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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 10h

Seeing that Jimmy Mac lad on Instagram talking about the closure of a pub I play a lot of darts in is surreal to say the least. RIP The Horseshoe…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When he was going through the house looking for some to eat I had “I demand to have some food!” in my head

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They fucking killed off Acaster haven’t they?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For Christs sake get rid of Amol Rajan first

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A quick look at the skyline of central Manchester explains this I reckon…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My missus just clocked Miguel Delaney on Sky Sports News and said he looked like he was about to cry. Had to explain he was currently like a dog with two dicks what with the City verdict. Also SSN, you do not need to do the ALL CAPS on the ticker!

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s never a good look if your accountancy could cause an 8 page feature in Private Eye… BlueCo have got themselves down to an In The Back column. For now.

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@leftback.bsky.social just seen that awful news about the AEW lad dying at 40. Last I recall of him he was a wisp of a kid in Dragon Gate. Vitamin S?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That said, after we got humped by Brentford I looked at the relegation odds in a dark moment. Coral had Citeh at 16/1 last week. I’m guessing it was a hedge considering the appeal process would go into next season?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And Man City’s spending spree makes sense now. I’m assuming a multiple window transfer ban and a fine (not that it will make the owners worry about where the next meal is coming from) I’m going to ignore the fantasy scenarios out there. Can’t see the PL giving out Lance Armstrong penalties.

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just listening to the latest Football Weekly and the discussion regarding a pair of international games that shouldn’t be happening (in my view at least). Will keep an eye out for passive aggressive Jacob Steinberg tweets for the remainder of the international break

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bloody thing ran like it had three legs when I backed it Galway 🤬 Owned by my uncle, bit of a distant man but my aunt Mary was as involved as any in those horses. We lost her last July and Willie Mullins turned up for the funeral service despite the arseload of work he must do day to day…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Anyway, played singles league darts for the first time in six months and burgled a win. I appear to throw like a left-handed Chris Dobey but with less accuracy. I appreciate only @leftback.bsky.social gets this!

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The saddest thing is I’m not shocked in the slightest. I just selfishly breath a sigh of relief I live in the London that scares them so much so I don’t need to interact with these inbred cunts.

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just watched SNL UK and I feel like my brain was scraped for the sketch about Lime bikes

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Flicked channel just in time for the second goal from Malard. You’re all welcome

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There are people I know and usually like on there who genuinely believed that shit about a title challenge and are losing their heads accordingly… If someone invents a feature that automatically mutes accounts over there based on location my timeline would be cleansed beyond recognition…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Got my Fouracres/Burnham prediction right judging by the one clip of SNL UK I’ve seen… “Makerfield?” “Maybe I will”

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So if I have this right, effigies of Trumpy are going on those bonfires in NornIron come next July? That will confuse everyone

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Are the PCB going to send home the rest of the team between innings?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

In a wide field, this may actually be the smuggest podcast of all time

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just chuckled at that right back for Lazio and the thought he could be a relation. Searched his Wikipedia and…OH LAWD

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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Due to a typo in the telegram chat a group of sad men are trying to protest with baklava on their faces.

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There’s a certain amoeba of a Chelsea fan who was particularly vicious about Kai in his last season and celebrated when he left. Did same with Gallagher. Being as thick as he is, he would not have understood the irony of him being one of those waving European Cup balloons in the away end yesterday…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not sure we deserved to lose but know we didn’t deserve to win. Still a million times better than the utter dogshit from Chelsea last season, but that midfield man… Get Caicedo on the Ledley King training regime if it helps

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Early kick offs and an enthusiastic drummer are not hangover friendly. Thank Christ I can drink in my seat!

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Chris Mason: “why this is bad news for Andy Burnham” It’s an old joke already done, but it’s true isn’t it?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Honest Ahanor sounds like a Championship Manager 99/00 regen player

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ibai for the night. The food was well worth the arseache of getting around London with the Met Line suspended. Meat sweats ahoy…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watched that @daraobriain.bsky.social special on Amazon Prime. The brutal dig about Wexford not understanding Pastel Di Natas makes sense by the end. It is a performance that deserves awards outside of comedy. My hat is doffed, go well, except for the Premier League and Leinster hurling!

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

See what happens when he misplaces the hair gel and doesn’t look like a Temu Sylvester Stallone?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Stablecoin eh? Hope Chelsea get the money upfront in cash. One season with an option to extend according to Jacobs. Presumably extension is more predicated on whether value of USDC crashes between now and May

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The only people who think Chelsea can challenge are people who don’t watch Chelsea week on week. We are missing a sponsor, get the British Heart Foundation involved. With Imodium as a sleeve so you know what to take to stop that familiar sensation when Sanchez does a Sanchez.

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

There’s a gaggle of sub editors begging for this new Newcastle goalie to get involved in a sex scandal with a name like that…

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Celtic are not scoring tap-ins tonight

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

A journalist who didn’t indulge in the Arday pile on feeling more reflective and pained than those who did. I feel certain Dunt and Lynskey will eventually produce an Origin Story absolutely tearing certain parties (left and right) limb from limb on how they’ve acted throughout this.

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Ah, it wasn’t just me then. Months ago and I’d barely replied to him once

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Jesus fucking Christ, shat myself like Robert Sanchez had the ball at his feet just there

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Nope, still convinced Adeleke was third there

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Being able to get out of Canary Wharf without needing to use the Jubilee Line is sensational I cannot lie. It might only be a hop to Farringdon and the Met Line but it has saved my temper from explosion several times in the last 4 years!

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I’m assuming this is why I bumped into so many people outside the tube station this evening?

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I’ve laughed at this far more than I ought to have

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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The Rod Liddle biography suggests a certain post-1968 'type' who was just idiotically drawn to norm-breaching, moving via adolescent rebellion, punk, revolutionary socialism, and eventually ending up at racism, because by the 21st century that was the most efficient transgression still on offer

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Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just realised, with all these issues relating to the FA charges now settled, that one of the excuses they briefed for not having a FoS sponsor have evaporated. Chop chop, that money will come in handy due to the reckless spending!

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