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Ian Tortellini

@mash5a.bsky.social
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Persona 6 is making you a cop and the villain is just gonna be Zohran Mamdani in some sunglasses. Isn't it? We're going to meet the demon god final boss and it's going to scream "I REPRESENT FOREIGNERS!!!!!" right before we put it in giant cartoon handcuffs.
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 20/07/2026
the early webcomic scene is so quaint to look back on. social media metrics have totally ruined our perception of audience scale and success. found a 20-year-old interview asking dave anez how it felt that bob and george had *over one thousand* daily readers. that was a medium-defining hit back then
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@sfbdim.bsky.social @sfbtom.bsky.social I love Alex, but was James Urbaniak busy? No but really, it's kind of amazing how perfectly he nails the Rusty Venture cadence. Don't care if it's unintentional, I love it.
J.D. Wirman is saying "I slept for barely an hour before a big jerk wakes me up." Alluding to the submarine he's inside of, and NOT the huge buff blonde guy with "no" resemblance to any other character whatsoever.
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I can't wait to get the TADC soundtrack 😩
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@gooseworx.bsky.social @glitchprod.com That was so unbelievably wonderful, I can guarantee that every theater is in a joyous uproar. I can't thank you enough. You all fucking rule!
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Daily bunny no.3333 has room for one more
A group of are sitting outdoor at a picnic table, in a lot near a schoolyard. another small bunny joins their group, with their own tray, and the established bunny group welcomes them in.
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is a fucking @mega64official.bsky.social bit, holy shit. Every time Digital Foundry cuts to yassified Grace, just insert Rocco discussing how "sexy" it looks.
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
2026 AD, you do not have to tap on the glass.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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the emiliest! 🌻 @emieisemie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new years thoughts
my fursona thinks to herself, “I spent the first half of last year so scared I’d make something bad, I barely made anything at all.”

she then smiles and thinks, “I need to make more garbage.”
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
If we see December in the MTT Resort tonight, I'm gonna freak the FUCK out!
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
And in that moment, it really was a Hollow Knight: Silksong
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
@humblebundle.com pulled through with a new batch of silksong keys. Bouncing on it, doing tricks on it rn.
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The new chapters were pretty good.
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
I think there's something wrong with my copy of Deltarune. Tomorrow, I will investigate.
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Amogus thumb
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Ian Tortellini @mash5a.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
Jontron the kinda guy to poop his pants.
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