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Liam Blizard

@blizard.io
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Software engineer living on the Isle of Arran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 with my wife, daughter & dog. Likes being in the mountains, under or on the ocean, or in the stands at Sheffield United. Codes in C#, F# and Swift blizard.io

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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 7h
I have a group whatsapp chat set up for the sole purpose placing football bets at the weekend that is now digging into the minutiae of Andy Burnhams pension reforms. You love to see it.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 19h
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Million Percent Correct Wrestling Interview
ALT: Million Percent Correct Wrestling Interview
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 29/09/2026
One reason to ignore Ed Zitron on AI is that he appears to not know basic stuff about how the products of the companies he's criticising.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 28/09/2026
Finally got Eden emulator and lossless scaling running on my steam deck so I can run Tears of the Kingdom at 60fps like god intended
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 24/09/2026
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Baby Run Omg
ALT: Baby Run Omg
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 24/09/2026
Maritime law does not fuck about www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1990/3... "A person guilty of an offence under this section is liable on conviction on indictment to imprisonment for life."
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Aviation and Maritime Security Act 1990
An Act to give effect to the Protocol for the Suppression of Unlawful Acts of Violence at Airports Serving International Civil Aviation which supplements the Convention for the Suppression of Unlawful...
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/09/2026
Me to that one lad that fucks up the group acca every week.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 22/09/2026
Straight to jail, do not pass go.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 22/09/2026
Glowing recommendation from the four year old
Text message from my wife with my daughter

Charly My Wife
B: 'what's a genius?'
Me: 'someone who is extremely clever!
B: 'dad is a genius.!
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 17/09/2026
20 yr old me was a complete catastrofuck, I think he would probably say what a boring dickhead I'd turned out to be
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 15/09/2026
God i hate geopolitics sometimes
A chart of heating oil prices in the uk, showing a vertical rise in feb 20206 when the stupid orange cunt started attacking Iran,  then slowly reverting back to the mean in July, then a slow rise back up again as the Iran war continues, and the Houthis take control of Bab al-Mandab strait
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 14/09/2026
I hadn't realised until now that both of those big Reform donors are from Sheffield. Didn't they fancy investing in Sheffield United?
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Euan Healey @euanhealey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Home Secretary should be relieved of her duties and the entire operational command of HIW Police should be subject to disciplinary action. Thugs are currently feeling empowered to attempt pogroms because police continue to be disinterested in preventing them. It really is that simple.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 10/09/2026
Love that people are still releasing games for the master system in 2026. Also, this could easily pass for a Megadrive game.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 09/09/2026
I remembered our wedding anniversary this year, my wife did not. You have no idea how smug I'm feeling right now.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 07/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 7 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 100🎯 87🎉 Final score: 951
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 03/09/2026
I was 13 when I heard her story and it made a lasting impression on me. If you haven't heard of Neerja Bhanot, today would be a good day to look her up.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 01/09/2026
You shouldn't need to be charismatic to run a political party. But if you're a charisma-free dickhead, then yeah, that's a major problem.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 31/08/2026
Another thing to note here is how exceptionally well built this TrimUi Brick Pro emulation handheld is for £85. You can get cheap, Chinese and good these days. You don't have to pick 2 out of 3.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 31/08/2026
This would be relaxing had I not also come to the pub with the neediest dog in the world
Big Suze the Irish terrier, with her head on my lap, wondering why I am not giving her any treats
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 31/08/2026
Bank Holiday Monday vibes
Chilling in the pub by the sea, with a pint and a TrimUi Brick Pro playing Zelda a link to the past
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 30/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 30 100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 96🏅 99🎯 Final score: 974
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 29/08/2026
Roses are red In spring they bloom...
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 26/08/2026
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 26/08/2026
Ah, it's time for the weekly GitHub outage is it?
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 25/08/2026
Oh no, Dolly Parton gone....
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 25/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 25 100🎯 93🏆 100🎯 91👑 97🔥 Final score: 957
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 24/08/2026
Evening all
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/08/2026
PLUS 2 FUCKING SaaS PLATFORMS
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Maya Rudolph's Shocked Face on SNL
ALT: Maya Rudolph's Shocked Face on SNL
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 23/08/2026
The four year old is currently obsessed with Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (we skip The child catcher bits), and has made herself a replica
A four year old girl sitting in a cardboard box pretending it's a car with a plastic tub lid as a windscreen
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 22/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 22 100🎯 92🏆 92🏆 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 970
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 21/08/2026
Our kid started at school yesterday and there are THREE FUCKING APPS we have to download in order to communicate with the school. What the blithering fuck
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 18/08/2026
Great, if pervert glasses weren't enough, we also have pervert headphones now www.theverge.com/tech/981326/...
theverge.com
Apple’s camera-equipped AirPods appear in leaked video
“See something you like? Just ask me to save it for later.”
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 16/08/2026
"For you, the day you almost finished a bottle of wine, and then you checked yourself into rehab, was the most important day of your life" "For me, it was Tuesday"
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 12/08/2026
I was pretty sceptical with @aspire.dev when it first came out, but it's been worth its weight in gold for my team.
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I always suspected a UK government would eventually reverse course on "coding in public". So I've been backing up all government code. For six years. Today I finally generated a report on what has been deleted. Its much worse than I realised. github.com/uk-gov-mirro...
Deleted UK Government code repositories

