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Martti Nelson, Lady Author

@martti.bsky.social
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Wokemaxxing Harpy Feminist 💋 | I write funny books for misbehaving women: ATTACK OF THE ROM-COM & LYSSA STRATA + @mcsweeneys @BelladonnaComedy @slackjaw | She/Hers | marttinelson.com

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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 16h
No bigs. Just about to cruise Tuscany in a 1960s red Alfa Romeo Spider. Holy shit pics to come. My husband is awesome!! We hit the big 25 tomorrow ♥️🇮🇹
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
*Cackles!* www.tomshardware.com/software/mic...
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Creator of free Adobe clones unveils open-source Microsoft Office Excel, PowerPoint, and Word replications — Autodesk tools and other subscription-based services may come next
It's a protest now.
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CALIFORNIANS NEED TO SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE. Too many voters are low information and will vote yes on all three w/o realizing the latter cancels out the former
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rewatching season 3 of The Diplomat in prep for season 4. My God, the damn writing. “You have the subtlety of a kidney stone.” It’s a line I’m jealous I didn’t write.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“And if the car isn’t a person, am I one?!” —this person who might need therapy.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay this is a bit now, right? Jesus.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If that’s the case, we need to outlaw boxing bags because punching them is morally wrong. Fuck’s sake.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Greetings from Venice, where they give you Limoncello shots for eating too much!
A white couple smiles at the camera and posts bright yellow Limoncello shots!
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The culprit in her coat, which now bears the sexy aroma of coffee. The coffee was the same color as her trench, cappuccino!
A redheaded dumbass, embarrassed because of her Coffee Aim of Not In Mouth but On Nice Man, looks out th window of the Italian train. She is attempting glamour in a white ver neck and beige trench coat and too little sleep.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But I do think a pretty scarf comes in handy in nearly any situation, including acts of American clumsiness. And American husbands are the best of all, especially when they get on the floor and clean up acts of dumbass wife. Onward, (coffee-spilling) ho!
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Getting on the train from Rome to Venice was so exciting, I simply had to throw my coffee on this kind man and also the floor. Feeling like a redheaded lummox, I cleaned his seat with my scarf, but he was too gentlemanly to allow it. I would not recommend celebrating travel in this manner.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YESSSSSSS
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When I started writing about Supreme Court expansion, you couldn’t get the question *asked* in a poll. The first time I saw it actually polled, it was 8%. Now, we here.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The teeming mass of stank-ass humanity at the Vatican: 😡 😠 Seeing the Sistine Chapel: 😭 😭
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rome is covered in graffiti, but I particularly love the one that said feminist love. Grazie, Rome!
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The problem with anti-fascists is that they haven’t given the fascists a thorough understanding yet. It’s all what they heard in the media and Jesus I’m so fucking tired.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
CO-SIGN
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit, I forgot the alt text. A gorgeous couple about to celebrate their 25th anniversary toast drinks. He had some super great scotch, I had a Negroni. I’m a redheaded lady with bangs, grinning like a fool, and he is a distinguished hot ass gentleman with salt and pepper hair. 
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not our anniversary until the 13th, but ain’t we cute? 
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
è il nostro 25° anniversario di matrimonio!
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gentle Reader, for my journey, I have brought the first book in my favorite book series from my favorite author. Fortuitously for me—it begins in Rome. And so shall we! EXCELSIOR!
The cover of Elizabeth Peters’ Crocodile in the Sandbank
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lucien Lazare, Jewish fighter in the French Resistance, has died at 101. After fighting the Nazis, he was rejected by his synagogue later in life for translating an article saying “Israel, today, is nothing but a formless mass of corruption, oppression and injustice.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/w...
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Lucien Lazare, Jewish Resistance Fighter in Occupied France, Dies at 101 (Gift Article)
He and a small troop of French Jews worked with the Allies to distribute supplies and fight the Nazis, ambushing a German train and liberating a city in the south.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am the same age. Now is the time to forget what age you are and state multiple ages while you look up and wonder.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What I love is the phone AI agents. I have learned you must stay exactly still, as in the presence of a bear, for if you move your phone 1 inch, it says “we’re not communicating anymore, goodbye!” I’ve had it happen over and over again. Now I am still as a statue as I speak to my bot overlord.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They wouldn’t care. They didn’t hit the man, and they would just fall back to well he shouldn’t be in the US in the first place. We need to really finally come to terms with the fact that we cannot reach these vile people. But we can reach independents and people who don’t vote. 
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love. Is. Everywhere! Thank you for the reminder. ♥️
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The gasp I gasped!!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ossoff: The money that they took from you when they slashed Medicaid and defunded hospitals and nursing homes—They’re taking that money to buy corrupt, taxpayer-funded political ads on national television to try to promote the failed and broken president…
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anthony Bellamy is now Deputy Chief of Ithaca pd
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, Popey! I’ll kill one more corporate healthcare fascist in my current WIP just for you!!
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine being a heretic AND getting zero bitches? like pick a struggle
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks have insulted:  My Southern drawl.  My loc’d hair.  My clothes.  My shoes.  My intelligence.  I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵
A notice about the Neiman Marcus store opening in downtown Dallas.An old photo of the Dallas flagship.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 02/10/2026
The family alleges wrongful death and deprivation of civil rights.
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They called her a domestic terrorist. Now Renée Good’s family is suing.
The family alleges wrongful death and deprivation of civil rights.
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, but the demands of the job? Horrifying beyond all human measure. 
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I say this of my own free will, no one is holding my children hostage. 
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I prioritize not being a shiteating bigot with my friends, but that’s just me.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many panic attacks are y’all into for today so far?
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AND! It’s telling that she doesn’t pick on cowboy books as formulaic, or CIA books or small town sheriff books that are formulaic. You know—man books. Misogyny all the way down.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What a fucking asshole. There are so many brilliant romance authors out there, and their books were stolen to train the shit. May the fleas of 1000 camels infest her armpits.
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Martti Nelson, Lady Author @martti.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If school administrators don’t want to expel rapists, I think it’s time to investigate school administrators. Because why would anyone defend a rapist? Because they received money…or they are one themselves. Nobody is going to convince me otherwise. It’s all just too evil to defend.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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