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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 28/07/2025

What is your favourite piece of music and why is it Pärt's Cantus in memoriam Benjamin Britten? 😍

Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 21/07/2025

Need a new phone, and kept digging for discount codes, offers and options, and then the universe aligned and they all stacked. Feels illegal, but Samsung's promo team should really talk to each other more 😂😎

An order email shows a phone for sale for £1228 but with discounts applied totalling £855.35. The actual sale price was £372.65.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 16/07/2025

Airbnb review: "Peter was a great host, he was always there when we needed him, popping over often to check we were good. He had lots of stories about the local ar-". Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 12/07/2025

Happiness is a belly full of kbbq, dancing around your kitchen with your dog and partner to 'Meet Her At The Love Parade'

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/06/2025

It's careers day, folks. What's your future job?

A set of 6 poorly drawn characters each has a future job title. They are Gravity eater, Quantum hunter, Glitch dreamer, Void deer, Boson cutter and some crazy collection of random letters and glyphs

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/06/2025

Why does my dog look like Jon Bernthal tho

A Shiba inu puppy wearing a grey beanie and looking like Jon Bernthal

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 04/06/2025

You can tell a lot about someone who visits a country as a tourist and complains how the place they went to was full of tourists

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 05/05/2025

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. 254 Hours

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 15/04/2025

If you'd told me 10-13 yrs ago that in 2025, I'd have deleted my Facebook, Twitter and Flickr accounts, due to the platforms going to pittle rather than any kind of social media detox, I'd say you were bonkers

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/04/2025

My dieting monkey brain dead ass thought these were Jaffa cakes 😞

A screenshot of an Amazon product page showing furniture slider discs that have a sponge like orange base and a black-brown latticed top, which resemble Jaffa cakes

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 13/03/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this, but saying 'Without further ado' is literally with further ado. You're further adoing. You're literally a liar and a bastard if you ever say this 😅😅🤡

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/03/2025

If there's one thing about Agatha Christie adaptations on the BBC, they've always got wall to wall disgustingly well-dressed attractive men and women in it. Who dunnit? Who cares, ayyoo 🥵

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/03/2025

Got a NAS to run a media server for our photos and mp3s and junk. @koreankitchencardiff.com has named it Lil Nas PleX 🤠

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 01/03/2025

Need to find a new notes app. Besties have steered me towards Obsidian. Do you Obsidian? What's the best tips and tricks and plugins for it, Obsidiusers?

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/02/2025

Can you have too much neon in your house? Asking for a friend who grew up too poor to buy anything in Cyberdog lol (it me)

An office with a textured wall and grey sofa, lit by pink light. A neon sign says 'Fighting!' in Korean, which is a motivational chant

Another home office wall with a yellow pink and white Sailor Moon moon shape with a cat outline with whiskers

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 17/02/2025

The new theme on The White Lotus S3, despite being a banger, is giving when Married With Children opening credits changed music bc they didn't have the rights to the Sinatra song anymore, and they kind of did a similar-dna dupe song and were like, hehe, cool, cool

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 02/02/2025

Begun, the trade wars have

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 30/01/2025

Anyone know if the WeWork at Eastbourne Terrace Paddington is ASS or CLASS? (or Likert between etc)

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 29/01/2025

What does this shop sell? Wrong answers only 🤷‍♂️✨ #Tokyo

A shop front in Harajuku, Tokyo, called 'Wiggle Wiggle .zip'

A shop front in Harajuku, Tokyo, called 'Wiggle Wiggle .zip'. People walk past, shopping.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 24/01/2025

Mobile phone industry: No hardware innovation again but use AI to revolutionise your photos and add or remove subjects and up your photography game, cooool Me:

A photo of a house patio door made of glass, with grey decking visible through the door. A Shiba Inu puppy stands on the decking with his eyes closed, and a poorly rendered clone of him sits on his shoulders. In turn, another clone is on top of him, and so on, in a dog cheerleader pyramid style formation made up of 4 cloned dogs, decreasing in size from bottom to top

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Nia Campbell @niacampbell.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Call for speakers! Galwad am siaradwyr! @martyn.blog and the UX Wales team are looking for speakers for this year's in-person meetups in Cardiff and South Wales. Got an idea you'd like to talk about?

