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martini83.bsky.social

@martini83.bsky.social
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Louisville KY | Sometime Taker of Pictures | Traveler | Retired Bartender NSFW-ish, intermixed with comics and general irreverence. I'd do an alt, but I can barely keep up with one account, let alone two.

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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm just very excited to finish up this #fcf and get the weekend started
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#InternationalWolfDay
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The perfect way to finish a weekend, with some help getting stretches. Made it much easier to face the start of the week for sure.
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Twunkly @twunkly.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Good boys flex and stroke and huff and bend over. Just a horny puppy showing off on #fcf after a good workout pump. 🥵😵‍💫🤤🥺🐶💪🪢
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16k Sam the Tattoo Puppy RU5H 10/2-5 @sam-savory.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Like for pits Comment for nips RP for cock
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MonsteraTwunk @monsteratwunk.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Turning another Fat Cock Friday into a Fat Cumshot Friday because… I mean look at the material (with sound 😙) #gay #fcf #fatcockfriday #cum #cumshot #jackoff #moaning #jock #hung #hairy #bush #pubes #thick
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
How's the view back there this monochrome Monday?
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Gustavo Hairy @xgustavohairy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
🐺 #mcm
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Squillbox @squillboxxx.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Think I could crush you with my thighs?
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🌘ellspe🍁 @cellspex.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Normalize this reaction #art #artists
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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 22/10/2025
Two frames from The Simpsons. Kirk Van Houton, dressed in ill-fitting red shorts and an a-shirt, holding a beer, motions to a race car shaped bed labeled AI. He says, “I chat with my friends all the time. Do you?” In the next frame, Homer Simpson responds, “I talk to my human friends in real life.”
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Thatyogafvcker @thatyogafvcker.com · 21/10/2025
Always happy to lend a hand (and dick) to a muscle stud in need 😈 @milocyrus.com
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Justin 👻 @justinotherhimbo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Gag on my fat cock boy 😈
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Squillbox @squillboxxx.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
👅
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🌼🛠️ duck! @scruffware.duck.dog · 03/09/2025
checking in for #humpday
a low-angle shot of my hairy torso, bathed in striped sunlight from window blinds; shadows curve over my furry pecs, my stomach, and my trimmed bush; my soft member hangs into the camera; a vein runs down my member’s side, through its foreskin, while a thick, gold prince albert gleams at its tiplooking upward: a close-up of my sun-drenched cheeks and hole, which sit just above the camera; striped light falls over the cheeks’ blanket of fuzz from through blinds; in the background, my smooth back stands tall
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NKF @nerdykinkyfruit.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
10 reposts and I'll share this #goodboy begging for my load
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Evan Jordie @evanjordie.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Musky fat cock #fcf
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Otter Guy (Dallas Oct 29- Nov 2 ✈️) @otterguymx.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Wanna join me?
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Well, it is Friday after all ... #fcf
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
silly mood
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Joannervej @joannervej.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Winged fascinus poly-phallic emblem to ward off evil from a house and allow in only "neighbors and friends" as the Greek inscription says. 1st Century AD.
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Max Scott @maxscott.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Can I wake you up like this 🤤?
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
'tis the day of humps, after all.
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Monochrome Monday
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The only thing I'm excited about this July 4 is getting this taken care of. #fcf
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Friday? Again this week?
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It's that kind of Friday...
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Humpday blues
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Worked up a sweat tonight
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
my kink?
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
creator
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
"Every time they try to destroy us, we learn how to live forever."
We Miraculous Specimens
     for Alex Bond.

     Give me shoots coiling up
     from this darkness. Give me a shovel.
     An escape route. Catch yourself
     in a mirror - the morning dew
     casts your own eyes back at you.

     Give me grouse. Chickens. The fish
     at Tynemouth Aquarium. These
     gender shifters. Hearts straining
     themselves back into being.
     There isn't a word in grouse
     to explain what they're doing.


     There isn't an explanation other
                             than
                 yes, it just happens.
             spontaneous transition
the scientist with his rainbow lanyard,
   eyes sparking at the open cupboard.
       there they are, do you see them?
                   do you see you?


     Racks of us on black base plates;
     the miracle the only reason
     that Rothschild stuffed them.

     Catch me if you can - shotgun in hand.
     tomorrow, the scientist says,
     we'll run free in the fields,
     the sun will catch us laughing,
     and we will live like the miracles
     we are.
 
     Every time they try to destroy us,
     we learn how to live forever.

                                      from ‘The Vanishing Song’
                                                             by Jay Hulme
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martini83.bsky.social @martini83.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Hotels do always have the best lighting
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 20/03/2025
Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry
A six panel comic. In panel 1, a yellow warbler says "Hey, so I'm going to go out on a limb here". For the next four panels, it hops down along a branch. In the last panel, at the end of the branch, it sings a little song. I'm sorry.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 17/03/2025
Happy St Patrick’s Day.
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nacho likes airplanes @nachochip.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
argentina is not that cold but it’s bordering on chile
Map of Argentina, which shares borders with Chile
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RCtheMusicHoarder (Rob) @rcthemusichoarder.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 25/01/2025
A cartoon by Hartley Lin. #NewYorkerCartoons
A woman looks at an old desktop computer that is for for sale while talking to a man. She says, “Oh, man, I used to love playing with these things before they got connected to other people.”
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
sheltered
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
It’s time for the RENAISSANCE SPORK! And the fascinating problems museums face when dealing with objects no one expects. 1/? Sharing for my countdown to the release “Inventing the Renaissance” coming Feb UK/Mar US buff.ly/4j6qkoS #HistoryPix
A long slender three-tined fork made of silver lies in a museum case. There is a separate piece shaped like the bowl of a spoon that slides on and off of the fork tines using little metal grippy brackets, so it can transform from a spoon to a fork. The handle is shaped like a Roman soldier. it is labeled with a card that says '"German, seventeenth-century, silver. Item number 914C."
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A timely cartoon for @newscientist.bsky.social
Panel One:
A scientist works at a blackboard. Diagrams and text on the blackboard contain the phrases: crushing darkness, seemingly no escape, time drags and, inhospitably cold. A second figure approaches and, seeing the blackboard, asks "Black Holes?"

Panel Two:
The scientist replies "January"
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