Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 06/02/2026@goldenseals67.bsky.social did you bale out of Elon’s ghoul hotel completely? 131
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 29/01/2026@acresofsnow.bsky.social, do you like songs about snow? 131
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Day 15 of 2026 Reasons for Gratitude: I am grateful for the fact that our first floor toilet never gets too cold because it’s very close to a heat vent, even though that bathroom has an exterior wall. 141
Reposted by Mark JewettJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 18/11/2025NARRATOR [Morgan Freeman voice]: But he did, in fact, get away with it yet again. 211221
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 25/09/20259 year old me (to parents): Can I get a guitar? Parents to me: We’re renting you a trombone. 021
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Okay, I’m trying to break free from the other place. Give me strength! 021
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 15/09/2025@ronsexsmith.bsky.social! Will you be doing a meet & greet or merch signing after your Ann Arbor show? I’ve been hoping to meet you and say hello at a show for years, but it just hasn’t worked out. 111
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 31/05/2025I’ve decided to fill the void, one skeet at a time. Let me know if you feel it happening. 011
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I bet you can’t tell which penguins are DEI penguins. 021
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Sorry. I haven’t been here in a while. Social media overload is real. 010
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Someone, please say something funny. Break the glass if you must. 130
Mark Jewett @markjewett.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Hi all. I just dropped anchor here. It might take me a few days to set up my living space and a few more to get contact info out of the dumpster fire. 030