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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 16h

lmao in 1991 i had a teacher in high school that did the limp-wrist and swishy voice when talking about some British monarch, maybe James VI? good times, good times...

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 16h

he looks like he's planning something nefarious, i'm so scared 😰

Geoffy the cat, orange in colour and phlegmatic in nature, is licking his paw and looking sideways into the camera thru squinted eyeballs

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Jeff @justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net · 07/10/2026

"Communists should work with the dems, push them left" Lets ask the KPD how it worked out for them. So Friedrich Ebert was the leader of what movement? And who did he send after the communists? Who were the SPD. Who were the Friekorps. Ill take these two questions for $500, Alex.

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vyacheblyat 🎃 @vyacho.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fuck it, plague thread, since I appear to be the only person on Bluesky who actually lives here.

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

yeah, like give me a pill that makes me three times as confident and that'd solve like 99% of my problems

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

she catches mice and makes hooting noises when she's happy, and so by royal proclamation Coco the Cat is henceforth to be known as Coco the Owl🦉

Coco the cat perched atop an old jalopy looking like a fuzzy horned owl

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i took the 12 axes ideology test that @voxsocialism.bsky.social told me about 😁

It's a screenshot from the 12 axes ideology test, that says i am Uncle Ho!

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

😑 so the UCP are going to invoke the Notwithstanding Clause to be passing an anti-trans bathroom ban and an abortion ban in 2027, and there is a 100% chance that Carney won't do anything to stop them

a screenshot from a Jeremy Appel talking about how the United Conservative Party of Alberta is having an Annual General Meeting in November where they will vote on their policies for the coming year

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i agree, young master Geoffy, i whole-heartedly agree

A fearsome orange cat (Geoffereus Felix) has his jaws unhinged in a terrifying threat display, as he snoozes in an old Amazon box on the kitchen table. also he caught and ate a housefly while i was watching and i don't think i'll kiss him in the lips for a little while, yuck

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

okay FINE, Alberta is kinda beautiful sometimes :p

sun setting like an atom bomb while i'm walking around outside enjoying the intricate complexities of existence 😌

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i introduced this orange beast to the concept of "going on walks" with me when he was but a kitten, and now he's a degenerate addict 😢it's so hard on me to have to go outside in the beautiful autumn weather and spend time with a furry little guy that i love, oh WOE IS ME 😎

geoffy the cat, who is orange, is squinting cheerily at me, his face turned to face the setting sun

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Mommy Shortlegs @coolhandkas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think Mark Carney deserves the Peace Prize. Peace of Shit Prize ayoooooooooo

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

when i look at the old Ford van full of CRTs i've picked out of the trash: holy fuck those things are heavy, i hope this van gets vaporized in a nuclear war so i don't have to move them dense assholes ever again

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's very zen, get yourself a coarse and fine whetstone and get sharpening!

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

wait you got to see Coheed & Cambria? oh i'm so fricking jealous aHhHhhh!

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Doubleus doubleus!" intoned Harry, before pointing his fancy little wand at lord Voldemort and giving him type 2 diabetes.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/11/2024

I don't want reconciliation I want revenge.

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

back in 1982 my sister got a K-Tel record for Christmas with this song on it, and she played it as incessantly as only an autistic teenager can. however she also hated almost every other song on the record, so i'm always anticipating an angry record scratch sound right at the end 😁

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Coco the cat was looking very revolutionary today, like a Soviet realist painting but even cuter

Coco the cat perched high atop my dad's car, looking towards the bright and glorious future :3

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

chat, should i get bangs? they're calling out to me like the Green Goblin's mask...

