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Mark Hoyle

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It's not the years, it's the mileage.

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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@simonrjohnson.bsky.social ICYMI Takes one back... www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...
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‘We wanted it to be a battlecry’: how Republica made 90s anthem Ready to Go
‘The day Saff came into the studio with red hair, I said, “We’re gonna be massive!” It was the missing link’
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@warmovietheatre.com Victory! I have just got the 16 year old to watch the greatest classic action war film. Her verdict -"I really enjoyed it". We did have to pause the cable car escape to explain who was who, but i consider this a win.
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Broadsword Calling Danny Boy Richard Burton
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mood
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Han Solo: Never Tell Me The Odds
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Damn Melville has a way with words. #MobyDick
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The 16 year old has decided to do English Literature for A-level, so I agreed to read the set texts. First up "Dracula". Very much the curates egg of a book. Stoker handles the action/horror well - the log of the captain of "The Demeter" reads like a treatment for "Alien" (or numerous Dr Who's)
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Introducing the 16 year old to "Le Relaid de Venise". Been a while for me but still glorious.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Looking at the A-level Criminology syllabus (the 16 year old is considering it), and I'm slightly disappointed that it doesn't involve a final project where you plan a heist.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy Birthday America,and what better present than @roberthutton.co.uk and @duncanweldon.bsky.social absolutely nailing Hegseth- he wants us to believe he's a napalm pissing hardman, whereas we can all see he's a paper pusher with delusions of grandeur. (1/n)
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Return of the Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Python: upgrade at your own peril.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Excel: I think you'll find that is a date.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's possible the "shelf-of-the-unread" is getting a bit out of control.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shameless plug for @warmovietheatre.com - my favourite podcast. Great to hear old classics being discussed and has introduced to a fair few excellent films I'd never heard of ("The Train" and "Sahara" for instance). Also has made some utter stinkers enjoyable. I hear they have merch too...
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Note to self: when on holiday relaxing on a beach avoid all social media.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A Singapore Sling in the Long Bar of the Raffles Hotel with "The Complete Raffles"
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Up to page 35 and we've had "whited too many sepulchres", "aliquid amari" and now "Earl Godwin's piece of bread". This will be an education and chances are I shall be speaking like a naval officer of the Napoleonic wars in the office ere this book is done.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
JR: Two excellent history books- "Agent Zo" by @claremulley.bsky.social and "Wounds" by @fergalkeane.bsky.social. HT to @warmovietheatre.com for bringing both to my attention.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well this is rather wonderful @simonrjohnson.bsky.social I suspect you might like this. youtu.be/6-W9ow4OL-Q?...
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I Turned Darth Vader’s Theme into a Bach Fugue
YouTube video by Lucas Brar
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
RIP Marjane Satrapi. "Persepolis" is brilliant, moving, graphic novel. BBC News - Oscar-nominated Persepolis author Marjane Satrapi dies aged 56 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Marjane Satrapi: Oscar-nominated Persepolis author and director dies aged 56
The French-Iranian author and illustrator was known for her graphic novel series and Oscar-nominated film.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I see Simon Jenkins has written his article again.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In a positive development, meat on the barbecue is now hotter than if I'd just left it on the side in the kitchen.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Life on Mars - Bowie Damn I wish I was your lover - Sophie B Hawkins Radio Ga Ga - Queen Stupid Thing - Aimee Mann Ready for it - Taylor Swift Off to the Races - Lana Del Rey Dressed to Suppress - Metric Falling in love again - Marlene Dietrich Romeo and Juliet - Dire Straits Hey Jude - The Beatles
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Maybe time to reread "The Silmarilion", grab a word at random, set up a company that purports to be AI with that name and watch the VC dollars flow in. "Gorgoroth Inc" with the "Ungoliant" agent perhaps.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@warmovietheatre.com turns out the star of this week's problematic moment had quite an improbable life story, search for Anna Gaël, get the Marchioness of Bath. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Th...
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Anna Thynn, Marchioness of Bath - Wikipedia
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Laughs in schadenfreude
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Things I discovered yesterday: 1. Pickle flavoured ketchup is a thing. 2. It is revolting. 3. In a shop it is easily mistaken for the real thing.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
