Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 23hCliff Lee and Mark Buehrle scheduled to start game 5. Neither of them have been informed of this yet 000
Reposted by Martinone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/10/2026BREAKING: Rest of Atlanta Braves join Ronald Acuña in entering the offseason 1496
Reposted by MartinSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A sports nation’s horrified eyes turn to the American League Central 25413
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Wait, sorry, why in the hell is Trent Grisham your leadoff hitter in an elimination playoff game 000
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Do you think Dave Roberts just does things because he wants to feel alive 000
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't think Ohtani could have hit that slider if he was swinging an oar 000
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Listen if he helps knock the yankees out we'll call it even 020
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My guess is because the dodgers won the game anyway and then the rest of the playoffs had so much other incredible stuff 020
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQgyoutu.beEP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVINGYouTube video by Mike Tomlin 010
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wait, sorry, what do you mean Matthew Boyd Game One Starter 010
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Or Clam Shitter, which is just the eastern seaboard in august 001
Reposted by MartinCage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"why would I deceive you?" 131105482099
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm going to put David Stearns into the device where all the robots scream at you 010
Reposted by Martindan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63112932557
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I shouldn't make jokes about it but it's really fitting that the one good replacement first baseman the mets found this year just got karate kicked in the goddamn head the day after pete alonso finished salting the earth at citi field 010
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026just doing the Norm MacDonald "this might strike some viewers as harsh, but" to every single quote out of the Mets clubhouse this week 000
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think david stearns might get january 6thd by the Mets fanbase 010
Reposted by Martincursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863771684
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026game of the year candidate comes down to tobias myers pitching to graham pauley 000
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026go to the store buy a bottle of [Anthony Volpe] open the fridge oh no! I already have a bottle of [Anthony Volpe] 000
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The classic blown lead that's too big to actually be a blown save 010
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The corollary to everyone is 12 theory: 12 year olds don't do their homework 000
Reposted by Martindave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160183695
Martin @martfreed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Lmao brett baty grand slam the mets are suddenly incredible 000
