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MaryMajesty

@marymajesty.win
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Sometimes programmer, sometimes speedrunner, most times neither Icon by the lovely @caranraug.bsky.social

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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 28/09/2026
Me and @caranraug.bsky.social's game is done! We would like to present to you all: The Joy of Puzzling with Tet Ross, a relaxing Tetris x Picross painting game. Made for the Falling Block Jam 2026 within 10 days. Please check it out if you want! marymajesty.itch.io/the-joy-of-p...
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『s u n』 @cyberxsun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
❗️EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS❗️ Having major insurance issues + medical needs 😞 Flat colored sketch -Beansprout style- comms OPEN until further notice. Payment via KoFi/Paypal (AFTER sketch) ✨ ko-fi.com/cyberxsun ✨ PayPal.me/cybersunx DM for any more details ( apologies if I’m late, my irl is hectic rn)
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 25/09/2026
I've been working on a new game and accidentally just spent 25 minutes playing it instead of working on it. This is a *very* good sign.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 20/09/2026
Today I spent several hours writing a Tetris tiling algorithm and optimizing it only to find out there's a GitHub repo that does the exact same thing but several thousand times faster... But then I found out it misses some cases so my version is technically more accurate so I'll take that as a win
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 17/09/2026
The job center consultancy guy who is assigned to me told me to use the Google AI to try to solve my problems. Very reassuring. Very professional and competent consulting behavior.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 08/09/2026
Oh shit, the Zelda Direct is starting! Please have a Minish Cap remake, please please please
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 05/09/2026
I got myself a (really cheap) e-bike as an early birthday present to myself and my god have I missed cycling, it is so much fun
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 26/08/2026
I got a bar of double chocolate kitkat and was very disappointed to find out that instead of "twice as much good chocolate", "double chocolate" means "in addition to the good chocolate, we also put bad chocolate in it"
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 16/08/2026
I have been learning 3D modeling and related software for the past weeks / months. FreeCAD, OpenSCAD, Blender. Learning how to rip game files and pose MikuMikuDance models. All for this moment. The moment when I discover the joy of making your blorbos kiss.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 11/08/2026
I bought my first microcontroller starter kit. The box was proudly labeled "WE LOVE OPEN SOURCE", but in order to do the tutorial stuff, you have to go to their website, create an account, install their software, and use their cloud service. Hm.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 05/08/2026
I tried to 3D-print a cat and accidentally created a ninetailed fox
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 24/07/2026
It is so disheartening to show someone something that you have worked many hours and days on and their only response is "Did you use AI to make that? I bet AI could make that too!"
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 14/07/2026
I used to be so good at math in high school, but now that I have started technical 3D modeling I have realized that I don't remember SHIT Why am I doing this to myself, and why is it so fun
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 13/07/2026
I found this photo of a stained glass window on the internet that says very religious and thoughtful things such as "stand fast in the faith", "watch ye", and *checks notes* "you like men"
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 20/06/2026
This image came to me in a fever dream last night
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 20/06/2026
Today was the first time in my life that I had to call an ambulance...
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 17/06/2026
@ganqinghaver.bsky.social Hello! Pardon the sudden inquiry, but I seem to remember you sharing a post about bookbinding resources / tutorials a while back, but I can't for the life of me find it. I want to get into it so I can make a gift for a friend. Do you happen to still have those links?
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 04/06/2026
Look at this sleeping beauty
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 03/06/2026
Amazon's review summary AI is truly amazing
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 31/05/2026
People usually say lucid dreams are fun, but today I had multiple lucid nightmares that I had to force myself to wake up from... Then later I tried taking a nap to make up for the lack of sleep, and I had, you guessed it, another lucid nightmare... I'm so tired...
