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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦

@markkubert.bsky.social
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Laughter aficionado | Above average parallel parker | Not as tall as pictured | Canadian living in Canada 🇨🇦

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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry everyone, I’m just having a much better, more relaxed time elsewhere. It’s not that we don’t acknowledge the world and such things. It’s just a nicer experience. Maybe you’ll be able to join in soon :)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If you’re Canadian, and you’d like to enjoy a less angry social media site, I will suggest checking out @gandersocial.ca. (I don’t get paid to promote them. I just act like I do.)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Congratulations Belgium. And I don’t care what anyone says - I think it’s cute that the US thought they could win.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
#RavensIn30
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is really taking off.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#FFS = FIFA Football & Soccer. That’s what it means, right? A hashtag for unity we can all get behind.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is not a post about politics, sports, or society.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m on another social media site - you wouldn’t know it - and people there are just as concerned about the world as they are over here, but they’re not anywhere close to as consistently angry. I have to say it’s quite something. So anyway, any advice for how I can ruin it?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What is walking if not a repetition of interrupted free fall of feet and body until distance is achieved.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Being a mother comes with a variety of skills, each with their appropriate use and place: stern looks, reminding, nagging, side eyeing, exasperation, reminding… And we are better off for them. Thank you for being what we need. Happy Mother’s Day.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pretty sure AI has taken people’s ability to get a really good joke.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Bruno Mars and Disney have just announced a new movie collaboration: Booty and the Beat
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The youngling is starting out her YouTube career. Show love please. #history #panama #youtube youtube.com/shorts/36lvN...
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Panamá and Pirates
YouTube video by Time Will Talk
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Ari Williams @tawizzle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is my first YouTube video! I hope you guys like it! youtube.com/shorts/36lvN...
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Panamá and Pirates
YouTube video by Time Will Talk
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Not today AI.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
There’s an old saying that goes “What’s done is done.” And it’s about things being done.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“I might be in my 50s but I talk like I’m still in my 47s.” (shirt orders available upon request)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I am not handy, or mechanically inclined. Just not my area(s) of interest. But I love the idea of spending the afternoon with the garage door open working on some sort of project, the radio playing, and all my tools at the ready. What a neat way to be focused, engaged, and entertained.
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Tom @tomunculus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hopefully someone can let her know so she stops worrying.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Asking for some help… Could one of you please let Raye know that I’ll be there soon? I was on my way and then got stuck waiting for not one, but two! trains. (and I got her some flowers, but don’t say that part it’s a surprise). Anyway, that’s what’s taking me so long. Thank you.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Posts? Where we’re going we don’t need posts…
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I guess you guys aren't ready for my posts yet. But your kids are gonna love ‘em.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I didn’t start up a sovereign wealth fund. That’s a different Mark. I help people with back pain, through virtual consultation/coaching. If you check the link below you’ll see it’s quite different from any sort of national investment device… inlineonline.ca
inlineonline.ca
Inline Online Virtual Back Pain Consultations
Virtual and Telehealth back pain care for residents of Ontario.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It’s not really my style to show off… but when the next major social media site gives you a shoutout like this, you’re allowed a small strut.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I just made a very funny post over on @gandersocial.ca. Very funny.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sure we had no idea what covfefe meant, but it was infinitely better than what’s happening today.
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Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What's up, 48? Lemme get ya number. 🎂🎂🎂🎉🎉🎉🎉
African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling. African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling. African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling. African-American woman in a pink tee shirt with BLOOMSBURG written in white block letters, wearing black framed glasses and smiling.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I was making some hollandaise sauce this evening (from a package) and I said to it “No YOU’RE an emulsion!” and I’m pretty sure I won that one.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
When someone replies BRB I imagine that their dog got ahold of their phone wanting to let me know what they’re seeing outside the living room window.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
You know who got a repost by @danismashingit.bsky.social? I did, that’s who! It was a good one, too.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This post went viral (20+ likes) overnight last night, and I have no idea why?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If I had two cats I’d name them Bret and Jemaine. And you’d know right away which one was which when you met them.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Mike gets it.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
In some cultures it’s considered rude to not eat a meal at 11:30 at night. In the living room. By yourself.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It’s going to come to light eventually, so I figure I’ll get out in front of it now… While I’ve never impersonated Jesus, I did portray one of the Wise Men in my church’s Christmas play. Twice.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Im looking forward to when some of you can be over there :)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What I like about this joke is how clever it is.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What I like about this joke is how funny it is.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
NASA hasn’t been vocal about it, but a full third of the #Artemis mission costs were Verizon roaming charges on the far side of the moon.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Someone asked if anyone knew the last great American dynasty? And I replied that it’s just a part of Folklore.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
If you could be any spaceflight crew in the world right now, who would you be, and why? #Artemis
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm going to start a book club, but we'll agree on a wine and challenge each other to finish a book while drunk. Then when we come together for discussion we're all just tragically drunk and Sarah's husband is threatening to leave her if she doesn't quit the club. #booksky
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I wish I had the confidence of people who don’t want to know any better.
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Has anyone else been using their pen laser to Morse code message the #Artemis crew?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
For those of you wondering what would happen if a member of the #Artemis crew developed #BackPain during the mission…? They’d have to suck it up. It’s not rocket science.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm going to start a book club. I'm going to be the only member. It's going to take me 2 months to read the book. I'll forget most of it a week later and when someone brings it up I'll tell them that I've never read it and I'll go out and buy a second copy. #booksky
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
No where have YOU been?
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
No YOU’RE spending more time on another super top secret social media platform (cc @gandersocial.bsky.social)
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Mark Kubert 🇨🇦 @markkubert.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Jor-El is Superman’s father. He sometimes goes by Marlon.
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