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Richard Urwin @soronlin.richard-urwin.co.uk · 4h

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids for Tax Purposes

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 3h

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: No country for old men for tax ourposes

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 3h

The betting sites must be paying these athletes so much money to do all these ads, which makes me disgusted with how much money they must be making off of the general public. Ick.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 5h

Such a fantastic book, can't wait to see it!

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 5h

There are a thousand chores I could do around the house, but all the basics are done and I don't want to do more and I'm restless and I'm bored. Just fyi.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 5h

Came here to post this 🤣

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I generally like Roberts, but he seems.. not exactly egotistical on behalf of his team, but at least complacent.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

OMG he is such a gigantic idiot, I can't stand it.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

You need one of those tranquilizing blow guns....

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Step 1, Cut a hole in the box ...

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'll buy one too. Be loud and embarrass them, it will be so satisfying. And it's the right thing to do.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

People have no taste, as a rule.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I literally cannot read the cat posts written in baby talk. I have three cats and make a fool of myself talking to them, but. Come on people 😒

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

That would be scales of justice. We need an escape.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

If you get weird replies from. Me. I'm drunk.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Conventional toilets are oppression.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I wanted to like fugazi because they were an instant pass to cool. But I got caught singing to Train and I lost it all.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Um. Does it need a warning if it's over 3k calories?..

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

My hot flashes are so bad right now, I feel like I'm going to wilt until my skin is loose enough to scratch it off and crawl out of it and into the night. #AmWriting

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

UPDATE: I have cut my foot twice because the glass SHATTERED and it's a mess. UPDATE #2: bottle empty. Baseball angst. Beer now? (No tequila unfortunately).

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This looks cool! Let me know if you know someone with an invite code.

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

"I'm helping! I'm helping! Bizarro!"

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Your profile pic is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I'm rooting for Milwaukee, but I love the games in LA because the organist is 🔥🔥🔥

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Aleusha @markeronmyhands.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I am going as myself after too much caffeine. Look out ...

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