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Orpheus Condescending

@maryscottoconnor.com
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Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right Writer/Actress Sober 11/96 Born '68 Traverse City, MI www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor READ THE ALT TEXT They also serve who only stand and wait.

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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27m
Bring back Fraggle Rock. youtube.com/shorts/5LS-P...
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Hegseth: "The ideological clowns are out"
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Ray @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/08/2023
God: When the humans are alone, they should be able to hear music in their heads sometimes. Angel: That's a lovely idea. God: And it should be a 8 second loop of a song they don't really like and can't exactly remember the lyrics to. Angel: ... God: There's no way to make it stop.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 16/11/2024
. This Is Just To Say I have rewritten the most over-rewritten poem that's ever been rewritten in the history of rewritten poems on the internet and I'm not sorry
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 34m
Exactly. The entire situation is fucked.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Especially since REVENGE, in this case, is SYNONYMOUS with ACCOUNTABILITY.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
But like every OTHER blatantly illegal thing Trump has done, this one will also go unpunished. Because the Republican party does not care and the Democratic Party, once it gets control of one or both houses, will be too busy trying to prove it isn't after revenge. Again.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
"... right before the midterm elections that I need my party to win..."
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Never mind. I have SWORN I will not argue about this topic. I will not argue about this topic. I will not argue about this topic.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
He did not go anti-trans. That reading is nonsensical.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Bullshit.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
I am pro-trans rights. I am pro-trans EVERYTHING. I also know TEXAS is not where you make your fucking STAND.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Yes. PLEASE stand up in the middle of a TEXAS RALLY AND SAY YOU SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS. We REALLY need you to IMPLODE right now. You know goddamned well he supports trans rights. Why do you want him to fucking KILL his Senate race just when he might ACTUALLY WIN IT? You KNOW it would.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
it
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Indeed, it is. What's MORE awful is the encroaching realisation that is has happened to more than not.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Seriously, how much Special K IS this motherfucker sprinkling on his Special K?
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5h
Hegseth: "I'm announcing Project Ante-Meridian, an effort to study the effect of liquid on solids. Project Ante-Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Count Chocula, Tony the Tiger, & the Trix Rabbit; does anyone know his name? Unless he's gay. No twinks, just Trix."
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 21/12/2025
When I die, I want my remains spread around the stadiums of the NFC North Division of the NFL. Don't cremate me, though.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 6h
Stolen guitar hero valour is disgusting, you right wing douchebags.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 6h
Yeah. Never really gets any better.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 6h
IRONY: Repeatedly interrupting one of the greatest guitar solos of all time to bitch about how unappreciated it is.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h
Is it... Self-unaliving? I want to PUKE when I see those fucking euphemisms.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h
Because... 2. If not... 5.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h
Well, HELLO there...
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h
Does being molested as a child count, or are we starting AFTER those incidents?
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h
Shaming squirrels for just DOING WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO to get through this fucked up timeline is SO UNCOOL, dude.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13h
How do you tell your algorithm that accidentally clicking on ONE fucking size 6 cocktail dress does NOT mean you're a fucking size 6 & you’d appreciate it if it'd stop rubbing your fucking nose in it thankyouverymuch. youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0?...
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Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls (Official Video)
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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 14h
And then they made it illegal for women to swim. . . . . Right? . No? . Weird.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 15h
Hawks... Hawkeyes... What difference could there possibly be, Michael, ten billion dollars?
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 15h
Ignore the experts. Trust me. I've tasted dead whale.
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Rihanna Sings 'Worms On The Brain'
Alt: Rihanna sings with passionate intensity (yeah, it's fucking redundant, what if it) in her iconic video for 'Worms On The Brain' - a little known but EPIC remake of her hit song LOVE ON THE BRAIN. Didn't know she was a bug RFK Jr. supporter? I mean, who did? RIHANNA? Billionaire makeup and lingerie mogul who sings a little on the side while being FIERCE AND FABULOUS? Weird.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 30/09/2026
I daresay they did it in the caves.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 30/09/2026
They wanna fuck him.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/12/2025
When I was young, I seethed with rage & loathing for my ideological opponents, lacked patience & compassion, refused to countenance the possibility there might be any validity to their awful ideas. I dismissed them as ignorant, cruel, worthless, & evil. Now, many years later, I am no longer young.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 28/09/2026
😂
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 28/09/2026
Here be ALT TEXT. Feckin' read it. Ain't writing it for my health.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 28/09/2026
I can relate, Ginge.
A bedraggled orange cat swims through flood water, a look of UTTER DISGUST on its scrunched up ginger face. The caption, in black serif font over an orange (naturally) background: "This cat had one fuck left to give... And that fuck is GONE." When you think about the photos you've seen of other animals fleeing flooding - swimming through still or rushing waters, perched on rooftops, riding in rescue boats - they always look slightly panicked or pathetic, no? Well, THIS feline just looks FURIOUS. Swimming god knows where, looking past the camera as if to say, "REALLY? You're taking my fucking PICTURE? How about a little fucking HELP here, dickbag? Do I not look sufficiently PANICKED for your taste? Just how WATERLOGGED does a motherfucking feline need to BE before your sympathies are sufficiently aroused and you put down the goddamned camera and give a ginger a fucking HAND, shithead?" Yeah. Ginger hath a point. 🥴
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 28/09/2026
THAT was bizarre. And what the FUCK was that kneel at the end zone bullshit. Running down the clock my ass, there are nine minutes left. What the fuck.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/09/2026
By the way, I cannot be the only who saw the vanity Trump ad with the ominous tagline, “Paid for by the U.S. Government.” AI Trump. AI Trump voice. Speaking to the sound of a cheering AI crowd, telling them he’s going to root our the scourge of COMMUNISM from our great nation. COMMUNISM.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/09/2026
Fucking Detroit Lions trying to KILL ME, man. 🦁 💙🩶💙🩶💙 JESUS. Lions 31, Jets 24 #NFL #DetroitLions #NYJets #CallTheParamedics
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 07/11/2024
. Time for a palate cleanser.
A group photo. "How ONE shoe can ruin a family photo." A group of people sits on a wall. In front of them, a man flanked by two women leans his hands on each knee. Unfortunately (or fortunately, for us), the woman sitting on the wall directly behind him is wearing tan ballet flats... And her almost equally tanned foot is RIGHT between his legs. The photo is JUST out of focus enough to make it look, the way it's DANGLING there, like he has a hole in his shorts and a fairly ENORMOUS penis hanging out between his legs. 

