Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As long as this falls more on the side of "making the work and workplace more tolerable" than "freshman fluke that makes management demand 10x output", then lol, nice. 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hater shit aside, it does do exactly what you were asking. 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've been on this tip ever since they fucked up the "view image" button and turned it into this "open photo in new tab" shit. We used to have more options for opening images with Crtl and Shift modifiers, and middle click. I hate this isn't an about:config thing. addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefo...addons.mozilla.orgView Image Context Menu Item – Get this Extension for 🦊 Firefox (en-US)Download View Image Context Menu Item for Firefox. Adds View Image to the image context menu. 110
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The fact of the matter is, I can't take you seriously if you're going to repost reddit bait garbage like "ai behaves like DOPAMINE RECEPTORS????????!!!!!" Because, holy shit, what the fuck are we doing here? These tools are already commit so much evil, why tf do you have to pretend it's alive???? 070
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Unless I missed a load-bearing post somewhere, "AI is dangerous" is not the controversial part in your coverage. Instead, it's the undue reverence to AI's abilities and "sophistication". Not only did 2/3 of these "attacks" result in NOTHING, but the third simply scraped credentials off a code repo. 161
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Cognitive dissonance is so crazy, I literally thought this about men, until like, a year ago. 021
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Being able to process insane amounts of data is already dangerous in the hands of capital, we don't need to make things up. 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm all for pivoting the conversation towards recognizing the horrors, pragmatic legislation, and generally educating people on what's real. Which is why I can confidently say that the toothfairy is not the dangerous part in this equation, but the practice of entrusting algorithms with great power. 110
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Machine Learning, and (more accurately) extraordinary amounts of compute, facilitating surveillance, crime, social manipulation, and mechanized death, IS reasonable cause for concern. The insane ramblings of a sycophant claiming "AGI will end us, trust" is. fucking. not. 130
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm exaggerating, of course. It's still going to suck ass, but I mean, I've been thinking that ever since I heard they were still in highschool. Now I just have more things to make fun of. 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Persona 6 is making you a cop and the villain is just gonna be Zohran Mamdani in some sunglasses. Isn't it? We're going to meet the demon god final boss and it's going to scream "I REPRESENT FOREIGNERS!!!!!" right before we put it in giant cartoon handcuffs. 101
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 09/09/2026But have you considered how it appropriates revolutionary imagery to blah ba blah blah blaaaaah 0510
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Gotta get em like this youtu.be/OCzxiuHfoIo?...youtu.beChip ruins the moodYouTube video by Anthony Cumia 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 21/08/2026As someone who's generally been socialized to emotionally detach, or not cry, don't beat yourself up too hard. People have been struggling with this exact conflict since, basically, forever. It's just the human condition 💖 010
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Everyone grieves differently and you can grieve differently for each circumstance. Just because you don't "feel" it now doesn't mean that you aren't or that you won't, sometimes you do just have to sit on it. I find that dreams and art can cause all that emotion to finally spill out. 110
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Also, it's a little dumb, but I do like stalking my friends achievements for story / mystery games so I don't have to dance around spoilers. OF COURSE, this is also solved by just talking to them! lol. I do it anyway because 🤷 020
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Haven't read this yet but it seems fair on it's face. I will say though, I like achievements as a way of remembering your time with a game. It's fun to look back at the unlock date, especially if the dates span for years. Maybe it'd be better to make "screenshot scrapbooking" a habit, but still. 340
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I mean, that's almost certainly what their sibling is playing on, lmao. MAYBE it was said in a Michael Jackson "SHAMONE" tone, but still. M Y S H A R O N A . 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Max is someone I don't particularly mess with, but holy shit, I hope that one commenter is right and some cheap ass steroids will help him. He doesn't deserve to go out like that. 1140
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Meanwhile, every single time I have to use the fucking youtube app, I'm assaulted with 5000 ai gooner ads, like, make it make sense. 0382
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 01/08/2026yeah, idk how someone did that x.com/viadodacentr...x.comlion (@viadodacentral) on X 010
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 28/07/2026(He offers you something.) (You receive the "crotchitizer".) 022
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I mean, all the lightners have history, and even with the little that we know, I think it makes sense how they all just clicked. 000
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Considering the debate about who's actually supposed to be the second hero, Susie and Noelle doing Mulholland Drive is such a great connection to make, holy shit. Very pretty, too. 010
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I've never seen this game in my life, but seeing those dinosaurs explode into triangles filled me with so much life. 110
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Eeeeeeeeeyup, just ripped it in one pull, lol. Thank you for this! 010
Reposted by Ian TortelliniBobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 20/07/2026the early webcomic scene is so quaint to look back on. social media metrics have totally ruined our perception of audience scale and success. found a 20-year-old interview asking dave anez how it felt that bob and george had *over one thousand* daily readers. that was a medium-defining hit back then 101178255
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 17/07/2026lol, amazing! Well, it's the perfect performance for this guy. We just met, but his whole deal is amazing. 020
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 17/07/2026@sfbdim.bsky.social @sfbtom.bsky.social I love Alex, but was James Urbaniak busy? No but really, it's kind of amazing how perfectly he nails the Rusty Venture cadence. Don't care if it's unintentional, I love it. 110
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Obviously, the VA's are right to stand by the work and it's intent. But still, I don't think it would undermine her arc if you did it right. 👀 My compromise would be that you have to make it REALLY feel like you're bringing someone back from the dead. Maybe with a few existential missteps. 010
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Checked it out on a whim and I just finished Plastic Coast. It's so fucked up that peak can just hide from me like that. This is awesome! 010
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 08/07/2026A true desperado takes the shot through the moisture. 140
Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yes, they were made of brass, you'd twist the nozzle to adjust flow. 140
