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Mary Noon

@marynoonwrites.bsky.social
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Jane Austen is my patronus. I write about women dealing with shit and they all love to laugh. She/her. marynoonwrites.com

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 3h
Something tells me that Christina Ricci is a hell of a parent. I love seeing parents who teach their children right from wrong, and to stand up for what's right.
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Beca Dreadful 🖤🌙 @becadreads.bsky.social · 2h
Am I in the middle of three books? Yes. Do I have the urge to start a new one? Also yes 😭
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Catherine Munro @catherinemmunro.bsky.social · 6h
Tiny treasures #Shetland
A circle made of tiny seashells including cowrie, mini sea urchin and yellow whelks and mini scallops
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 1h
Adding rabies-infected balloon animal to my favorite all-time insults list
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 4h
Here's the thing: most books that are banned don't make the lists that get circulated each #BannedBooksWeek. If you're a book creator and your book gets banned, please respond to this post with your book and its buy link on bookshop.org. That way we can support indies and banned books 💛
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Bookshop.org: Buy books online. Support local bookstores.
A better way to buy books online. Every purchase financially supports local independent bookstores.
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I Love Animals @animals.pics · 4h
The dog abandoned by its owner on the roadside thanks the woman who rescued it with all its love
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 10h
TN-9 candidate Rep. @justinjpearson.bsky.social : “Gas is too high. Groceries are too high. Wages are too low… and blaming immigrants is part of the problem. The reality is people are struggling because the billionaire class is greedy.”
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 1h
Me: That was such an amazing conference! I learned so much and met so many amazing fellow writers. Such fun! My anxious brain: Now is the portion of the evening where we review every dumb thing you said and did. Such fun!
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American Library Association @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social · 9h
Let books be. Today kicks off #BannedBooksWeek, an annual observation started more than 40 years ago in response to a sudden surge in attempts to censor or remove books in libraries, schools, and bookstores. Sound familiar? Find ways to get involved and spread the word: bit.ly/4yvixbB.
LET BOOKS BE. Various line drawings related to libraries and books, including a hand holding a sign made of an open book that reads "Freed for ALL to Read," a tote bag that reads "Totes Resist" carrying a book, a full book cart with the head and tale of a horse with text that reads "A Wild Ride," and a closeup of two feet standing on a stack of books that say "A Soap Box" on their spines. Text at bottom reads "Protect the freedom to read. Banned Books Week, October 4-10, 2026." American Library Association. ala.org/bbooks
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 13h
I believe in Medicare for All like I believe in public schools. There for you no matter what.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 11h
💔🕯️💔🕯️💔
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mark Smith @marksmithphoto.bsky.social "Always the graceful ones… bald eagles playing in the sky."
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep up the fight! Demanding justice for the Minnesota 15 and all anti ICE protesters - drop the charges ICE OUT NOW Minneapolis, Minnesota
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A very happy 34th anniversary to First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama, I love their love. 💙
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ONE MONTH FROM TODAY:
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Todd Jackson @tdjacks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My camera got a workout this morning. The sky was putting on a show!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Night night sweet dreamies Some days you’ll have the strength to take on the world. Other days, you’ll need to curl up, shut the world out for a little while and just rest. Both are okay. Learning to listen to yourself, rather than always pushing through, is important.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ossoff: The money that they took from you when they slashed Medicaid and defunded hospitals and nursing homes—They’re taking that money to buy corrupt, taxpayer-funded political ads on national television to try to promote the failed and broken president…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Michael Williams 🖕🏻 @mtdedhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is not our dog. The best thing about living in the woods is neighbor dogs swing by to say hi once in a while. 🐕 make yourself at home pal.