That's all I have to say about this. The ALT Text here is purely for the edification of the visually impaired, so you may share in the sight... gag. Ahem. 🍆
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/09/2026
Doesn't that feel better?
Gorgeous vista - a view of Lake Michigan from one of the Sleeping Bear Dunes. Blues & pinks & purples... Against that sky, in white papyrus font, all caps: "DO NOT QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH." Below, against the green of the vegetation on the dune, in Luminari font (resembling renaissance fair posters): "You are not." Pretty clear. Not much to dissect, here. I should think it would be a relief, no? Let go of all that worry, self-doubt, fear of being thought a fraud - YOU ARE! There. Isn't that better? Well done. Give in to mediocrity. Ahhh. (If this doesn't ring true, then PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO REALLY NEEDS IT, dear. God knows it's greek to MOI.)
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/09/2026
SHOCKER.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/09/2026
THIS.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 27/09/2026
BONAMASSA!!! ❤️
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 26/09/2026
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 26/09/2026
Are you kidding me? HANNIBAL ISN’T ON THE LIST???
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 26/09/2026
Sorry. I'm not fond of posts that "talk" to MAGA, as if they were here reading it. It's rhetorical device that began irritating me ages ago. And here I am using it. Fuck it. Everything irritates me. Payback, I suppose, for being so fucking irritating myself. Where was I? Oh. Fuck MAGA.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 26/09/2026
When did we EVER need a FULL-TIME DEPLOYMENT of NATIONAL GUARD in WASHINGTON DC??? MAGA - WHY is billion dollars on the NAT'L FUCKING GUARD in Washington DC a good way to spend it? How much was CUT from Medicaid & POOR KIDS' FOOD? We could spend it on LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, YOU FUCKING CULT.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/09/2026
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/09/2026
You can't fix what's broken with what's broken.
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