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 28/05/2026
I took the plunge and finally got a 3D printer. My current experiment: Printing Distorted Ellipsoidal Saddle keycaps for my keyboard! Left: 0.4mm nozzle Middle: 0.2mm nozzle Right: 0.2mm nozzle, but printed at 45° angle The right one feels buttery smooth, but broke off while printing.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 19/05/2026
The dog was feeling sad and needed emotional support. The cause: He heard my mom's car arrive but she hasn't come inside yet.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 28/04/2026
Look how graceful our dog is
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 20/03/2026
PSA: Split keyboards are great. They are better for your shoulders and hands, and the added space inbetween can be great for putting things you often use, such as your phone. A soda glass is not one of those things.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 14/03/2026
There's a video that's kept showing up in my recommendations about an osu player who "wasted 6 years" because they didn't improve and couldn't climb the leaderboards. I've seemingly been playing the game wrong, because I always played it to have fun, not to be hypercompetitive.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 08/03/2026
Some light bedtime reading on my e-reader
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 05/03/2026
Would transitioning my entire game engine to use Hue-Chroma-Luminance everywhere instead of RGB be a bad idea or an extremely galaxy-brained one? Asking for a friend
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Cassette Beasts is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 24/12/2024
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 19/10/2025
I found a cryptid while walking the dog today
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 12/10/2025
Why is it that programmers are expected to name their variables in an easy to understand manner, yet people who write up algorithms always use mathematical notation with the most random non-descript greek letters with tons of accents and no-one bats an eye? Just use WORDS goddammit, not HIEROGLYPHS
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 27/08/2025
@kkaags.bsky.social you are the most ace attorney obsessed person i follow on here and theres an ace attorney humble bundle going on right now so feel free to let your hopefully equally ace attorney obsessed followers know www.humblebundle.com/games/duo-ju...
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Duo of Justice: Ace Attorney and Mega Man
Bring justice to all your enemies with our latest bundle, featuring Capcom’s beloved Ace Attorney compilations and Mega Man legacy collections! Every purchase at the price of your choosing contributes...
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 25/08/2025
Buy these games. They are INCREDIBLY good.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Zero Escape Trilogy is $7.98 on Steam buff.ly/4f0N87i -Nonary Games $5.99 -Zero Time Dilemma $3.99
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 25/08/2025
Our pantry has a light that automatically turns on when you open the door to the pantry. I just found out that my dad wired this mechanism by taking the wire and STAPLING it to the pantry wall.
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 18/08/2025
Our dog climbed onto my bed and started cuddling with my plushie. That plushie was not in that position before, meaning he specifically put it there to cuddle with it. I can't even be mad at this dumbass
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 10/08/2025
My tablet PC, that I specifically put a debloated version of Windows on so it would run faster and boot up quicker, randomly decided to update itself without my permission while I left it to charge, therefore re-bloating itself. Thanks, Windows.
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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The person who invented the video game joystick has disappeared, they down right up and left.
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 11/07/2025
I made a quiz about the JS Date parser is. It's very easy and you will score very high. jsdate.wtf
jsdate.wtf
new Date("wtf")
How well do you know JavaScript's Date class?
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meeti @meetimeeti.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
hi #portfolioday I’m Meeti! i’m a bg and visdev artist!! I have experience in games and pitches. I will be open for freelance in June! Contact me at my email, any leads are appreciated. 💻: meetimeeti.weebly.com ✉️: meetimeeti27@gmail.com
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Super Rare Games @superraregames.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Preserving games is at the heart of what we do. We know our community cares just as deeply about keeping games alive forever, physically and digitally. #StopKillingGames
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 24/06/2025
I ask my general practitioner for painkillers and am told to go to the neurologist. I call the neurologist and get told the earliest appointment is in half a year and to ask my general practitioner for painkillers in the meantime. This is like when mom says "go ask dad" and dad says "go ask mom"
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 21/06/2025
I've had some really shit days but at least I got Skirk and her weapon
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 21/06/2025
A package being sent to me had the wrong house number and when I tried to call customer service to change it, an AI chatbot told me to go fuck myself. I kept telling it to connect me with a human and then the human told me to go fuck myself. I love package delivery companies
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 11/06/2025
I tried installing SteamOS and Bazzite on my old tablet PC to squeeze a bit more performance out of it and SteamOS doesn't run on non-Steamdecks, an open source reimplementation of it doesn't run on Intel GPUs, and Bazzite simply won't boot off of USB-Sticks so you can't install it. Linux is great
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 02/06/2025
I just opened my window and got jumpscared by a cow
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 01/06/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I reverse-engineered a file format to render maps for a video game I am planning to speedrun, I would have two nickels
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 01/06/2025
Pride month is great and all but once they release sloth month I will be in my element
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MaryMajesty @marymajesty.win · 01/06/2025
@jeffiot.net Hey just so you know, the Bluesky link on your Twitter profile isn't working. I assume it's linking a different username than you have now.
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