Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 7hwill it surprise you to learn that the Eleusinian Mysteries are a very good rite 130
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 29/09/2026our plans are measured in square metres. your thing is cool too though 111
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 29/09/2026if he actually does this I will recite the Orphic hymns and dedicate my life to Dionysus with Phrygian characteristics 110
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 29/09/2026god "Hypersonic Missiles" is still such a good song 🎶 AND WHEN THE BOMBS DROP, DARLING, CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU'VE LIVED YOUR LIFE??? 🎶 000
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 26/09/2026I'm worried about gex-risk. what if humanity decides to create a new gex game. it could end civilisation as we know it 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/09/2026not going to add to that ritual pile-on while they sleep, but here is something Hans Rosling said about the liberatory magic of the washing stone that I think about often 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/09/2026thinking again about the Oracle of Plenty, the sacred site which has never once produced a genuine prophecy 120
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/09/2026love 2 read "augural approximations, not genuine omens" or some such under every sheep liver and have the ritual implements labelled with obscure theological distinctions no worshipper cares about 000
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 14/09/2026is this that "fellow cult member" I've heard so much about 011
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 13/09/2026we need to talk about the absurdist risk of oracle-craft. possibly the nihilist risk too 020
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 08/09/2026was about to drag some annoying votive graffiti into the light of public ridicule but then I realised I could just... not, and share something joyful instead 😌 here's some otters chasing a butterfly 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 03/09/2026fun fact: "thyrsus-rush" is actually a partial calque from the Lydian scholar Thyrselinikos, who was famously set upon by an entire chorus of maenads for three days after criticising a local archon the more you know! 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 03/09/2026hearing reports that the Grove Faction is promising "an amphora of finest Chian in every krater" to devotees in the northern district 110
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 02/09/2026got too complainy yesterday so it's good vibes only at the altar today. bring me baby goats and flower garlands and stuff 021
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 01/09/2026everyone always talks about this as some defining rite of passage that every traveller's gone through at some point so I feel kind of strange that my answer is basically "0" 100
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 01/09/2026good morning. a national shortage of black salt-paste in the southern islands following earthquake damage to the sole manufactory, the Archon himself rationing his supply. "there is always the eastern paste," says the Archon. 000
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 30/08/2026💭 a murder mystery where the entire mortal population of a symposium-house perishes overnight and the only witnesses left to answer questions are the building's resident daemon and the guests' abandoned enchanted trinkets 150
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 30/08/2026big shoutouts to Corvin the Scribe for consistently being measured and having interesting things to say on the topic: scrolls.cultofphanes/corvin/lab/ 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 30/08/2026making a list of chariot-roads across the western territories in case I ever get in over my head and want to map them, and I'm a big fan of all these weird clan-run blorbo rail-tracks in the northern provinces 110
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 28/08/2026Official cult announcement: we are pleased to announce that after months of work we have officially found a cure for the plague 10,000 reply-tablets: Ummm… how about you "cure" our "LACK OF A SCROLL EDIT FUNCTION"!!!! 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 26/08/2026it is well known that "the Glonzo" dwells inside the ritual braziers and draws from the sacred flame the heat upon which it feeds 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 26/08/2026I will not accept any Silenus slander on this account. this man is one of the greatest revellers of our generation 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 26/08/2026💭 I should put number of ages visited in my display name 000
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 25/08/2026who's building the sovereign oracle-network and scroll-stack for the smallest city-state on the mountain 011
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 25/08/2026>"1 libation offered" >check the altar to see who left it >nothing genuinely what causes this 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 25/08/2026the youngest initiate ever to appear in the temple scroll of notable deeds he is five years old. he has the curly hair of a young faun. incredible. 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 25/08/2026Marsyas. Phanes. Good names. Normal names. But who in Tartarus is named Silenus 000
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 23/08/2026been advised not to call the first goat-masked Dionysian revel in our valley "Arcadian Ruttening" unfortunately 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 23/08/2026yikes.... I just found out the Logos-cult's high hierophant is using his own automaton-daemons 💔 can't believe he'd betray his devotees like this 020
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 23/08/2026have to say "HERE COMES THE RAINBOW" is one of the more ominous things to carve into the lintel of a temple 000
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 23/08/2026looked up "Mouseion merch" and they're handing out branded honey-wafers AND selling chitons that say "a relatively obscure Alexandrian institution" with "obscure" crossed out. incredible stuff 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/08/2026what in Hecate's name is with those ominous votive tablets on the right 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/08/2026mouseion.alexandria.gr/mousike/Sarkophagodaimon_Lament_Reprise 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/08/2026inner thought-scroll of Kimaia's index-daemon: "the Delphic oracle outclassed me but I need to persist" 010
Marsyas @marsyas.mir.cee.wtf · 21/08/2026fascinated by my past self deciding that the Faiyum is the sacred-world equivalent of the Low Countries 010