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@markusbuhmann.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.1K following 3.2K posts

He/Him. Founder: MusicFlow.co We care about creators. Data nerd and techy. A Vizsla’s human. Former: paperboy, tv extra, and average law student. There will be typos.

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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not John Rowles?
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cleared professionally though…
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Read this. Consider your life choices.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Counterpoint. A neurodivergent POC was hounded to their death by a literal Nazi.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the Uk.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m not sure about this LL Cool J cover.
Liz Truss - looking unhinged with the headline “I’m not ruling out a comeback “
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Therapy Ferrets are touring their second album “Rat killer” this summer. See them on the festival circuit. Next up Talk Talk.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
H/t @groverxv.bsky.social
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Birthday!
The ginger weirdo photobombing a family photo
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Dave Brubeck Day to those who celebrate it.
Dave Brubeck claiming 5/4 is Dave Brubeck day rather than  Star Wars day
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
taps pinned skeet
Ai dickheads admit we need humanitiesz
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Any prohibitions on this behaviour would be the nanny state.
Cheeto Jebus maybe a goat f**ker
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Not a 40 year old in a Batman t-shirt?
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Courageous* stuff from @antoniabance.bsky.social Focus on crushing the kind of populism that energises the progressive Labour base. Why not stand up to Clapton’s shit Trump tribute? Or clear out the toxic leadership at the Beeb? *sarcasm.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
The cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Adversarial Poetry there with their new release. They’ll be touring the Bay Area in the coming months. Next up, The Fall.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Not big or clever but absolutely f**king ridiculous fun.
Raff Gritt v Greenglow - Propoganda 303 on GTR records. The Bass Grafitti remix is ludicrous hard house acid monster.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The Uk government today announced they will only allow “mid” tankies to enter the Uk in an overhaul of the immigration system.
Tankie extols the virtue of mediocrity because he seems to have conflated money with potential m.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Oh look, Rachel Reeves has always been an ableist POS
Rachel Reeves calling beneficiaries scroungers in opposition in 2015.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
RealTalk; if you’re in technology and think this is smart or insightful, you need to have serious look at yourself and career choices.
Thiel demonstrating he’s a dumb c*nt with 0 self awareness.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@simonpegg.bsky.social this is the standard for poppy season, anything less is unacceptable.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Also….
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Pro Second Amendment folks, right now
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Will it still have this error?
Ableton Live error detecting use outside of a small apartment in Berlin.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Was it anywhere near these wa*ks?
Loving yourself in Kent
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
There’s only one thing you hate more thing more than private schools, and that’s bigots? Right?
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
@bhaalspawn.bsky.social during office hours
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
At least it’s not this
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Except for “Party Cannon”. Those evil bast*rds
Metal band logos at a festival looking ominous except for “Party Cannon” and its jaunty clown font logo
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Hoops sounds fun. Here is my loveable idiot with a “stick” she wanted to play with.
A viszla, with a tree limb in her mouth that’s that the length of her she’s treating as a “stick”
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Scratch my belly!
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
The pup absolutely gets the vibe.
A vizla. Very very tired. Like all of us.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I could never leave this beautiful idiot. She is pure unconditional love. And idiocy. But mostly love.
A viszla is wanting pats on her tummy.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Belittling Rejoinder will be hosting the Dandy Warhol’s next week as the conclude their US tour, up next, The Damned.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Pup was gutted to see her new friend off. Living in the sticks we see these guys often.
A viszla sniffs at mouse in a humane trap sitting on a counter top
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
An American colleague mentioned the phrase; “Felonious Childhood” in conversation the other day and my mind went straight to 90s alternative hip hop collective
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone Waiake Beach, Torbay, Nz
Waiake Beach, Torbay, Nz
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
She is contemplating the circularity of existence through the medium of The Ball.
A viszla, a slim ginger hunting dog, with a battered red collar, lies on a dirty pink cushion in front of french door with the sun pouring in. She's half in shadow but is looking at a tennis ball, also on the cushion.
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
@rogerquimbly.bsky.social good first day?
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Markus @markusbuhmann.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
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