wearing an N95 and posing in front of the speed course at FINA ninja warrior finals
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This feels like a goodbye, not a celebration. One last birthday for the USA before it passes away. Party hats are on, but we all secretly know that Uncle Sam is terminal. If climate change allows humanity to live long enough, it will be interesting to see what comes next for this land.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 02/05/2026
Loving reminder from the Muppets that your compassion for others and desire for a better world is never a bad thing even if it feels most people disagree
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Shingles (vaccine #2), RSV, and Novavax today Never had an issue with vaccines before, but fuuuuuuuuuuck, this combo has knocked me down. Mild fever, nausea, extreme skin/nerve sensitivity. Hot and cold all at once. My immune system is DEFINITELY going to remember these 3. But hey, it still works!
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Trump is NOT an existential threat to democracy. He is proof America’s great experiment has failed, completely and utterly. He’s not a threat to the US. He’s not the cause of our problems. He’s the living embodiment of 250 years of bad decisions. You can’t fix this. It’s time to start over.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
On the newly announced dime the olive branch is gone, but the eagle’s head is still facing left, stuck staring in confusion at the empty space where peace used to be. I’ll give this administration one thing: they’re not subtle fortune.com/2026/03/12/u...
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The U.S. Mint dropped the olive branch from the dime. What does that mean for the country? | Fortune
The eagle turned to the olive branch to show the nation's preference for peace over war.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Elon messed with Twitter’s algorithm again, suppressing almost all videos of Iran conflict. BlueSky could step in here. It could prove itself to truly be a place people can leave Twitter for, a place with uncensored, timely news. Except somehow BlueSky still remains more censored than Twitter 🙁
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“We seriously damaged their fishing industry also. Nobody wants to go fishing anymore.” Ummmm… so he’s admitting they weren’t actually drug boats?
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
In the ‘90s they used to show us Gideon’s Trumpet in civics class. A movie about the SCOTUS decision to require everyone to be offered legal representation. The big scene is in the back room, as they discuss “it’s the right thing to do, but it would fuck over the government”. They did it anyway.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
🎶 Man, what a hell of a year it's been Keep on bluffin', but I just can't win Drowned my sorrows, but they learned to swim Man, what a hell of a year it's been 🎵 Did any song speak to us so clearly last year? So happy to see Shaboozey winning a Grammy AND showing that he’s a decent human bring.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
ICE agents wearing a keffiyeh as their mask is an extra level of offensive. I guess the rule is: “We’ll lock you up for wearing a keffiyah, because it means you support Palestine… unless we see you actively beating up an innocent, since then we’ll know you’re clearly an IDF supporter.” 🤦‍♂️
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is VERY VERY VERY bad. Just wait until they use this on protesters here in the United States. You know it will happen. We ALL know it will happen. Not surprisingly, things are about to get a whole lot worse. Chances are, we’ll see this used here before sumner arrives.
News clipping that states:

The US used a powerful mystery weapon that brought Venezuelan soldiers to their knees, "bleeding through the nose" and vomiting blood during the daring raid to capture dictator Nicolas Maduro, according to a witness account posted Saturday on X by the White House press secretary.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
On the plus side, these idiots don’t actually know HOW to “take Greenland”. They kidnapped Maduro then fled like common thugs, nothing like the colonizers they imagine themselves to be. Taking land would require governing it, and it’s pretty obvious they don’t know how to govern, here OR abroad.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
OpenAI preparing their excuse for the inevitable bubble burst — “we needed a second electron.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-ele...
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One-electron universe - Wikipedia
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
When I was 17, 17-yr old girls were the most beautiful things in the world, and I was 100% certain I would be attracted to them forever. Then I grew up. Teenagers look like children to me now. (Because, you know, THEY ARE.) Healthy grown men are NOT attracted to children. Hard stop.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Quick quiz: Tr*mp or NIN quotes? Hey pig Nothing's turning out the way I planned Nothing can stop me now I just don’t care
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I hope we all knew that “The Epstein Files” was always an op. Trump wanted us this rabid for them. He wanted months of turmoil. Now the plan reaches end-stage. He’s going to provide modified versions that ‘prove’ his innocence, then use those to ‘prove’ D’s are using a witch hunt against him.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This one hurts. I quote a LOT of Todd Snider lyrics in day-to-day life, but the ones I probably quote the most come from Statistician’s Blues. Rest in Power, may your songs be a lasting legacy. youtu.be/IUK6zjtUj00?...
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Todd Snider - Statistician's Blues
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@bsky.app If you’re going to drive away the very people who use this app, who exactly do you think you’ll have left? Is your goal to kick off everyone who isn’t MAGA? It won’t work, conservatives aren’t going to come here. You’re actively killing your base. Kicking off Sarah Kendzior? Really???!?
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
THIS IS SO GOOD
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
At the Día de los Muertos festival in Redwood City today there are a whole bunch of evil orange man piñatas. People REALLY seem to want to hit him in the face with a bat. And they clearly hope to teach their children to hit his face with bats. I love seeing such good parenting. 🥰
An 24” tall piñata of Donald Trump with devil horns, holding a red devil pitchfork that has “make america great again” written on it. It appears to be begging to be hit in the face repeatedly by a long bat.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
FACTS about SNAP: -35% to white people (largest share) -90% to people born in 🇺🇸 -86% to households with kids -70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Friendly reminder that Slow Horses on AppleTV is ridiculously good fun You know your show is going to be good when you call Mick Jagger in the hopes he might be willing to write a theme song and he immediately says “hell yeah, I’ve read all the books, I love them, I’ve got you.” An absolute banger
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Our current 20mph limits on ebikes is an absolute life-threatening nightmare as long as residential speed limits are 25mph. If bikes can’t keep up with traffic on the slowest possible neighborhood roads, then they get hit by those cars or get forced onto the sidewalk where they hit pedestrians.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Trump posting a video of himself dropping a huge shit on America is probably the most accurate public statement he has ever made.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Stopped at Yerba Buena Gardens on our way to No Kings San Francisco, and read our daughter some applicable quotes from MLK Jr there behind the fountain. Let’s go! #NoKings #MaskingIsIconic
Man wearing a black N95 Zimi mask, on his knees wearing a black t-shirt that says “Long covid is chronic. Masking is iconic.” His arm is around a young girl who is also wearing a black N95 Zimi mask, along with a red-white-and-blue dress with a patch on it that says “I will vote”A quote written on a wall:

