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Massage Gun Kelly

@martyn.blog

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Martyn. Digital swiss army knife. Puts the 'ux' in 'deluxe'. Today is anything can happen day: youtube.com/watch?v=06RgMvqvZg4

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 21/07/2025

Need a new phone, and kept digging for discount codes, offers and options, and then the universe aligned and they all stacked. Feels illegal, but Samsung's promo team should really talk to each other more 😂😎

An order email shows a phone for sale for £1228 but with discounts applied totalling £855.35. The actual sale price was £372.65.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/06/2025

It's careers day, folks. What's your future job?

A set of 6 poorly drawn characters each has a future job title. They are Gravity eater, Quantum hunter, Glitch dreamer, Void deer, Boson cutter and some crazy collection of random letters and glyphs

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/06/2025

Why does my dog look like Jon Bernthal tho

A Shiba inu puppy wearing a grey beanie and looking like Jon Bernthal

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/04/2025

My dieting monkey brain dead ass thought these were Jaffa cakes 😞

A screenshot of an Amazon product page showing furniture slider discs that have a sponge like orange base and a black-brown latticed top, which resemble Jaffa cakes

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 18/03/2025

Gwen Stefani circa 2004 #TheWhiteLotus

A character from the TV show The White Lotus says or overhears someone saying 'Could I be an Asian girl?'

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 18/03/2025

Walton Agog-gins #TheWhiteLotus

A character from the TV show The White Lotus, played by Walton Goggins, looks open-mouthed in shock whilst listening intently to a friend's very interesting monologue

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/02/2025

Can you have too much neon in your house? Asking for a friend who grew up too poor to buy anything in Cyberdog lol (it me)

An office with a textured wall and grey sofa, lit by pink light. A neon sign says 'Fighting!' in Korean, which is a motivational chant

Another home office wall with a yellow pink and white Sailor Moon moon shape with a cat outline with whiskers

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 02/02/2025

Begun, the trade wars have

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 30/01/2025

Spoiler: it's lovely and there's a little dog and the staff are kind and there's free beer on tap

A photo of a WeWork at Paddington, London

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 29/01/2025

What does this shop sell? Wrong answers only 🤷‍♂️✨ #Tokyo

A shop front in Harajuku, Tokyo, called 'Wiggle Wiggle .zip'

A shop front in Harajuku, Tokyo, called 'Wiggle Wiggle .zip'. People walk past, shopping.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 24/01/2025

Mobile phone industry: No hardware innovation again but use AI to revolutionise your photos and add or remove subjects and up your photography game, cooool Me:

A photo of a house patio door made of glass, with grey decking visible through the door. A Shiba Inu puppy stands on the decking with his eyes closed, and a poorly rendered clone of him sits on his shoulders. In turn, another clone is on top of him, and so on, in a dog cheerleader pyramid style formation made up of 4 cloned dogs, decreasing in size from bottom to top

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 13/01/2025

Chilled grief 🥶 < Tenerife 🌞. Good ol' QueasyJet sale. brb x

A screenshot of the Met Office weather for the next 5 days for Cardiff, Wales, in the UK. The warmest is 9 degrees C, but it's generally averaging 6 degrees C (42 F)

The same data as the first screenshot but for Tenerife, in the Canary Islands in Spain; a screenshot of the Met Office weather for the next 5 days for Tenerife. Sunshine, and the warm weather is mostly 22 degrees C (71 F) and sunny.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 13/12/2024

28 Years Later trailer looks great but it's not 28 trilly canon, soz #28YearsLater #Horror

3 Blu-ray covers are shown to form a trilogy. '28 Days', a romcom with Sandra Bullock, '28 Days Later', the zombie movie with Cillian Murphy, and '28 Weeks Later' (the sequel)

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 12/12/2024

Saw the Northern lights from my airplane window, as we flew up and into the Arctic circle. Hey Santa. Merry Christmas🎄#AuroraBorealis

Aurora borealis, or the Northern lights, showing a shimmering curtain if green light in an otherwise starry quiet sky, out of the window of an airplane, with the wing in view.

A view of a screen inside the cabin of a plane showing a globe view in night mode and the flight plan of a plan from Tokyo to Amsterdam, as it flew into the Arctic circle

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/12/2024

The two choices

Two magnetic signs stuck on a hotel door. One says 'Checked out' in English and Japanese. The other says 'Please clean up' in English and Japanese.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 08/12/2024

Shibuya looking clean, bright and not too busy at 10am on a Sunday morning #Tokyo #Japan

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 07/12/2024

In the queue at Donki in Ginza. I know it's my fault but pls send sympathies and deepest condolences. Bruno Mars not pictured

A queue in a Donki store in Tokyo. The aisle is cramped and there are perhaps 40 people in the queue as it stretches around the store

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 01/12/2024

Tree is up and Teddy is ready for Christmas 🎄🎁

A beautiful sandy brown Shiba Inu young dog sits on a faux fur blanket in front of a Christmas tree, fairy lights twinkling and a pile of wrapped gifts underneath it. The dog is smiling a little, and he's wearing a little red scarf with a white pom pom on the end.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 28/11/2024

Racist piece of shit. Also 💀:

A conversation screenshot from Twitter. Nick Holder says to Gregg Wallace 'Hi Greg I am cycling just over 180 miles in 2
days for Macmillan Cancer Support. Any chance of a RT'. Gregg replies with 'Gregg?. Nick replied with 'no worries mate,
it's only people with cancer. You
worry about your extra G. Mastertwat.'

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/11/2024

If you owned 2 of these, go to bed, it's nearly 10.30pm ❤️

A photo of a Creative Zen MP3 player, which predated the iPod

A purple-blue Iomega zip drive, a storage device for pcs

A HTC Hero, one of the world's first Android phones

A Palm pilot, an electronic organiser that predated smart phones

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/11/2024

A picture on your phone that isn't a selfie but has your energy

A crudely drawn Shiba Inu dog sits on a bunk bed hugging a white pillow, uncontrollably crying with tears streaming down their face

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/11/2024

Quote this with who you'd be in Star Trek

Star trek TNG frame from TV showing Will Rikee, played by Jonathan Drakes, playing a trombone. A subtitle says 'Playing a sour note'.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 25/11/2024

Was lucky enough to be about 3 metres away from Charli XCX this weekend. Between her and an amazing set from The Dare at HERE at Outernet, I rocked, raved and misbehaved. And some random lad called me Zaddy. Brat autumn. 💚

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 18/11/2024

But it's always been there. *You've always* been here, Sir.

The famous photo from 1921 as shown in the movie The Shining but with a beagle instead of Jack Nicholson

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 18/11/2024

Camouflage Monday 🦊❤️

a sandy leaf coloured Shiba Inu puppy plays in leaves the same colour as him

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 19/05/2023

@leeloowrites.com Thanks for the invite! Here's me with my new Bluesky account...

Empty shelves in a store say 'Wow' on a big banner

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