Total deleted repositories: 1526
Organisations affected: 56

See RECENTLY_DELETED.md for the most recently deleted repositories.

Organisation	Deleted Repos	% Deleted
hmrc	195	9.8%
nhsdigital	169	33.8%
SkillsFundingAgency	154	22.7%
informatics-lab	154	100.0%
UKHomeOffice	101	7.5%
ministryofjustice	74	2.8%
ONSdigital	66	4.3%
moj-analytical-services	65	75.6%
ukwa	47	46.1%
dwp	46	6.7%
UKGovernmentBEIS	43	27.4%
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 10/08/2026
Thank the Lord!
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 10/08/2026
Electric Cars. I like the idea of them, and would always recommend people get one, but to me they just feel like a bunch of computers on wheels, and as a software engineer, I've got enough fucking computers in my life .
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 07/08/2026
I find it utterly mental that Americans would lock in a 30 year mortgage at 7%
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 06/08/2026
This is a greater crime than when they chopped down the sycamore gap tree
Th giant cock forest of Crawford being harvested for wood
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 06/08/2026
A dentist once said "ooops" to me while a 200,000 RPM drill was in my mouth.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 06/08/2026
www.maptap.gg August 6 100🎯 94🏅 99🎯 98🎯 98🎯 Final score: 980
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 04/08/2026
I have been using a thick quad lock case on my phone for over a decade at least, but recently started going case less and by god has it made a difference to battery life
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 03/08/2026
My low stakes conspiracy theory is at least one train a day from Glasgow gets terminated at Preston and they're having to come up with increasingly outlandish reasons why.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 02/08/2026
I had the best intentions of coming home from a party at 1am, and dear reader it was 5:30 when I eventually got home. This was a mistake
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 30/07/2026
I would be running a chippy in Northern Ireland and have 20 illegitimate children in the same village
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 30/07/2026
This article had me nodding along strongly in agreement until it started discussing saying sayonara to net neutrality
ft.com
The UK has worse mobile coverage than Romania. Why?
Operators blame planning rules and low prices for a lack of investment
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 30/07/2026
YESSSSSSSS www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Fifa World Cup: Uefa to boycott tournament if Gianni Infantino's investment plans go through
Uefa will boycott Fifa's tournaments if investment proposals from world football's governing body president Gianni Infantino go through.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 29/07/2026
It happened to us, they knew we were desperate to wrap things up by a certain date, and we ended up dropping by 10k. Still pisses me off when i think about it.
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Liam Blizard @blizard.io · 28/07/2026
"I'm not going to let our main living space become monopolised by kids toys. "
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