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

think really dry thoughts (like about deserts, silica gel, mouthfuls of cinnamon) and your body will naturally re-absorb the pee [Editor's Note: this doesn't work]

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i still think sex is something they invented for the movies

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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When me and my friends get into a fight:

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

btw this comment got me banned from Reddit for two days, i won on appeal but it's a good reminder to think twice before posting like i'm on a phpBB forum circa 2003

it's a screen cap from a Reddit thread, on r/4tran, where i made a comment that might be construed as promoting violence on account of how in that comment i said something that might look like it was promoting violence if you're a dumbass Reddit mod

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Geoffy am become potato, destroyer of meadow voles

geoffy the orange is perched on a kitchen chair with all his limbs tucked under his body

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when the great posting wars are finally at an end, may we mourn those we lost along the way, cut down in their prime by capricious moderation and/or the impartial brutality of an interaction setting... *starts playing "Taps", but a chiptune version*

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

why that's the handsomest bug i've seen in my life, he's like Robert Pattinson with antennae! i also got a super teeny tiny sunflower this year, it's like dandelion sized and about an inch tall, i had to put a tomato cage around it so i wouldn't crush it accidentally when walking the cats

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the sunflowers we planted? zero blooms. the sunflowers that happened because birds are fucking slobs? THIS! in conclusion, doing things on purpose just isn't worth it, and you should never put any effort into anything. on an entirely unrelated topic, voice training is really really difficult 🫩

it's a bunch of brightly blooming sunflowers underneath our bird feeder, also you can see the firewood corral in the background, cuz Winter Is Coming

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BEEFCAAAKE 💪 on some subconscious level i can't ever seem to keep my trousers up high enough, imma have to start wearing suspenders like i'm secretly the trombonist for a ska band

me looking like an exhausted 50 year old dork

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i cleaned my room, so i could access my full-length mirror, and Coco the cat was ASTOUNDED that i was capable of such basic competencies 😸

Coco the cat look round eyed with delight at my room that was no longer filled with old dishes and dirty clothes

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

and it was in this moment that i realized that i had attained Gnosis, and this Knowledge of the Divine both thrilled and terrified me in equal measure

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

also i saw this meme last night and it felt like it was aimed directly at me lmao

It's a meme that modified the Incel vs Chad meme so that the Incel is a trans woman who is still boymoding after 4 years and and and look voice training is really fucking hard OKAY? and

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

hey thanks li'l orange bro, you're being very helpful right now!

Geoffy l'Orange is sitting on the keyboard of the Lenovo laptop i'm fixing for my mom, giving me the most insouciant look

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Spooky Neighborhood Spider-Menace @icanfly42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Spicy political post time: Sometimes it feels like this is how the median "centrist" reacts to finding out what the medical research unanimously supports in regards to trans health for minors:

Nazis burning books from the institute of sexology

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

YouTube just gave me an AI Lego ad advertising Gnosticism? it had a chart that showed the Rothschilds controlling the world economy in conjunction with the Illuminati? because of the Ethiopian Orthodox Bible somehow? also why did my ad-blocker stop working?

A Lego businessman, a Lego pope, a Lego hooded freemason, a Lego king, and a Lego General Zhukov are standing in a circle looking conspiratorial, while the caption reads "it buried itself inside the families that have held power ever since", with "it" being the divine spark of Gnosis, and not "it" being "diseases resulting from centuries of inbreeding"

Lego dude looking at a book showing the Nephilim bloodline

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i make my Finch app order me to drink water, otherwise i never remember and i end up with pee the colour of chocolate pudding

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Please excuse my fear It's just we disappear I can see new lines On our faces once clear We are lonely animals Here for such a short time baby Destined to be fossil fuels Life is for the living We're alive christianhansen.bandcamp.com/album/swans?...

christianhansen.bandcamp.com

Swans, by Christian Hansen & the Autistics

4 track album

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*Kylo Ren voice* clockier... clockier... CLOCKIER!

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

politics posting may be miserable work, BUT it also makes me feel stupid and it gets strangers angry at me, so in the end, y'know, Cui bono? which is Latin for "cute boner" fyi

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marshwort 🏳️‍⚧️ @marshwort.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

same, i only wish that transitioning had affected my levels of being a huge dweeb but i'll take titties as a consolation prize

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