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Sandra Marchetti @sandrapoetry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw a young couple at the coffee shop this afternoon. The guy was consoling his girlfriend and said, “I’m sorry you’re disappointed,” with an arm around her shoulder. Then he said, “Come on, let’s go eat a cookie.” Honey, that’s a real man.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Dems getting better at this
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Vincent Carter @genv-inccarter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MAGA darlings Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been criminally indicted in Romania for child trafficking, rape of a minor, witness tampering and money laundering. The spiraling downfall of these disgusting fuckers is quite satisfying but never forget the orange felon tried to save them.
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also, I am 83% into a really good book and I don't know who the killer is yet. Everyone knows you don't go anywhere after 80%. Sacrifices have been made.
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In an underground parking garage, wearing shoes with a heel on them for the first time in years. If I get murdered, I would like to officially blame patriarchy and whoever designs these garages.
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This introvert has put on her extrovert suit & is voyaging past the gates of hell to a cocktail party for writers. Feels like an appropriate time for all the Dorothy Parker quotes. I have a "portable" DP, but I need her best one-liners in a book I can tuck in my bra & whip out when I forget my name
Dorothy Parker quote about origin of cocktail parties, definitely invented by devil
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Je Shen" (Chinese Artist, born 1973) "Meditation" • 2026. Oil on Canvas • 160 × 120 cm. Private Collection. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Alyssa Matesic @alyssamatesic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To the writer who did no work on their book today: Did you... Think about your villain's motives? Read another novel and admire the writing? Overhear a conversation and jot down a line of dialogue? Talk about your story to a friend? That sounds to me like you DID work on your book today!
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Massive crowd outside Palantir’s HQ in central London. Throw this evil corporation out of our public services." via Global Justice Now
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This little suggestion on top of my hamburger helper box is how I know we are about to have a Great
Depression part 2
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
TRY WITH
HOT DOGS
INSTEAD OF GROUND BEEF
HAMBURGER
HELPER
CHEESEBURGER MACARONI
WITH REAL CHEESE
PER US CUP AS PACKAGED
NET WIT 550Z (1559)
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm heading to my 2nd literary cocktail party tonight. Last time was 2014, Boston Book Festival, when @scottwesterfeld.bsky.social & @larbalestier.bsky.social very kindly snuck my cousin & me in to the author-only event simply because my cousin was brave enough to message them & ask. 💕
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is exactly how I swim when no one is watching. But the last time I did a backflip my whole left thigh seized up. If you're going to dance like a whale be sure to stretch first
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Left Of Center Orange Hater @leftocorangehater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The wondrously talented DANNY KAYE conducting the audience at the London Palladium in 1948. He could fly any civilian plane on the planet, became the world's most revered non-Asian Chinese Chef & had no formal singing or dance training. A pretty extraordinary human being.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Joseph Alleman,Born (1975)American “Prairie Sky” Oil on canvas, 16 x 12” Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This 👇
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seriously 💥
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#AGoodPlace
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next time that one person comes at you with "no, that's a tortoise" you can come right back at them with "oh yeah, well ALL tortoises ARE turtles, Gerald, so shut it."
Info about turtles, the important bit being that all tortoises ARE turtles, Gerald!!! https://turtlefluent.com/articles/turtle-vs-tortoise-vs-terrapin
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Bucks County Beacon @buckscountybeacon.com · 01/10/2026
Human Rights Groups Ask UN Panel to Help End ICE’s ‘Enforced Disappearances’ of Noncitizens | “Disappearing people into a network of remote detention sites, hiding their whereabouts, and cutting off their access to outside help is the definition of an enforced disappearance.”
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Human Rights Groups Ask UN Panel to Help End ICE's 'Enforced Disappearances' of Noncitizens - Bucks County Beacon
The practice involves withholding the whereabouts of thousands of detainees facing deportation from families and lawyers.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Consent for one act doesn’t mean consent for others. Like, if I lend you a book to read, and after you read it, you invite a bunch of people over to rip the pages out, don’t blame me because it was my choice to lend the book to you.
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Mary Noon @marynoonwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣 Omg Brenda is a serial chicknapper! BRENDA!!
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