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Aleusha

@markeronmyhands.bsky.social
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Idek. I like bugs, books, and water. I write unpublished novels. Often sick. Black Lives Matter.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 51m
drop a film you saw on a first date
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Will Smith's Shocked Reaction
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Richard Urwin @soronlin.richard-urwin.co.uk · 1h
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids for Tax Purposes
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 1h
Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: No country for old men for tax ourposes
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 1h
The betting sites must be paying these athletes so much money to do all these ads, which makes me disgusted with how much money they must be making off of the general public. Ick.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 2h
My Uber is here
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Omo Vdaycards: Man Riding Bicycle with Feet Up
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 3h
There are a thousand chores I could do around the house, but all the basics are done and I don't want to do more and I'm restless and I'm bored. Just fyi.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 22h
"Gal Pals"
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Hedwig Angry
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 22h
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 23h
I literally cannot read the cat posts written in baby talk. I have three cats and make a fool of myself talking to them, but. Come on people 😒
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 23h
Jackson churio, amirite???
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 23h
If you get weird replies from. Me. I'm drunk.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 23h
My hot flashes are so bad right now, I feel like I'm going to wilt until my skin is loose enough to scratch it off and crawl out of it and into the night. #AmWriting
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I l❤️ve baseball⚾ll.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm rooting for Milwaukee, but I love the games in LA because the organist is 🔥🔥🔥
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
SMOLTZ IS SUCH AN IDIOT.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you see this, post a skeleton 💀🦴☠️🩻🍖🏴‍☠️
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house on haunted hill - skeleton arm
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
1. Pour small glass of wine. 2. Drop FAVORITE WINE GLASS which shatters and clean for 20 min. 3. Say fuck it, and sit on the couch drinking wine out of the bottle.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Been thoughtful today. I think I'm going through a mid life crisis. As it's my 45th birthday on Saturday, I feel like this is allowed. I want to change a lot. But I also want to just lay here and think until tomorrow. Maybe I'll compromise and get up in a few hours. Thinking is good for you
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If my hormones don't kill me, I will kill them.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I hurt and I'm tired: the other neverending story, without the cute flying dog dragon.
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Frank Herbert supposedly saying “we don’t need AI, we need witches”. It’s a Dune joke, son.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Watching Pumpkinhead! 🎃
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stelynn
@lifeofstelynn   “You seem off today.”   Me: I’m actually off everyday, just didn’t hide it well today.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm on disability. I can't work. But at home, I'm taking too many accomodations. Is that just a crappy way to say I'm lazy? Or that I need to put in more effort? Those might be true, but I'll still need accomodations.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I almost want to get a twitter account again. Now that the bots are struggling, we can drown them out on their own platform, haha.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My name is David Hamilton. Yes, my name is David Hamilton. There's a million things I haven't done, But just you wait... #Brewers #Dodgers #MLB
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why is Smoltz trying to tell David Hamilton how to steal bases? Why does he never shut up?
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My power is out and the sun is not up and the moon is not noticable and it is very dark.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Maybe it'll happen today.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am trying to make some changes in my life. I'm finding it difficult. And I check the news and it's so awful here in the US. I just want to cry and give up on some level. Discouraging week. But I haven't given up yet.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
quote this post with a purple character! 💜
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ridin in my GNX with Anita Baker in the tape deck
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having a Very Nice Day™️
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can I pull my shit together today? ◽Yes ◽No ✔️ Maybe, but WILL I?
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
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Happy Horse
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I feel so calm. Moisturized my face, drank a glass of cool water, stretched. Just sitting here looking at nothing with a quiet mind. This doesn't happen often. Can I just sit doing nothing and looking at nothing until bed in 4 hours, or is that weird?
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So my not sleeping for 50 hours odyssey is over, I am sleeping a lot in little pieces and feeling worn out. But no mania or hospital, so I'm okay with this outcome.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drop some PRODUCE 🍓🍇🖤🌽🍆
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The title song from The Last Unicorn cannot be beaten.
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Enchanted Unicorn in Purple Forest
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@HLFHM on Twitter
YOU WERE ONLY BORN WITH 2 ARMS. STOP TRYING TO HOLD IT ALL TOGETHER drop some shit, have a cry, use both hands to give people the finger.
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
QTP with your favorite Jedi! (wrong answers only)
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drop some TELEVISIONS 📺🖤
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The Matrix: Please
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Wu Tang
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Update: 42 hours now with no sleep. I've been manic. That is scary and awful. I'm very calm and put together, just watching baseball. But why can't I sleep??? Is this like The Machinist, and I actually am sleeping and have no idea what's going on?
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Christian Bale in The Machinist
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know, with the AI shit and the weird gambling on everything shit, and the rise of Temu and the way we're going to be on borrowed time on planet earth because it's dying... The most realistic and hopeful movie I've ever seen, that I keep falling back on?.. Is WALL*E.
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Walle and Eve
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Psy Gangnam Style
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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay so I'm at 36.5 straight hours awake now. I might be broken. I'm getting sore and have zero energy. I'm being that useful. Just sort of sitting here trying to get sleepy and failing. I hope nothing serious comes of this. #ChronicIllness #bipolar #disability
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