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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 2h
Public holidays on weekends are crap.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 15h
Extraordinarily tired.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, guess who's back. After what seemed like AGES I'm playing out again this coming Saturday. All vinyl even! It's been a while. Excited!
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is it just me or did this September fly by in a blink?
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Autumn poem just dropped.
[The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]:
 
  comm   n pr  ble    whe    writin    p   ems
in the shape of decid o   s trees
is t  at once t   ere ar   ives
the fir   t sti   rings of    he new aut   mn breeze,  
  he       oems will begi    to shake    hemselves ge   tly  
  ntil their letters loos   n like leaves,
an they d start to float down
then
 
[The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase]

turntomushuponthegroun

[The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@cheapshow.bsky.social @e-loud.bsky.social Any of you seen this yet? youtu.be/Y5zPDKtbgwY
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[ASMR]Screwball Scramble MIX vol.2|No Music 30MIN
YouTube video by 思い出商店
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Guess that's it for wearing shorts this year?
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 yrs ago, after all had been said about the dreadful events that happened, local radio decided to return to some sort of "normal" programming again. It was about 10PM. Obv nobody wanted any cheerful music. The first thing that came on was this. Still remember it like it was yesterday.
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The Cure - Lullaby
YouTube video by TheCureVEVO
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@eoghanwalshbxl.bsky.social Jesus fuck, who the hell is supposed to understand Simonis station?
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fun to see how serious @e-loud.bsky.social is on that Barry Lewis video. Guess @cheapshow.bsky.social brings out the silliness? 😃
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@ivenne.bsky.social hmm so it's been about 6 weeks since my holiday, reckon my card should arrive any day now 😅
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Water? From the sky? Preposterous!
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Bit of an anti-climax to have a solar eclipse happening in the evening when it’s getting dark anyways.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
MySpace is coming back apparently. Just realised I’ve never deleted my account 😅
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hotel stays would be much more convenient if check-in and check-out times were switched.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s the beginning of August, so Christmas decorations/sweets should appear in shops any minute now.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Go home Airbnb, you're drunk
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fuck sake, all those AI-created wannabe-profound writeups which have a large amount of phrases like "It's not just x. It's y." thrown in need to stop RIGHT NOW.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
www.sfgate.com/national-par...
sfgate.com
As scientific funding dwindles, these California researchers turned to OnlyFans
But it's not what you think.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@ivenne.bsky.social speaking of Wuppertal… 🤪 www.der-postillon.com/2022/07/wupp...
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Panne im Stellwerk Wuppertal: ICE biegt auf Schwebebahn-Gleis ab
Wuppertal (dpo) - Kuriose Panne in Wuppertal: Durch einen Stellwerkfehler ist heute ein ICE der Deutschen Bahn versehentlich ins Schienennetz der städ
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Did you hear about the shoplifting rainbow? They got sent to prism. It was only a light sentence, gives them time to reflect.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Right then, congratulations Spain. Glad that shit is over though.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Piet Mondrian's work on the London Underground is exceptional.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just had dinner here in Porto. It’s not my first time in Portugal but this one definitely felt like they wanted to go out of their way to give patrons a proper experience. SO. MUCH. MEAT. 🍖 🍖 🍖
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@eoghanwalshbxl.bsky.social going large! www.brusselstimes.com/brussels-2/2...
brusselstimes.com
Irish culture takes over Brussels during Ireland's EU presidency
A wave of Irish culture is hitting the heart of Europe for Ireland's 2026 Presidency of the Council of the European Union. Find out what's on.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Still impressed by the fact that music television continues to be a thing in Portugal. Does anyone do music videos still? Seems to have faded out with the decline of MTV.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Never fails to amaze.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
International kissing day today. Pucker up you miserable sods 😘
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Well, at least we don’t have to shovel snow.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Rain! Hallelujah!
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
So, hottest day of the year apparently. Some stats: Water intake so far: 3l and counting. Shower count: 3 Hot meal: 0 Sandwich: 1 Ice lolly count: 3 Change of shirt: 3
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
35C in the flat.
static.klipy.com
Sweating Wet
ALT: Sweating Wet
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
SHAKESPEAREAN HAIKU Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art very hot.
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Charles T @charlesmicah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🎶 The Venga's out of service And everybody's nervous San Francisco to New York We're gonna be late for work 🎶
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sweating like a…damn I can’t even think of a witty comment because it’s SO FUCKING HOT
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Wow. Apparently Deutsche Bahn has suspended ALL trains NATIONWIDE due to a massive malfunction in the radio system. Mental
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@ivenne.bsky.social noooo, what a lovely (and sweet) surprise! I totally did not expect that 🥹 thank youuu! 😘 Let me know if I can return the favour, anything you fancy from our supermarkets? 🙂
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/06/2026
Ned Flanders when Ned Wallonia enters the room
Ned Flanders looking shocked
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Isn't it funny how the World Cup starts tomorrow and there's pretty much zero hype for it.
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@eoghanwalshbxl.bsky.social so according to a little birdie named insta stories it’s your birthday? Many happy returns!
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Happy anniversary @cheapshow.bsky.social ! 🥳
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@cheapshow.bsky.social new animated Ghostbusters series coming up apparently…excited yet?
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It just occurred to me that you can now change the lyrics in "Three Lions" to "SIXTY years of hurt".
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
@ivenne.bsky.social Hiep hiep, hoera! Fijne verjaardag! 🥳🥳🥳
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Holy crap, who would have known that it only takes a change of equipment to finally have some joy in playing music again. Welcome back, DJ "career" 😆
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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hallelujah! @eoghanwalshbxl.bsky.social
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Bruxelles : l’ancien écran Coca-Cola disparaît définitivement de la place De Brouckère - RTBF Actus
Ce mercredi, un périmètre de sécurité est installé au pied du bâtiment Continental et de sa façade de style...
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Here’s a poem called ‘What Don Corleone Did Next’. #worldotterday
What Don Corleone Did Next 
 
upon retiring 
from the mafia,
 
he wove aquatic mammals 
out of raffia 
 
let me tell you 
how I learnt this news: 
 
he made me an otter 
I couldn’t refuse 


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Alex @martyr81.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This heat brings out the worst (smell) in people.
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