Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 5hLet me do it this way. I can still block him this way... In case you think this isn't the right asshole... It is. Plus it gives me a chance to write some ALT Text. Yeah. I did. 95012
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/09/2026If you see this, post a favourite picture from your photo album, without any explanation. NOT EVEN IN THE ALT TEXT - BUT DON’T SKIP ALT TEXT… 11151
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13/09/2026You have just responded to something I posted in March of 2025. It appears to have the look of something I'd need to actually read and re-absorb I'm order to cogently respond. Ergo... no cogent response shall you receive. Instead, I give you this: 120
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 13/09/2026My response to being added to a Facebook Messenger thread started by my MAGA uncle: 8666
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 11/09/2026This is somewhere I can put all the snarky, mean, stupid comments I really don't want to attach to anything real out there. I don't want to actually SAY that shit TO someone. I just want to SAY it. And have it read. Because I'm not a TOTAL asshole. Just KIND of an asshole. Exhibit A, Asshole: 15721
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 28/08/2026We have discovered the only appropriate response when the man occupying the most powerful office in the world acts like a fucking 4th grader. “I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?” 510017
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 09/08/2026Did any serious part of me sincerely believe that laying down TOWELS would keep My three black cats & their fucking CAT FUR from taking over the furniture out here on my back porch or on my lawn? I have thrown in those towels. 6493
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 02/08/2026This motherfucker turns our national capital into a Fourth Reich Las Vegas, and NO REPUBLICAN ACKNOWLEDGES HOW FUCKING INSANE THAT IS. 55212
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 01/08/2026This is what needs to be done. That little pipe there, connected to the shower head. It’s worn out. Needs to be replaced. can’t do that without CUTTING OUT THE DRYWALL… Etc. If I were healthy, I could do it. I cannot. Thus, I must pay an outrageous sum to have someone else do it. 220
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 21/07/2026JD Vance was fed by the compassionate socialist system set in place in the US for hungry children and families. It worked for him. Now he wants other hungry children and families to starve. Because his billionaire masters want more tax cuts. Fuck JD Vance & the billionaires. 23915
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 10/07/2026Here's a problem people with money DO NOT have: THE CONSTANT FEAR OF THE NEXT FINANCIAL HIT. The fatal one. Ever wish the other shoe would just fucking DROP already? Mine just did. $1300 to fix a 21-year old car. YIKES. But wait... Guess what? I NEED A NEW ROOF. Ugh. Excuse me. 9456
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 08/06/2026I am SO OVER the 21st Century War of the Sexes. It exploded post-Trump; it's sickening, depressing, exhausting, endless. And driven relentlessly by men. It's true. Women? We're bad at defense. The DEMOCRATS of the war of the sexes. But yes, they started it. Doesn't matter. It sucks. 1/4 4343
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 16/05/2026I got this bumper magnet... And promptly put it on my counter. The last time I had a political bumper sticker on my car was during the Obama years, & those motherfuckers vandalised it beyond recognition. That was BEFORE the MAGA miasma freed them from ANY constraints of politesse. I need my car. 7487
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/04/2026The earth has traversed around the sun 58 times since someone dragged me into this world without so much as a "by your leave". I'd very much like to pay the fine and go home, please. This place would be great, if it weren't for all the humans. Pay no attention to the smile. It's all an act. 🤨 27733
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 25/04/2026So, it’s never a shock when people block me. Like Lester Bangs, I am uncool. I've always BEEN uncool. THOUSANDS of people block me, here & elsewhere. And that’s fine. Honestly. My identity & self-worth aren't about likes or shares or who’s blocking me. They're about MY LOOKS. Duh. 10592
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 10/04/2026He has to know… Doesn’t he? I’d tell him. Happily. Hell, I’d hire a skywriter. “Yeah, dummy. EVERYBODY DOES." 4343
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 07/04/2026Is EVERYONE in any position to STOP this lunacy just going to PRETEND IT ISN’T HAPPENING? God or what-the-fuck-ever help us all. Because the Republicans and Democrats sure as fuck won’t. 4335
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 05/04/2026@misshelenlawson.bsky.social Took a screenshot, just in case. Pretty sure this account will be blocked before any meaningful discussion needs to be had about this… 12378
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 04/04/2026At this point in the FIRST nightmare, I had DISTRACTIONS. Terry was still a high school senior preparing for football at Michigan State. My heath sucked. Divorced that fall & lived alone for the first time in 19 years. Now? 24/7 RELENTLESS REALITY. I’m too sober for this. Have a selfie. 19661
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 04/04/2026I wonder what he pictures when he hears the phrase BARE HANDS… 3160
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 01/04/2026Going to do a little whinging in the ALT Text today. Call it selfie-pity.😈 Feel free to pass this one by. I’m basically dumping it here because I don’t want to bum out anyone in the corporeal world. Took this one a few hours ago; as you might guess, I’m not feeling all that well. 🥸 14440
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/03/2026It is so embarrassing to be American right now. 66210
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 23/03/2026ENOUGH SANEWASHING. All his press conferences & gaggles should be broken down & reported exactly like this, distilled to their essence. If you really want to INTERPRET it so your paper is printing something intelligible, do it at a 6th grade level. No quotation marks. Impressionistic Journalism. 34210
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 21/03/2026This is a real post. The actual President of the United States* POSTED THIS. There is NO BAR too low. He will simply ooze under it. 104614
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/03/2026We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1! Sigh. I love living in one of most popular resort towns in the US. It’s beautiful. My mom lives here. I basically grew up here. Lots of history here. My son is 4 hours away. But it definitely has its drawbacks. 2151
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 20/03/2026The Forsyte Saga, PBS If you liked Downton, you’ll love this. 240
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 19/03/2026My actual St. Patrick’s Day was spent snowed in, with most of the rest of northern Michigan. Literally couldn’t open my front door. The Saturday before was the parade, etc. Mom, sister, & I attended the shindig but left before the parade. Too cold for us. Blizzard started next day. 🥶 3191
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 15/03/2026It’s heeeeeere. The BOMB CYCLONE approaches Traverse City, Michigan as Governor Whitmer activates the state emergency response system in preparation for what’s about to happen to the upper half of the state… 10151
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 15/03/2026I wonder when we will see the proliferation of TRUMP: ”I DID THAT“ stickers on gas pumps all across the US (nay, the WORLD)… 124713
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 08/03/2026Already do. WAY ahead of you. Went to British schools. Hence the spelling. Oh - look - same colours as my high school AND university. It’s fate. 000
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 02/03/2026If only the Secret Service were as incompetent as everyone else around him. 7418
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 18/02/2026And now, for something completely different… My gorgeous son & his gorgeous beloved, spending their long weekend in northern Michigan, being young & happy while they can. They live in Detroit. She’s in law school, 2nd year; he works for the State of Michigan as a counsellor for disabled people. 💙 5984
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 16/02/2026If you were a pair of shoes, what pair would you be? Tieks, “Romantic Blush". 3180
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 08/02/202658 years ago today, my father, US Marine Corps Lt. Terence Raymond Roach, Jr., was killed in action at Khe Sanh during the Tet Offensive - 8 February, 1968. I was born three months later. My son, Terry O’Connor, is now the same age his grandfather was when he was killed. 2115216
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 08/02/2026WHY is the sender’s name blacked out? WHO IS BEING PROTECTED HERE? I have to assume it is TRUMP. Because TRUMP is the only one they WANT to protect. If it were anyone ELSE… they wouldn’t bother. 73917
Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 28/01/2026I’m just saying - you could hit a pumpkin from half a mile away that’s smaller and less shiny. 6251