No. No, we are not satisfied, and we will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.
- Martin Luthor King, JrA quote printed on the wall:

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
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Master Elrond [he/him] @inuyasha1953.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
other98 If your government says there's too many autistic kids, then eliminates the entire special education department, they don't care about autism, or kids, or education.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Bullies are mocking the founder of antifa’s girlfriend, all because they think she’s made up. She’s real, I swear, she just goes to a different school!
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Matt Reeves’ The Batman (2022) is a mislabeled The Crow reboot and not a Batman movie at all. While it’s a poor Batman film, it’s easily the best The Crow film since Brandon Lee died. There. I said it.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
8 year old did her very first ninja competition this morning and got a perfect score. (You get one point for each obstacle completed). Best of all, this competition was mostly girls. Finally, a community she can feel a part of. Bad things are happening globally, but good things still happen locally
An 8 year old girl, facing away from the camera, on a ninja warrior obstacle course, swinging from one obstacle to another
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The only royalty I recognize. Truly a Queen. There are reports of torture, and I fear she may leave this quest mentally and physically scarred. One can only hope that Israel’s pathetic attempts to strike her down will in the end make her more powerful than they can possibly imagine.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Being rude to and refusing to listen to your user base has never worked to grow an app. Encouraging right wing hate mongers has never worked to make your app more approachable. How have CEOs not learned this yet?
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Free Speech!* *- limited time offer. Some restrictions apply. After 249 years of America’s existence, this free speech offer will expire, and all speech will become punishable by jack booted thugs at the will of the President
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 30/09/2025
The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries. He said this out loud.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
ADHDers to the left of me Autists to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you I think there are only about 3 traits on here I DON’T have, and it’s mostly ones that conflict with others on the opposite side that I do have. Not sure if I feel seen or attacked
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Advice needed! Anyone know if kids covid vaccines (she’s age 8) are available in California? They were supposedly approved, and we want her to get it before RFK Jr kills vaccines completely, but I can’t find any information about how to find kids covid vaccines.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Every Dem candidate for '26 and '28 must, bare minimum, promise the abolishing of ICE and genuine significant punishment for every member of this administration and their collaborators. This isn't a purity test. It's the compromise position.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Private school is expensive. As a product of the public school system, I HATE spending so much $$. But then I see this in my daughter’s classroom and realize that in 2025, private school might be the only safe place for young empathetic human beings. THIS is how you make kids feel safe and included
Hand painted pride flag hanging on the wall in a 1st-3rd grade classroom. On the different color stripes kids stenciled the words “queer”, “liberty”, “grow” “happy”, “free”, “love”, and “pride”
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive GLOBAL study revealed COVID-19 vaccines utilizing mRNA technology PREVENTED OVER 2.5 MILLION deaths WORLDWIDE between 2020 and 2024. It reveals that vaccinations didn’t JUST protect against illness. They PRESERVED nearly 15 MILLION years of human life.
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Pre-COVID Social Distancer @maskedman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I’m REALLY hoping this becomes a Dave (1993) scenario. To the Trump impersonator helping cover up whatever is happening: this is your time to shine.
The poster for the movie Dave, an Ivan Reitman film released in 1993. The poster shows Kevin Kline standing just inside the white house gates, looking around in wonder
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