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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 01/10/2026
Starting strong, ending stronger
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 30/09/2026
How there was two the other day. Are they breeding?
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 27/09/2026
Presumably now there are no mince pies.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 26/09/2026
I remember that morning in 1997 very well still
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know who decided that if I’m listening to music on my phone and switch to some other app that thinks it wants audio, it should pause my music and take over, even if not actively playing anything. If I want to pause my music, I’ll be the one to do it, thank you.
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#RecipeOfTheDay is Apple and Blackberry Kuchen! It’s a yeasted slab of a cake, which you could think of as an autumnally fruited focaccia – sweet, but not too sweet, and perfect for a late breakfast over the weekend so long as you don’t have plans for a big lunch! www.nigella.com/recipes/appl...
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Apple and Blackberry Kuchen
Kuchen, in this context, may be simply "cake" in German, but what it means in America, taken there by German refugees, is a sweet, but not too sweet, yeasted dough, baked in a slab and topped as desir...
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 17/09/2026
Curtains confuse me. I didn't think you halved them but thankfully they aren't something any of us have to buy very often.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 15/09/2026
It's not eight eight two nine one. It's eighty eighty two nighty one. Hill I'll die on.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 13/09/2026
Erm 🫣🤣
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 06/09/2026
Also the government needs to resolve the Sunday working issue. Too much of the network relies upon volunteers.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 06/09/2026
CrossCountry are an operator I try to avoid though I think you had no choice. They need a new fleet but that's not been something under their control for some years now.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 30/08/2026
I do enjoy a classic Just a Minute especially when they feature Sheila Hancock www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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Just a Minute - Series 58 - Episode 4 - BBC Sounds
Nicholas Parsons challenges Paul Merton, Sheila Hancock, Ian MacMillan and Gyles Brandreth
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 29/08/2026
😞
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 29/08/2026
Pleased to see no beans
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 28/08/2026
Argh. So anyone who uses a provider that re-writes URL's has an even harder job
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Ed Conway @edconway.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
✍️ Want to understand the bonkers nature of the modern economy? Take a ride with me on the 30,000 mile journey the cod in a fish finger takes between being caught off the coast of Scotland and consumed in a British home 🤯 Promise I'm not making this up👇 edconway.substack.com/p/the-30000-...
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The 30,000-mile fish finger
There’s a good chance the cod on your child’s plate has been around the world and back. Not that you’d learn any of that from the label...
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 28/08/2026
Success managed to get my self assessment refund through far quicker than last year - but only because they told me last year that I should call to chase it.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 27/08/2026
Presumably this system is only available to the nations not the regions?
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Tom [PositiveLad] 🏳️‍🌈 🇪🇺 @positivelad.me · 26/08/2026
I can highly recommend opening a fresh Google search page in your browser and googling 'Dolly Parton'.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 26/08/2026
Should we all stop work at 4:51?
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 21/08/2026
I assume you just purchase the extra pages by default 🤣
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Queen Mary University of London @qmul.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Air pollution stunts children’s lung growth. New Queen Mary research found that improvements in air quality after the introduction of London’s ULEZ are associated with accelerated lung growth in children. Read more: shorturl.at/Jx86o
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 20/08/2026
Thankfully your left hand makes an L.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 20/08/2026
Every day is a school day and you've just proved that for me. Thanks.
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ianVisits @ianvisits.co.uk · 19/08/2026
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Scientists find unexpected recovery in children’s lungs after ULEZ cuts pollution
Researchers expected cleaner air to prevent further damage to children’s lungs, but a major five-year study found London children instead experienced accelerated lung growth and caught up with their peers outside the capital.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 19/08/2026
I agree the Greater Anglia regional fleet is unrecognisable compared to the past. The commuter fleet is perhaps a bit more mixed but that is in part due to capacity.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 15/08/2026
I've just seen that Ann Droid can drive. That alone would be a reason for me wanting a robot.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
Looking forward to hearing this later as I was in the audience for the recording of this last night. Full of laughs and given it was about 90 minutes interested to see what makes the cut. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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The People Have Spoken - Andy Cool'em Down'em - BBC Sounds
Ian Smith enlists Maisie Adam, Alasdair Beckett-King and the audience to take on the news.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
One thing that is obvious from the One Show 20th anniversary is that there are far fewer full episode outside broadcasts now.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
The One Show didn't realise what it was
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
Eat them. They are chocolate. Best before is still safe.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
Personally I wish they'd get rid of having a government minister doing the daily rounds - in the same way as I detest the Chancellor being interviewed in advance of the budget. Leave that till after the budget and actually challenge them afterwards rather than deal in hypotheticals.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
I don't know if the 0810 slot carries the same weight it used to so it is possible other parties don't prioritise it so much against other outlets.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 14/08/2026
At what point do they vacate the Steward of the Manor position?
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 12/08/2026
As always the nations putting network to shame. Bravo Northern Ireland.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 12/08/2026
Your plant can't survive without you would be my thinking
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 12/08/2026
That's more than just a bargain
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 06/08/2026
One size fits all?
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 05/08/2026
I had so little confidence that it would last any significant amount of time I didn’t bother closing the doors
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 04/08/2026
I am never this constrained on a hotel breakfast and always have to start with chocolate cereal 🤣
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 01/08/2026
So yesterday after twenty years with the same organisation having done at least six different jobs I finally called it a day. Now time to enjoy a month off before starting my next job in September.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 30/07/2026
Snap though I suspect mine goes back a couple of years earlier. Now had the same work mobile number for 18 years as well - and keeping it as I change jobs.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 29/07/2026
How many do you have? Do you really have too many?
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 26/07/2026
Time for a teapot?
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ein Angriff auf dich ist ein Angriff auf uns alle.
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 26/07/2026
Congratulations
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 24/07/2026
What is airflow?
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 23/07/2026
It's surely also a programme that can only do you good.
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AdamShawBiz @adamshawbiz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Rise in the ‘fake meeting’ - office workers so filled with meetings that they don’t have time to do any actual work, are creating fake meetings in their dairies to stop bosses calling them in for pointless meetings & to enable them to get real work done. www.ft.com/content/0291...
ft.com
Employees are scheduling fake meetings to make time for real work
When back-to-back calls leave little time for actual tasks, some turn to underhand solutions
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martinchapman.org @martinchapman.org · 16/07/2026
Is there a map of the new councils available anywhere? A quick Google just serves up a lot of text.
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