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Martin Rix

@martinlrix.bsky.social
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FRSA | Fabian | Foreign Affairs | Music spoti.fi/3dwbzLf | Community Garden Radio | National Theatre Patron | Formerly said words at the UN | Cricket, Newcastle United, St Albans City | Husband, Dad, Windrush Grandchild, Adopted Geordie.

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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m away to pick Elliot Anderson up.
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The key difference is Russia were banned after several nations refused to play them. It was then that they were banned. That hasn’t happened with Israel (yet) so UEFA have not taken the same steps.
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All of this is why it would kill me if he went to Man Utd and I’d actively want him to do badly 😆. Love Howe and want it to remain that way. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The whole of the bipolar post-match analysis we’ve witnessed hung on getting two moments right. The penalty and Thiaw’s composure when he crossed the ball. That’s the fine margins in the PL. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The last six days I think will be a microcosm for the whole season. Some displays where we look like what we are, a team going through transition then bouncing back to get the win. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Think tonight will be a bit of a reality check for everyone. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This definitely sounded better in his head. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No idea how the BBC have concocted this headline from a nonsense article in which Ben Jacobs says it is still possible we sell Hall. The club are not quoted at all in the original article yet the press are still peddling the story. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Stop it with the “got away with that one” narrative. Lucky to go in 2-1 at half time but value for a draw in the end. #nufc
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards.
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Think they could charge for tours of this gaff when it happens. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
24 hours and the armchair Directors of Football log off for four months. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Official then 😆 #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bournemouth home next weekend a real test and I think more of an indicator of where we are. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My sources with the flu say fee and terms agreed. Gonzalez due to arrive tomorrow morning for medical with media shoots in the afternoon. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Bluesky Geordies. Anyone know when we need to register Gonzalez by (if he signs) for him to play in the cup match on Wednesday? #nufc
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John P @j0hnparker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
They need to watch this, and move on with their lives.
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Viaplay Premier Sunday on Instagram: "“No chance. No chance” 😅 Matthias Jaissle was clear when @pschmeichel1 told him that Manchester United would like to get Lewis Hall 😉 #viaplaypremiersunday #pre...
2,217 likes, 15 comments - viaplaypremiersunday on August 23, 2026: "“No chance. No chance” 😅 Matthias Jaissle was clear when @pschmeichel1 told him that Manchester United would like to get Lewis Hal...
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For a while I’ve been thinking that Tonali is one of those footballers who doesn’t really like football, so when he is off, he’s really off. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Foolishly went onto the other place to have a look what’s being said. Lock the door and throw away the key. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Unless something is happening behind the scenes, the squad for Sun is as it was yesterday. If anyone was to sign and register in the next 1/2 hour I’m sure something would have leaked, even if just arriving for a medical. Might be a good thing, as the squad as is have been preparing all week. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They aren’t mutually exclusive #nufc
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Jake Oliver @jolivernyc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Given that #NUFC have just acquired Woolsington Hall, I doubt his cousin Lewis will be going to Man United
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🙄
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Chappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I foresee an emergency Premier League meeting being called to expedite new rules that limit spending on training ground and academy infrastructure to 5% of the club's 1974 turnover, applicable to any Premier League club within 50 miles of the Scottish border. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ain’t happening lads. Stop setting yourself up for disappointment. #nufc
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Football Ramble @footballramble.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"It's been an exciting summer for Newcastle, but if it also made you give up on football, I'd understand." Get your 2026/27 Premier League Preview here 👉 lnk.to/Ramble
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The media are so utterly predictable. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We’re acting like we’re two games from relegation and it’s all rather silly. Not seeing many teams doing much in the transfer market and I think the greed of agents, players and clubs is catching up with PL rules and what buying clubs are willing to spend, with a couple of exceptions. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The difficulty the club are probably facing is they have, when fit, two of the best young full backs in the country, so you are likely trying to bring in players who know they will largely be playing second fiddle once both are at full fitness. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We very much need to stop analysing friendlies like they are not, erm [checks notes], friendlies. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
First silverware of the season 😆 #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Murphy has to score there. Great from Toure. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What I would really like to see more of this season is shooting outside the area when there is a sight of goal #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not another injury 🤦🏻‍♂️ #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Steur to go for £120m in three years’ time 😆 #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
J7 on for Nick please. Just want to see what we look like with a midfield 3. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fast becoming, quite literally, a training match. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Great pressing from Toure who has looked alright. Wissa, near and tidy finish and could have had a second. Steur looks class. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s not working for Big Nick. Too many attempts at clever passes that don’t come off. Needs to do the simple stuff well and at the moment he tries to bypass that. At the moment is the definition of a luxury player. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
FFS. Red card to Valencia but more worried about Elanga going off this way #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Friendly ey lads? #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What just happened?? #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Again, VAR and a penalty but this is only a friendly (not that you’d have known that from the challenge). #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Don’t know enough about Steur whether he can be the player who can unlock a defence but we clearly still need that in midfield. All the hooha about Tonali and Bruno - they weren’t capable of it. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Liking the look of Bamba. Might need to hit the gym for the PL but likes to get stuck in and instantly looking to play the ball forwards #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And that, my friends, is why preseason friendly results don’t matter a jot. Not a single player cared that it was wrongly given as offside and nor should we. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cue the meltdown in 3…2…1… #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
These links/signings are the kind where the club can’t win. Go into the season without any experience and people will moan. Sign experience, for a reasonably low fee, and people will moan. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Two other things are also possible at the same time. A player leaving a football club and fans not acting like someone has just run over their dog on purpose. #nufc
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Martin Rix @martinlrix.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Two things can be true at once. Losing Bruno will be a huge blow. Also, when he goes the sky won’t fall on our heads. #nufc
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