JR "Sceptred Isle" by @helencarr.bsky.social, an excellent history of the 14th century chock full of brutal and or narcissistic kings, intrigue, overpowerful courtiers abusing a weak monarch, revolting french and plague. So nothing like modern times at all. Heartily recommended.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Fantastic piece of work this
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I've yet to listen to the podcast, but I have done my homework, and watched this execrable film for the first and I suspect last time. While Peter Cushing is always good value, and he's carried a few stinkers in his time, this is beyond even his powers.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Earlier this year I walked across a frozen lake in outer Mongolia. How is it that Cambridgeshire feels colder than that right now?
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Good moanng Amazon, this looks like it could be an innovative take on the JB Priestly play.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
First got into @aimeemann.bsky.social in the early 90's with the release of "Whatever", been a fan ever since, so really happy to see this article. Not my top 20, but that's more down to the impossible task of choosing between so many excellent songs. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
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A voice that still carries: Aimee Mann’s greatest songs – ranked!
Thirty years on from the release of her acclaimed album I’m With Stupid, we count down the sucker-punching best tracks by the US singer-songwriter
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Season 5 of "Only murders in the Building" stacked up and ready to binge watch. Some things in life are good.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I feel seen by W. Somerset Maugham
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Alien: Earth - 3 excellent episodes, 5 fair to middling. It's fine, but could have done with more alien and a bit less philosophy. Added points for Ade Edmondson who will forever be Vyvyan for me.
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a man with a mohawk is sitting at a table with a sign that says vyvyan
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
OMITB season 5 has started and I didn't realise? One the one hand poor form on my behalf, on the other, chance to binge watch what there is, so definite silver lining.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Having moved house, finally the new bookcases have arrived. Of course this now means I have to organise the books. Possibly a first world problem.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Bravo @ftweekend.com, loving this crossword. FT Crossword: Number 18,141 - on.ft.com/3Vec5DJ via @FT
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Client Challenge
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
RIP Jim Lovell
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
JR "Blood and Treasure" by @duncanweldon.bsky.social. Engaging, well written account of 1000 years of conflict and the changing incentives behind it. Mr Weldon knows his military history and his economics and writes an excellent book.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
JR "Knife" by Salman Rushdie, an account of his near murder and subsequent recovery. An amazing unflinching book.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have! Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.
Subway style map to go with The Lord of the Rings, showing the different pathways of various parties throughout the book. The title reads: "Lord of the Rings Transit Map: One Does Not Simply Walk Ino Mordor When One Can Ride." The map takes up the middle part of the page, and there are two keys. The one on the left is titles "Standard Service Lines, and has color keys matched to the subway lines on the map. Lines are named:
"Shire-Bree Commuter Line
Old Forrest Crescent
Wildland Scenic Line
Fellowship Line
Gollum / Sméagol Line
Uruk Hai Express
Three Hunters Line
Fangorn Slow Service
Rohan to Gondor Business Line
Black Ships Ferry Service
Oliphant Direct Line
Army of the West Line
Gandalf Express

A smaller key on the right side of the map is labeled: "Limited Service Lines" and has color keys matched to the following names lines:
"Eagle Express
Paths of the Dead Line
Nazgûl Search & Resuce
Valinor Ltd."

A note at the bottom reads: 
"* Mount Doom station only accepts Rings of Power in payment. Plan accordingly."
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Just read "John and Paul" by @ianleslie.bsky.social. A fantastic biography of Lennon and McCartney delving into what drove them rather than what just happened. Made me revisit the back catalogue and hear old favourites anew.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Ok @ftweekend.com, while certainly plausible, I'll need more than two data points before I accept this claim. Maybe a log chart too.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
@warmovietheatre.bsky.social Following a successful viewing of "The Rock" I'm now going through 80's action classics with the 15 year old. Don't suppose I can convince you that "Predator" is a war movie?
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
No, not Alex. A sad day.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
If he'd been in power 10 years ago, I suppose we'd have had a government drive on the importance of washing faces.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
To my uneducated ear, John Williams is a god among film composers. TIL of this anecdote that makes me love him more.
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Mark Hoyle @markhoyle.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Don't think I'd have used the word congratulations.
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