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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How soon will the next President arrest Trump? Immediately on Inauguration Day is the only acceptable answer.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Social media got old and lame and people migrated to Reddit. Reddit got overrun by AI bots and people are migrating again. Back to real life!
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Joe Rogan would be the biggest most obsessed fan of Elephant Graveyard if it wasn’t all about how Rogan sucks and ruined comedy. Wrestling with that must not be easy for Little Joe.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A beautiful document of an impromptu performance by Dolly Parton at Paídi Ó Sé’s Pub in Kerry, Ireland, in 1990…
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@adammockler.com if guys like Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino and Clint Eastwood are having kids into their 70’s, 80’s and 90’s, could Trump actually be having a romantic relationship with Natalie Harp? And is that why Melania is missing right now?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social when Trump dies, do you think schmucks like Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, JD Vance, Pete Hegseth, and Steven Miller will get into celebrity boxing since there’s an overwhelming demand of people wanting to punch them in the face?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social I love Some More News and all that you guys do, but the Trump Account ads that run during your show…oof. Is there something you guys can do about that kind of trash?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It’s still “all of a sudden” to me even if a large number of people incorrectly say “all the sudden.”
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ESPN has been bad for a long time but I saw they just laid off Karl Ravech who was the only one left from the 90’s era when I liked it. Crazy how much money they throw at sinking ship Pat McAfee because he worked for Portnoy for 5 minutes. Such expensive and disastrous decision making.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social Is Trump gonna go out like Lindsey Graham or Mitch McConnell?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social the rapist, con man, pseudo politician from Rhode Island who supposedly died last month named Nicolas Rossi - a poor man’s Donald Trump if you will. Lots of similar psychotic behavior . Cut from the same cloth. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nichola...
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Nicholas Rossi - Wikipedia
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Legal sports betting fucking sucks. The commercials fucking suck. Do not talk to me if you have money on a game. Or some stupid parlay.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social can we normalize referring to Trump as a terrorist?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ding dong the Mitch is dead
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
How long has Mitch McConnell been dead?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social is this USA going to start booming economically again as soon as Trump dies? Or is it gonna take like 50+ years because he fucked everything up so bad?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every video now it’s like, “Is this AI? Who would even be filming this? And why? And how?”
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@wajali.bsky.social I’m enjoying the “Jake Tapper is a piece of shit” stories. Kudos. More please.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social If Mitch McConnell really is dead or incapacitated, what would be the point of withholding that info? Just creepy dark culty stuff?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social Who is more dead on the inside? Mitch McConnell or Donald Trump? And who is more dead on the outside?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Functioning democracies with sane leadership are banning Palantir as one would expect.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
www.kcur.org/history/2026...
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Bomb Pops, the Kansas City invention that defined American summers and patriotic nostalgia
The red-white-and-blue popsicles are the ultimate shorthand Americana — a throwback to the simple days of ice cream trucks, July 4th fireworks and humid summer nights. But after the Bomb Pop came on t...
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Happy Bomb Pop Day! Enjoy one before the day is over!
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social your show is awesome and yesterday's show with @parkermolloy.com was great - I hope she's on more often!
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I feel bad for the people who are being duped by AI.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's crazy how companies like Sirius and ESPN will throw hundreds of millions of dollars at people who are not worth it just because Dave Portnoy hired them to work at Barstool beforehand. What a failure of a business model.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social what should the period after Trump dies be called? “The Great Restoration?”
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell - two decrepit old men competing over who is in worse health. The kind of competition where everyone wins.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social is Pam Bondi faking cancer to skirt treason accountability?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
youtu.be/NcOwTceSbH4?...
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It's Getting Scary Now
YouTube video by penguinz0
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/05/2026
Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic theonion.com/man-directs-full-force…
Man Directs Full Force Of Anecdote Toward Single Person After Rest Of Group Moves On To Different Topic
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This company is out of control and its CEO appears in nearly every public appearance to be disturbed in some way. There are companies our government should have nothing to do with anymore—e.g., those associated with Elon Musk—and Palantir is on that list.
businessinsider.com
Palantir's summary of CEO Alexander Karp's manifesto is generating buzz. Read the 22 bullet points.
Among the 22 points summarizing Palantir CEO Alex Karp's manifesto is the belief that the US should consider reinstating the military draft.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
@codyjohnston.bsky.social @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social does the ass-to-ass scene in Requiem for a Dream remind you of Marco Rubio and JD Vance?
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“Sending abrasive dickhead to negotiate with Iran has backfired”
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social Did Swalwell totally ruin his chances as a Democrat but also simultaneously massively increase his chances as a MAGA candidate? Would MAGA embrace him now if he took the full heel turn? It's not working out so well for JD, but maybe Swalwell sees it as his path forward.
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania is going to claim that her and Donald met on Tinder.
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cheuph.bsky.social @cheuph.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣
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Niko Bowie @nikobowie.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?
Boston Globe mock front page from April 9, 2016. Date says April 9, 2017, with giant headline “DEPORTATIONS TO BEGIN” and “Markets sink as trade war looms.”
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sam Altman’s Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Sam Altman's Coworkers Say He Can Barely Code and Misunderstands Basic Machine Learning Concepts
The OpenAI CEO reportedly confuses basic coding and machine learning terms, numerous insiders have admitted.
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Jonathan Harris @jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am very relieved for the moment. But this is no way to live. No individual should have this kind of power over people's lives, and especially not this guy.
Trump on Truth Social: "Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/04/2026
“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”
thetimes.com
The man who watches Trump all day, every day
Aaron Rupar spends up to 80 hours a week following the US president, from meandering speeches to impromptu press conferences. He says it’s ‘pretty bleak’
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
@jonathan-a-thon.bsky.social is Trump at Walter Reed listening to Billy Squire?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is Trump at Walter Reed or is he spending the Weekend at Bernie’s?
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is someone very unhealthy at Walter Reed?
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/04/2026
I think a lot of Bluesky users are in the demographic of “people who simply will stop using social media entirely if all the text-based social platforms that aren’t run by unrepentant Nazis (like this one) go away,” myself very much included
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Donald Trump’s hand gestures are known as “fake businessman” while JD Vance’s hand gestures are known as “hand douchebaggery.”
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martinjomalley.bsky.social @martinjomalley.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I know Mark Zuckerberg got a ton of money, fame and recognition for completely ripping off MySpace, but color me forever unimpressed.
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