Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fox's are delicious but they come in massive packages then you open them and realise it's like 7 or 8 cookies. 120
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ooh that sounds painful. Hope your recovery goes well! 000
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ahh that makes sense. Thank you for the info. It has been nearly 30 years since I saw it in France tbf. 020
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He walked past my building when I was collecting a McDonald's breakfast a few years ago during the Labour conference. Alas, I didn't order a milkshake. 000
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They've laid it flat. So, the only way to see it is like this. Ridiculous. 7161
Reposted by Mark AllertonSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging. 551070147
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I saw that haircut and thought "I bet he's a nazi". Clicked the post. Scrolled down literally 1 post and there it is 030
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can still have a character goes by Goose. Just for different reasons. 140
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Doggers used to use the viewing area next to our airfield all the time. Or so I hear... 130
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Suspicious drums in the back of a van and no copper wanted to just do a sniff test when all the higher ups were horny for a terror plot 050
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Liberty is (shockingly) a real university. So I guess that one? To us outside the US it looks like an American Madrasah. That and BYU. Just... wow. 020
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026J.J. Abrams being responsible for the decline in both Trek and Wars. Directly and indirectly (bringing in Kurtzman) 030
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is this a fucking dagger which I see before me? 020
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Over here Sam Fender and Olivia Dean were at No 1 for 23 weeks beating Wet Wet Wet's Love is All Around from Four Weddings and Bryan Adams Everything I Do from Robin Hood. I knew the song. Sang it at an open mic even. Had no idea it was a record breaking no 1. 010
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Went for a little walk while it's not raining and spotted 2 MPs already. Darren Jones and Anneliese Dodds (I think). Lots of suits and lanyards walking about. #LabourConference 010
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026youtu.be/HuDr0L0Gm5k?...youtu.beHugh Laurie at John Le Carré's 70th Birthday PartyYouTube video by undergroundair 030
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ooh I'm off until Wednesday too. If you need a knowledgeable guide to pubs, I'm your man. 010
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have you heard Hugh Laurie's John Le Carrie 70th bday story? 120
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh I might have heard that a while ago. Interesting. One of my old Observers who later became CO of the Squadron was made a Defence Attache in DC last I heard. Wonder if she is doing sneaky stuff, or just going to cocktail parties? 120
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Speaking of grim spy adaptations. Saw The Spy Who Came in From The Cold starring Ralf Little (yes that one) in May. Was great. 120
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I'm not sure I even have a DVD player. I have an old PS3. Or did that just do Blu-Ray? 100
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's such an anti-Bond It's great. He cooks and has to do his expense reports. And he hates Officers. Fantastic. 220
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comPatrick Stewart: I've Seen It AllALT: Patrick Stewart: I've Seen It All 010
Reposted by Mark AllertonPaul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just to make the point, I don’t think Shabana Mahmood is appeasing the far right because she thinks it’s electorally sensible. She’s doing so because she believes what they believe. 531171
Reposted by Mark AllertonLiam Blizard @blizard.io · 18/09/2026We've gone from people going "I'm not racist, but..." to "yeah, lol, actually I am racist as fuck, and quite proud of that fact too" 224511
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's just *very* similar to the Oyster Perpetual which was in official Tiffany Blue 030
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I managed to be looking at the Casio website for the 5 minutes when this was back in stock. I had no idea it was sought after. Goes for 2 or 3 times the retail on eBay and watch sites. Insane. Used my 20% Military Discount too! 021
Reposted by Mark Allertonflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You’ll notice that as ever, the annoying dirty hippies called the War On Terror correctly and all the smart, Sensible important people dived into it with both hands giving everyone the finger and screaming insults, and now it’s just another One Of Those Weird Things That Happened. 122445
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Yeah the Wolf Series II And the Ineos Grenadier. Which is apparently shite 130
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They're in the running to replace our Landys. I think they're great so obviously the MOD won't pick them. 130
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I remember when iphone users were so happy about charge timers like it was revolutionary technology 010
Reposted by Mark AllertonMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026‘Can I just shock you? I’m actually very right-wing.’ 8861890
Reposted by Mark AllertonLuca Trenta @lucatrenta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out. 11340711383
Mark Allerton @markaallerton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A question on a quiz show here in the UK just now was "Which country consumes the most spice?" A. USA B. India C. Brazil And the obvious answer is obvious but I did wonder about USA for a while 000