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 17/01/2025

Green flags: people who own a pencil case (and contents)

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 13/01/2025

Chilled grief 🥶 < Tenerife 🌞. Good ol' QueasyJet sale. brb x

A screenshot of the Met Office weather for the next 5 days for Cardiff, Wales, in the UK. The warmest is 9 degrees C, but it's generally averaging 6 degrees C (42 F)

The same data as the first screenshot but for Tenerife, in the Canary Islands in Spain; a screenshot of the Met Office weather for the next 5 days for Tenerife. Sunshine, and the warm weather is mostly 22 degrees C (71 F) and sunny.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/01/2025

Feeding my poetry and flash fiction into ChatGPT and asking for analysis and crit, and, fuck me, I'm blown away by the nuance it is seemingly picking up

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 08/01/2025

My hometown of #Cardiff in #Wales has a lovely food scene - especially spoilt for Asian food, which is great - but I'm not unhappy to read we're getting a Carls Jr lol. Any of my followers had it before? Good? Bad? Where on the thin horror Iceland cereal patty-to-Five Guys scale is it? #burgers

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 06/01/2025

My head canon is 'A Real Pain (2024)' is like Fight Club, in that you're seeing {spoilers redacted}. Need to do a fun personal edit when it comes out on home ent.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 29/12/2024

My favourite part of watching Squid Game is hearing @koreankitchencardiff.com strategy on her specific approach that would mean we'd win 😅😂

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/12/2024

I can't prove it but I'd put money on Wallace having built a machine to hoover the shit out of his and Gromit's asses

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 13/12/2024

28 Years Later trailer looks great but it's not 28 trilly canon, soz #28YearsLater #Horror

3 Blu-ray covers are shown to form a trilogy. '28 Days', a romcom with Sandra Bullock, '28 Days Later', the zombie movie with Cillian Murphy, and '28 Weeks Later' (the sequel)

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 12/12/2024

Saw the Northern lights from my airplane window, as we flew up and into the Arctic circle. Hey Santa. Merry Christmas🎄#AuroraBorealis

Aurora borealis, or the Northern lights, showing a shimmering curtain if green light in an otherwise starry quiet sky, out of the window of an airplane, with the wing in view.

A view of a screen inside the cabin of a plane showing a globe view in night mode and the flight plan of a plan from Tokyo to Amsterdam, as it flew into the Arctic circle

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 12/12/2024

Nothing like a sprint across Schiphol, through security again, after a 13hr flight bc it landed 2hrs late giving you 27 mins to make your connection

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a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane .

Alt: a man wearing headphones is sweating while sitting in an airplane

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 08/12/2024

Shibuya looking clean, bright and not too busy at 10am on a Sunday morning #Tokyo #Japan

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 07/12/2024

In the queue at Donki in Ginza. I know it's my fault but pls send sympathies and deepest condolences. Bruno Mars not pictured

A queue in a Donki store in Tokyo. The aisle is cramped and there are perhaps 40 people in the queue as it stretches around the store

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 01/12/2024

Unfollowed everyone on Twitter and deleted all my tweets. Can folk help me find my #UX, #UserResearch, #Wales, #Movies and #ShibaInu people? xx

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 01/12/2024

Hotel investor: Most couples stay for a night or two. We need a design to rekindle love and passion, spark a dirty weekend, build romance. Hotel designer: 9 light switches + a glass toilet door so your partner can see you shit from the bed.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 01/12/2024

Tree is up and Teddy is ready for Christmas 🎄🎁

A beautiful sandy brown Shiba Inu young dog sits on a faux fur blanket in front of a Christmas tree, fairy lights twinkling and a pile of wrapped gifts underneath it. The dog is smiling a little, and he's wearing a little red scarf with a white pom pom on the end.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 28/11/2024

Omaze houses are all haunted

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/11/2024

If you owned 2 of these, go to bed, it's nearly 10.30pm ❤️

A photo of a Creative Zen MP3 player, which predated the iPod

A purple-blue Iomega zip drive, a storage device for pcs

A HTC Hero, one of the world's first Android phones

A Palm pilot, an electronic organiser that predated smart phones

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/11/2024

A picture on your phone that isn't a selfie but has your energy

A crudely drawn Shiba Inu dog sits on a bunk bed hugging a white pillow, uncontrollably crying with tears streaming down their face

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Did…did a minotaur write this

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/11/2024

Quote this with who you'd be in Star Trek

Star trek TNG frame from TV showing Will Rikee, played by Jonathan Drakes, playing a trombone. A subtitle says 'Playing a sour note'.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/11/2024

Was lucky enough to be about 3 metres away from Charli XCX this weekend. Between her and an amazing set from The Dare at HERE at Outernet, I rocked, raved and misbehaved. And some random lad called me Zaddy. Brat autumn. 💚

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 24/11/2024

Did you know you can lookup a Bluesky account - including your own - and check when it was created, username history and other info? 👉 internect.info

internect.info

internect.info - Resolve a Bluesky handle

Find technical information about a Bluesky account from its handle or DID.

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