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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦

@markkubert.bsky.social
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Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada 🇨🇦

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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can dig it. And I get it. Hence I’m really not here anymore.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why aren’t you two on Gander?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry everyone, I’m just having a much better, more relaxed time elsewhere. It’s not that we don’t acknowledge the world and such things. It’s just a nicer experience. Maybe you’ll be able to join in soon :)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I’m pretty sure it’s your dad’s fault.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you’re Canadian, and you’d like to enjoy a less angry social media site, I will suggest checking out @gandersocial.ca. (I don’t get paid to promote them. I just act like I do.)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Congratulations Belgium. And I don’t care what anyone says - I think it’s cute that the US thought they could win.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#RavensIn30
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’d follow you 17 times if I could.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ya, it felt nice to finally use my skills for good.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was asked to write a letter of recommendation for an organization I work with, and it ended up helping them to win a big recognition award. I even included the line “If I saw them [the organization] at the mall I’d whisper to my friends ‘I know them!’” I’m sure I can come up with something?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is really taking off.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#FFS = FIFA Football & Soccer. That’s what it means, right? A hashtag for unity we can all get behind.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I just think people deserve to know.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is not a post about politics, sports, or society.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
[furiously scribbling down notes then realizes he can just screenshot]
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m on another social media site - you wouldn’t know it - and people there are just as concerned about the world as they are over here, but they’re not anywhere close to as consistently angry. I have to say it’s quite something. So anyway, any advice for how I can ruin it?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The early bird catches the worm. Too bad you’re vegan.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What is walking if not a repetition of interrupted free fall of feet and body until distance is achieved.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I Just Might
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Being a mother comes with a variety of skills, each with their appropriate use and place: stern looks, reminding, nagging, side eyeing, exasperation, reminding… And we are better off for them. Thank you for being what we need. Happy Mother’s Day.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
That was how I woke up. Then I realized it was Saturday, and it felt so good.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Congratulations, Coa- dad :)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pretty sure AI has taken people’s ability to get a really good joke.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bruno Mars and Disney have just announced a new movie collaboration: Booty and the Beat
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Good to know. I was wondering. I found the first one to be too emotionally tense, and not enough science tense for my liking.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I prefer the flats, too. And I’m not sure why. And I really want wings now.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh come on now.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The youngling is starting out her YouTube career. Show love please. #history #panama #youtube youtube.com/shorts/36lvN...
youtube.com
Panamá and Pirates
YouTube video by Time Will Talk
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Ari Williams @tawizzle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is my first YouTube video! I hope you guys like it! youtube.com/shorts/36lvN...
youtube.com
Panamá and Pirates
YouTube video by Time Will Talk
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Not today AI.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
You are so welcome.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
There’s an old saying that goes “What’s done is done.” And it’s about things being done.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“I might be in my 50s but I talk like I’m still in my 47s.” (shirt orders available upon request)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I am not handy, or mechanically inclined. Just not my area(s) of interest. But I love the idea of spending the afternoon with the garage door open working on some sort of project, the radio playing, and all my tools at the ready. What a neat way to be focused, engaged, and entertained.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Thank you for sharing, Tom. I never want anyone to worry.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hopefully someone can let her know so she stops worrying.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Thank you.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Asking for some help… Could one of you please let Raye know that I’ll be there soon? I was on my way and then got stuck waiting for not one, but two! trains. (and I got her some flowers, but don’t say that part it’s a surprise). Anyway, that’s what’s taking me so long. Thank you.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Posts? Where we’re going we don’t need posts…
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ha! You’re right :)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I guess you guys aren't ready for my posts yet. But your kids are gonna love ‘em.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think he’s got other stuff going on. Probably not important. But you know how he is.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I didn’t start up a sovereign wealth fund. That’s a different Mark. I help people with back pain, through virtual consultation/coaching. If you check the link below you’ll see it’s quite different from any sort of national investment device… inlineonline.ca
inlineonline.ca
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultations
Virtual and Telehealth back pain care for residents of Ontario.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Not quite. It’s still in beta, and they’re making sure it’s functionally working well before the sandbox is open for everyone. What’s neat is that when it does open up you’ll know someone who’s already a big deal there… @aprilsparkles.bsky.social She’s a big deal :)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It’s not really my style to show off… but when the next major social media site gives you a shoutout like this, you’re allowed a small strut.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ya you are!
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I just made a very funny post over on @gandersocial.ca. Very funny.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sure we had no idea what covfefe meant, but it was infinitely better than what’s happening today.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy birthday, you cute kid, you!
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What's up, 48? Lemme get ya number. 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉
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