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Mark Nathaniel

@mark-nathaniel.bsky.social
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I read books and have a warm-ish personality. Math PhD/corporate drop out/divorced dad humor. Also post political satire shorts on youtube and poetic writing/vlogs on Substack: www.youtube.com/@mark-nathaniel substack.com/@thismarknathaniel

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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who's here in 2026?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a commercial for the Ritz-Carlton yacht collection. Is there a fucking sale? What is this?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a blowfish and someone named Darius stat. Don’t ask what I’m up to.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please make a tv show not about wealth inequality. Thank you.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Most TV now is just people on their phones. Nice try TV. I’m not going to get off my phone to watch someone on their phone. Unless they’re texting me. Go work on that.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering from erectile function is a serious issue for men. The afflicted can barely get out of bed all day. Meanwhile, establishment corporate media shills are continuously stroking the erectile dysfunction boom-bust cycle, thus pushing an already raw soft spot in the culture over the edge.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The show Madmen appears to be primarily an ASMR of butts squishing on leather furniture.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Does this AbTronic pulsing ab belt even work?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Don’t judge yourself. Give grace. Then again, don’t NOT judge yourself, as your choices require judgement to understand and improve your circumstance. Instead, just join the circus. Or the army. Or the resistance. Maybe join a meetup for bored dorks. have an affair while skydiving, perhaps.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching madmen for the first time. It’s way soapier than I imagined.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This headline speaks for itself.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ben folds five should fight death cab for cutie to the …death. Surely this thought has crossed your mind at some point.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Only geniuses solve this Mensa test: Tim Curry, 80, Home Alone 2 Star. Dead Donald Trump, 80, Home Alone 2 Star. ??
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Greatest article I’ve ever read
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The fuck does YouTube recommend me so many videos about Jaleel White? Like what is the point of this?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I got separated from my kids’ mother about a year and a half ago. It was in a grocery store. I tried to find the nearest safe adult to help me find her but couldn’t. It was really scary.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Age is just a number. A number to focus on obsessively. Kinda like weight!
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Haven’t paid attention to politics the last few weeks. So wait, Trump is still alive? Really? You’re sure? Someone has checked?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Madmen dialogue in business scenes is a sequence of nonsensical quips. eg This contract is like a vodka sour, but it’s all sour (men laughing) But Don what are do we going to do about person at place?! 1/2
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Everyone living today is tied for the most sensitive person in history.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Most underrated part of the Odyssey is the closing credits where it says “based on The Odyssey by Homer”.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Me Texting: I was a former grad student at... Autocorrect: Harvard O thanks a lot autocorrect. Like I needed a fucking reminder that I went to a tier 2 grad school. Jesus fucking christ.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Listening to old Dave Mathews Music... No I'm fine. Bro. I'm fine, ok? Let's chug a light beer and forget about it. K brah?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
#zillow ought to have a “buy now” button
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Improv comedy : sketch comedy Freestyle : rap I think this is true, no? #improv #freestyle #rap
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The dosage given on the back of #Tums are way off. It should read 2-4 handfuls.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Proof that Mitch McConnell was remigrated. #mitchmcconnell #remigration
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mitch McConnell was remigrated to sea world Kentucky to be with the turtles where he belongs.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I made a #theOnion style short video on Mitch McConnell Today. I couldn't stop giggling at it, because I imagined what Sea World Kentucky would look like, but YouTube didn't love it. I give up.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Halfway into the movie #Obsession. So far I suspect it’s a non-fiction documentary on #GenZ
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’ve never been on time to anything ever. It’s your fault not mine. Stupid idiots.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Spotify daylist titles be like: new wave alarm clock rust metal Nietzche mouth sounds
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Staycation so far: Biryani at Indian place. Still hungry. Chicken sandwich at chicken place. Aaaandd let’s call it a staycation. Close enough.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hot take: it’s high time idiots were removed from politics. If we take the Greek sense of the word “idiot” then this is a tautology. Yet MAGA has unearthed some of the dumbest, morally bankrupt fools the country has ever produced.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Let him cook.” is a dumb ass expression used exclusively by morons. Unless of course, you are defending a chef from jeering interlopers who are attempting to break his concentration for nefarious reasons. In that case the expression is warranted.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My 20 year old squat spotter at the gym said he thought I was in my 20’s and that I was “strong af” after repping 405 today. I’ll fucking take it. thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Dead. Celebrate Peace.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If Lindsey Graham died because of the cyclosporiasis parasite because of RFK Jr. it would prove the existence of god
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is dead. OOOOO NOOOOOO. That's Terribbllleee
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Micah @rincewind.run · 11/07/2026
what they learned from minneapolis was not “don’t do this again” but “keep it quiet next time”
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I thought this Mitch McConnell Pokemon Weekend at Bernie's skit would be fodder for the terminally online but I just odn't understand how the internet works anymore #gen1 #pokemon #mitchMcConnell #weekendAtBernies
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McConnell Health Cover Up!
YouTube video by Mark Nathaniel
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Death is a part of life and needs to be celebrated more. Especially with this Mitch McConnell situation.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is training for a marathon!!! The mainstream media makes a big deal about the most minor things!!!!
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#mitchMcConnell #maga
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mike Johnson had an interesting Freudian slip: youtube.com/shorts/Mj7_6...
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What Mike Johnson Really Thinks
YouTube video by Mark Nathaniel
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
For progressives who are also fans of the movie Rudy MAGA Sports Movie Speech #politicalsatire youtube.com/shorts/lW2Xk...
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MAGA Sports Movie Speech | for Rudy fans only #politicalsatire
YouTube video by Mark Nathaniel
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
how to turn any liberal into a republican youtube.com/shorts/v3eci...
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This Turns Liberals Into Republicans #politics
YouTube video by Mark Nathaniel
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Sometimes, to protect yourself, you need to gather your confidence, stand tall, and shout out at the world, “Bitch! Go away!” Then carry on with whatever it was that you wanted to be doing before.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I am King of the #Otroverts. Unlike normies, otroverts are impossibly complex sensitive artist types that simply do not fit in to any large community (except the otrovert community). To challenge me for the title of king, please set up a 1-1 meeting some time when I feel recharged on social energy
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What is an 'otrovert?' The internet is buzzing about them
Don't feel like you fit into any group? Not even personality types like introvert or extrovert? You may be an "otrovert."
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