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Your Favorite Southern Belle Stoner Mom

@maryjanemama.bsky.social
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Nerdy, liberal redneck living a stoner mom’s life. 🤓 I cuss a lot. Like, a LOT. Proud democratic socialist. Vehemently anti racist. Follow me if y’all like pet pics and fried okra.

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 25/04/2025
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It would be very healthy for human species, If there is less Discouragement.
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Marco Foster @marcofoster.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters have now gathered outside a federal courthouse in downtown Milwaukee to support Judge Hannah Dugan
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Funny how the paperwork only matters when it’s a woman or minority voter.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Seriously, why is RFK Jr worried about dyes in food when his department is cutting safety standards for milk and chicken?
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If someone tells me to “take it down a notch,” that guarantees an immediate 4 to 5 notch increase. Do not try to de-notch me.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Released 43 years ago today "Know Your Rights", a single by the Clash from their album Combat Rock. The Clash-Know Your Rights Live !! US Festival 1983 #punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #knowyourrights #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 23/04/2025
Marriott’s CEO said it straight: “We welcome all… we create opportunities for all… that’s who we are as a company.” He went back to his hotel to find 40K emails from Marriott associates worldwide saying “thank you.” Plenty of CEOs talk. Capuano showed up. Marriott still has my business.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
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Sophie Vershbow @svershbow.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Found my store
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David Slack @slack2thefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
A screengrab from Twitter.

HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks:
“Why do you think we have so many more kids with Autism”

David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply:
“Probably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”
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lauren @laurens.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
One of my beliefs is that Long COVID rates are actually 20-30%, but we couldn’t accept that as a society. The purpose of some LC studies were to bargain down that number to something more “acceptable” But the 20-30% number came up again and again www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...
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Studies across 14 nations show 25% to 30% rate of long COVID
Among the 25% of participants in 1 study who said they experienced long-COVID symptoms, 13% reported sleep disorders.
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👑 ✝️ℹ️Ⓜ️🅾️✝️♓⚧️ 👑 @thamemeweaver.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Straight 👆🏻💯😂
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Crouton & Friends 🐮 @mcrouton.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
💔❤️💔
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𝙹𝚊𝚢 𝙵 𝙰𝚛𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚍 @jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Meltdowns and opera uniting. Please enjoy this lovely rendition of: "Bitch, WTF"
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Beyond Blonde© @beyondblonde.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
So many humans can't even accept differences in our own species but here we are looking for intelligent life on other planets.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Democratic Governor Tony Evers has successfully increased school funding for the next 400 YEARS in Wisconsin by crossing out a few numbers in a bill to change it from “2024–25” to “2425.” The state Supreme Court just upheld his right to do so.
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Wisconsin's adventures with line-item vetoes
Laws are like sausages...
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Just spoke with my CDC sources. They were in tears. Budgets cut. RFJK has ordered them not to publicize bird flu symptoms in exposed workers. Not to test them. Not to speak. They know people are getting sick. And they’re being forced to stay silent. This is not just a cover-up. It's cruelty.
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
History always has a lesson.
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welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social @welcometoyourdoom.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#caturday
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Bully: Hey Columbia, gimme your lunch money. Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?) Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia. Columbia: OK, here you go. Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money. Harvard: No. Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.
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The CFPB Has Been Gutted
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 19/04/2025
Maybe we should honor the women who were real astronauts. From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.
From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 19/04/2025
Caturday side-eye
Close up of a grey tabby cat, prominently featuring his whiskers, looking at you with suspicion
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Josh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Why Men Refuse Help
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Hmmm... good question 🤔
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Cooperstreaming ♿️ @cooperstreaming.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Thank God for women. Yesterday somebody warned me about a dangerous man. He seemed lovely to me, nothing could have tipped me off. Those are the most dangerous ones. Whisper networks save lives.
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MaTT FLaMMaBLe @mattflammable.com · 17/04/2025
This is K2-18b. It’s a planet outside of our solar system, about 2 1/2 times the size of earth, orbiting a small red dwarf star. The James Webb space telescope spent time studying this planet via spectroscopy and determined it has gases in its atmosphere that are only created through biology!
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 17/04/2025
Another reminder that if you are tired of leaving voicemails for elected officials you can also see if you can fax them for free here, surely a very loud and unignorable way for them to receive communication faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
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Fax Senators
FaxZero lets you send free faxes to your senators with no subscription or sign-up.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
The good old days
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NOAA Climate.gov @climate.noaa.gov · 17/04/2025
When is it safe to start planting outdoors? This video shows how to use our NOAA map to find the average date for the last freezing temperatures of the season at your location, based on U.S. climate normals data from 1991-2020. Read more: www.climate.gov/spring-freeze
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 18/04/2025
I'm thinking about how tonight was probably the first time Kilmar Abrego Garcia learned that millions of people care about him - the first time he learned that the United States Supreme Court ruled 9-0 to bring him home. I'm thinking what it must mean for him to know, right now, that he isn't alone.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/04/2025
Can states withhold the tax revenue we would otherwise send to the feds so we can inspect our own goddamned food? www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
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FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
Food safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA.
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Your Favorite Southern Belle Stoner Mom @maryjanemama.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My 1960’s hanging lamp I got for 50 cents at a garage sale ACTUALLY WORKS ! I replaced the cord and she’s good as new. Y’all look at my little bright spot of the planet right now.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Powerful
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I've long been a fan of Senator... [checks notes] ... Van Halen
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Jackie Llanos @llanosjackie.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
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Cory Booker @corybooker.com · 17/04/2025
The attack on Josh Shapiro and his family did not happen in a vacuum. Incendiary rhetoric, purposeful disinformation — it all helped lead to this hateful and destructive act. Leaders need to be conscious of their words having consequences.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Hey real quick,
A confused looking kitten laying on its back in Sarah’s hand. He has white socks and is otherwise stripey
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/04/2025
RFK Jr.’s lies about autism are disgraceful — and I won't share them to spread misinformation. He consistently undermines public health and reinforces dangerous myths. In Illinois, we stand with those with autism, and I’ll keep fighting for inclusion, science, and the truth.
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Ansley Erickson @ansleyerickson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Good evening from NYC weeping cherries.
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Our voices are stronger when we howl together 🐺🐺
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 17/04/2025
RFK Jr. says there are no autistic poets, so we interviewed one. Hear from Elizabeth McClellan, @popelizbet.bsky.social, an award-winning poet, attorney, and legal educator based in Memphis, Tennessee.
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RFK Jr. says there aren't autistic poets. We asked an autistic poet.
"I will challenge RFK Jr. to write a poem as good as me any day of the week."
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Your Favorite Southern Belle Stoner Mom @maryjanemama.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
What she said
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