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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 21/10/2025

idk, folk do some weird ah shit when their wifi is down

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 28/07/2025

What is your favourite piece of music and why is it Pärt's Cantus in memoriam Benjamin Britten? 😍

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 21/07/2025

Need a new phone, and kept digging for discount codes, offers and options, and then the universe aligned and they all stacked. Feels illegal, but Samsung's promo team should really talk to each other more 😂😎

An order email shows a phone for sale for £1228 but with discounts applied totalling £855.35. The actual sale price was £372.65.

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 16/07/2025

Airbnb review: "Peter was a great host, he was always there when we needed him, popping over often to check we were good. He had lots of stories about the local ar-". Imma stop you there. One star. Airbnb men, leave everyone the fuck alone 🙏🏼💸

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 16/07/2025

"Would you like to speak to shitwankers about your experience with shitwankers?"

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 16/07/2025

The Go On Show 😭😂😂😅

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 14/07/2025

Beautiful. Now do a glassmorphism O/S 2 Warp!

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 12/07/2025

Happiness is a belly full of kbbq, dancing around your kitchen with your dog and partner to 'Meet Her At The Love Parade'

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 12/07/2025

same!!! Walkabout on the school TV... absolute scenes!

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/07/2025

Deep cut but legendary ✨🚀

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/07/2025

GW is such a pathetic cunt

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 20/06/2025

I'm still trying to get to the bottom of why the sun is always pictured wearing sunglasses

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/06/2025

It's careers day, folks. What's your future job?

A set of 6 poorly drawn characters each has a future job title. They are Gravity eater, Quantum hunter, Glitch dreamer, Void deer, Boson cutter and some crazy collection of random letters and glyphs

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/06/2025

Why does my dog look like Jon Bernthal tho

A Shiba inu puppy wearing a grey beanie and looking like Jon Bernthal

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 04/06/2025

You can tell a lot about someone who visits a country as a tourist and complains how the place they went to was full of tourists

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 23/05/2025

Oh man, this takes me back. Saturdays spent tirelessly and happily dry-brushing guns and cannons to make them look worn and gritty. I can smell the enamels if I think about it long enough! :)

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 15/05/2025

My brain collapses when I start thinking about 'what is the equivelent of X to Y?'. My son asked me if he could watch 'Leon' (US: The Professional) the other day, I was like, ah yeah, good movie. He's 15. The movie came out in 1994... 31 years ago. For me, that was like, Goldfinger or some shit

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 05/05/2025

Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie. 254 Hours

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 16/04/2025

It was brill when we were on it, but after Yahoo bought it it started to decline, then it was sold to someone else and some weird stuff happened where I lost my username due to them merging bits, it felt a bit... dismantled

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 16/04/2025

Troye Sivan as Wolverine is pretty random also

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 15/04/2025

If you'd told me 10-13 yrs ago that in 2025, I'd have deleted my Facebook, Twitter and Flickr accounts, due to the platforms going to pittle rather than any kind of social media detox, I'd say you were bonkers

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 14/04/2025

This reminds me of how, after filming Romeo and Juliet together, Paul Rudd convinced DiCaprio to take the role in Titanic. But Rudd was so knowledgable about it because Paul Rudd's dad was a historian and Titanic obsessive... #trivia

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 10/04/2025

My dieting monkey brain dead ass thought these were Jaffa cakes 😞

A screenshot of an Amazon product page showing furniture slider discs that have a sponge like orange base and a black-brown latticed top, which resemble Jaffa cakes

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 06/04/2025

this is usually where i label the label maker 🥵

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 17/03/2025

La statue du Pont de Grenelle est quand même meilleure 😂

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 13/03/2025

I don't know who needs to hear this, but saying 'Without further ado' is literally with further ado. You're further adoing. You're literally a liar and a bastard if you ever say this 😅😅🤡

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/03/2025

I hate it too, and I'm truly sorry to have to draw attention to this, but this is a wild read: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irregar...

en.wikipedia.org

Irregardless - Wikipedia

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/03/2025

If there's one thing about Agatha Christie adaptations on the BBC, they've always got wall to wall disgustingly well-dressed attractive men and women in it. Who dunnit? Who cares, ayyoo 🥵

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 09/03/2025

Got a NAS to run a media server for our photos and mp3s and junk. @koreankitchencardiff.com has named it Lil Nas PleX 🤠

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 01/03/2025

Need to find a new notes app. Besties have steered me towards Obsidian. Do you Obsidian? What's the best tips and tricks and plugins for it, Obsidiusers?

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/02/2025

Custom... think maybe BC it was hangul!

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/02/2025

I know a few peeps, I've sent your twe... bleet? what are they called on here? post? i've sent your post on! good luck!

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Massage Gun Kelly @martyn.blog · 26/02/2025

Get a cheap one - that Korean one was custom made and was 200 bones. The ramen one was 10 quid... >_<

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