Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29mThere was a bit of grown man behaviour outside but most of them were stunned into silence 020
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 33mI didn’t think we’d been held back. It was just that we couldn’t get down the steps for laughing 110
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 37mI walked back to the club coach trying to conceal the smile on my face 120
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh it’s done. Final night is tomorrow with a tournament to send it off properly 100
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One board in the corner with an automatic counter to help with outshots. A photo from the time Steve Beaton did an exhibition left in the office. 100
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.thetimes.com/life-style/f... Daniel Craig/Soho House vs darts. Reckon @jonathanliew.bsky.social could get a story out of this mad developmentthetimes.comMeet the new pub landlords: why Daniel Craig is running a boozerWhen he was a child, people partied hard at his grandparents’ tavern. Now the actor is hoping for lively sessions at the Clerkenwell watering hole he co-owns with Nick Jones and Charlie Carroll 100
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does Cristiano Ronaldo not realise what a fucking child he sounds like in that statement? 110
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As soon as I saw the news of death I thought about Monica Coughlan. 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He gave the heebie-jeebies a year ago. I’m a Burnham sceptic but if he’s blown this spoofers political career sky high I’m seeing positive signs. 020
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This fucking coward has disabled the ability to quote tweet here. So from a non-Jew who opposes the vile actions of the current Israeli government in regards to Gaza and Palestine I’ll say this. You’re an utter, utter cunt. 000
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is so bad I half read the description and assumed it was related to QEII 030
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026youtu.be/wLwBRI6dcBM?...youtu.beJed Thomas - All Around My Arse (Original & Live Versions) The Fast ShowYouTube video by Jimmy Barnes 040
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All Around My ARSE!!! A Fast Show reference there 120
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every reservation I had about Zack Polanski has been proven horrendously correct. That’s my politics tweet for the month. Back to football and nonsense… 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw a quote attributed to Jeffrey Archer’s editor. That sounds like a job I wouldn’t admit to… 120
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Seeing that Jimmy Mac lad on Instagram talking about the closure of a pub I play a lot of darts in is surreal to say the least. RIP The Horseshoe… 000
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When he was going through the house looking for some to eat I had “I demand to have some food!” in my head 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They fucking killed off Acaster haven’t they? 100
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For Christs sake get rid of Amol Rajan first 330
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A quick look at the skyline of central Manchester explains this I reckon… 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Adverts for the film Disclosure Day on Sky Sports News ads tonight.static.klipy.comBig Oof Size MemeALT: Big Oof Size Meme 000
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My missus just clocked Miguel Delaney on Sky Sports News and said he looked like he was about to cry. Had to explain he was currently like a dog with two dicks what with the City verdict. Also SSN, you do not need to do the ALL CAPS on the ticker! 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s never a good look if your accountancy could cause an 8 page feature in Private Eye… BlueCo have got themselves down to an In The Back column. For now. 000
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026and plenty of time to wean themselves off it once Kawada didn’t jump to NOAH… 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@leftback.bsky.social just seen that awful news about the AEW lad dying at 40. Last I recall of him he was a wisp of a kid in Dragon Gate. Vitamin S? 110
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The players were put in an absolutely despicable position by a spineless FA and UEFA. I praise Bazunu for pulling out but won’t condemn the players who are playing. That said, I don’t have to watch either fixture and I won’t. Remember how quickly they drummed out Russia 040
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026A multiple window ban and a massive fine. Maybe a deduction but I can see that getting appealed. 000
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That said, after we got humped by Brentford I looked at the relegation odds in a dark moment. Coral had Citeh at 16/1 last week. I’m guessing it was a hedge considering the appeal process would go into next season? 110
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And Man City’s spending spree makes sense now. I’m assuming a multiple window transfer ban and a fine (not that it will make the owners worry about where the next meal is coming from) I’m going to ignore the fantasy scenarios out there. Can’t see the PL giving out Lance Armstrong penalties. 120
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just think, if a certain crusader had been as strident on that chant as he was others. Couldn’t make any money out of it though 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just listening to the latest Football Weekly and the discussion regarding a pair of international games that shouldn’t be happening (in my view at least). Will keep an eye out for passive aggressive Jacob Steinberg tweets for the remainder of the international break 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bloody thing ran like it had three legs when I backed it Galway 🤬 Owned by my uncle, bit of a distant man but my aunt Mary was as involved as any in those horses. We lost her last July and Willie Mullins turned up for the funeral service despite the arseload of work he must do day to day… 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sky have the rights to Saffer home games and their T20 competition. Just trumpeted exclusive rights for the England tour over there. Which at least gets it off TNT Sports! 110
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Anyway, played singles league darts for the first time in six months and burgled a win. I appear to throw like a left-handed Chris Dobey but with less accuracy. I appreciate only @leftback.bsky.social gets this! 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Spent years reading all the nonsense about “oh you can’t dismiss their opinion like this” - enough of that. The best thing that could happen to the left of this pox ridden hole of a country is a collective decision to dish out pure verbal wallops to the dumbest people in this country 020
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The saddest thing is I’m not shocked in the slightest. I just selfishly breath a sigh of relief I live in the London that scares them so much so I don’t need to interact with these inbred cunts. 250
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you’re on Disney+ have a look at the La Liga highlights and possibly the worst AI commentary of all time 100
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just watched SNL UK and I feel like my brain was scraped for the sketch about Lime bikes 001
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can’t take a man seriously who looks like he still wears stuff like this… 000
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Flicked channel just in time for the second goal from Malard. You’re all welcome 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026last night even. Might have taken the same tablets. It’s early and I’m at work. Leave me be. Aargh! 120
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He looked like he was playing on a diet of sleeping pills and propofol tonight. 110
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You’ve just reminded me of a former work colleague who walked past a construction site on High Holborn and heard the sound of a glass panel hitting the ground from a great height behind him. My top lip is now all sweaty… 010
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There are people I know and usually like on there who genuinely believed that shit about a title challenge and are losing their heads accordingly… If someone invents a feature that automatically mutes accounts over there based on location my timeline would be cleansed beyond recognition… 021
Martin Wickham @martinwickham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Got my Fouracres/Burnham prediction right judging by the one clip of SNL UK I’ve seen… “Makerfield?” “Maybe I will” 010