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Mark Nathaniel

@mark-nathaniel.bsky.social
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I read books and have a warm-ish personality. Math PhD/corporate drop out/divorced dad humor. Also post political satire shorts on youtube and poetic writing/vlogs on Substack: www.youtube.com/@mark-nathaniel substack.com/@thismarknathaniel

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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This headline speaks for itself.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He was remigrated
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Surprisingly Fetterman is quite poetic. A wordsmith of the first rank. Here's proof:
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's a conspiracy. He was actually remigrated. I have the proof.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Proof that Mitch McConnell was remigrated. #mitchmcconnell #remigration
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I made a #theOnion style short video on Mitch McConnell Today. I couldn't stop giggling at it, because I imagined what Sea World Kentucky would look like, but YouTube didn't love it. I give up.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I made an Onion style short on this subject today. I couldn't stop giggling at it myself, but youtube didn't love it. For your amusement:
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My 20 year old squat spotter at the gym said he thought I was in my 20’s and that I was “strong af” after repping 405 today. I’ll fucking take it. thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Dead. Celebrate Peace.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey is dead. Celebrate peace.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is dead. OOOOO NOOOOOO. That's Terribbllleee
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oooo nooo
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Here was my friday afternoon:
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is training for a marathon!!! The mainstream media makes a big deal about the most minor things!!!!
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#mitchMcConnell #maga
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
JD Vance is such a loser he only attributes winning to Trump, instead of saying "we won" he says "Trump won". Or he's hedging. #jdVanceIsGay
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The dark truth behind burger king’s apology tour….that may be the “sloppiest” headline I’ve ever read. Psychopaths. All of you.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A goat man hybrid should never have been created. what a morally bankrupt demon goat ghoul.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The first trillion is truly an important milestone!!! Congrats Elon!! Well deserved mate!
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The first trillion is truly an important milestone!!! Congrats Elon!!!
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well deserved #Elon!!! First trillion is truly an important milestone.
The Kent Brockman meme with Elon Musk's face over the ant overlord. A meth pipe dangles from Elon's mouth, much like a limp penis.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Evidence that sometimes it's best to judge a book by its cover. Somebody get some garlic and a crucifix for this soulless lil bitch. #DrOz
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Trump’s health report looks like the fake report card I brought home in 7th grade
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Stephen Miller is the only horcrux left. Were the country to oust him, JK Rowling would view trans people as humans. #stephenMiller #jkRowling #horcrux
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Feel like there's a message between these two album covers. #YeahYeahYeahs #sonicYouth #indieRock
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The Art of Gathering by #priyaParker has given me all sorts of design ideas to spruce up my lagging/boring social life. the book is broadly useful for anyone, but I'd highly recommend to #introverts who think gatherings tend to suck 📚👀 #booksky
image of book cover The Art of Gathering - How we meet and why it matters by Priya Parker
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
There's a process where a new CEO fuses with the corporate organism and sheds his humanity. John Apple is coming. #timCook #apple #johnTernus #politicalsatire #politicalcomedy
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Highly recommend you look up the #etymology of your name. I’ll accept my etymology with no further comment
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Glad I took myself to the movies before nuclear annihilation. #theDrama the movie was interesting. the drama of #trump and #nukes less so.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
trump's angel and devil are psychos. thanks republicans! #iran #nuclearWeapons #trump #corrupt
image of trump's face with a nuclear weapon image that looks like a dick in his mouth. Jeffrey epstein hovers as an angel on one shoulder and an emoji with devil horns and dollar sign eyes hovers on the other shoulder. trump's eyes are behind text that says "republican morals"
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
HOLY SHIT! I can fund my #KALSHI from my #VENMO. Well perhaps I’ll just vomit uncontrollably until I die.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They're suggesting that you KILL your grandmother, right? Like I'm not just imagining that?
screenshot of an advertisement from FinanceBuzz with title Things to Cut When Money Gets Tight (Most People Ignore #11) and the image is a cartoon middle aged man looking glum, sitting next to an older woman reading a book
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Earth in Human Hands by David Grinspoon
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Michel de Mo..Holy Forehead #Montaigne #widowsPeak
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Bezos buckets
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I got about 4 white hairs in my beard My SILVER FOX ERA HAS BEGUN Look out moms! I’m going to be out on the town…Early tomorrow morning. I’ll see yall at the grocery store, presumably.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Dude. I walked past a music venue the other day and never has a line break left me so devastated:
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Apparently I decided to buy a fanny pack last night. I have only strange, feverish memories of making this decision. Just a haze of vibrant colors sifting over my phone's LED screen. Looks baller tho - My night time self goes hard with middling hipster dad vibes. #cotopaxi
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Learning about my digital #camera. BRACE YOURSELF for an ABUSE of notation, the severity of which is unconscionable. These people call the variable N an "f-number" even though there is a literal f-ing variable f in the formula. O Gee idk maybe you should've called f the f-number you f-ing f's
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I mean just look at how horrifying the ghouls on the other side of the aisle are! Lookin like they just rolled out of a crypt and ate some souls and shit before assuming their human forms
Horrifying ghouls in human form as trump and rfk jr
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Kash "Awful Look" Patel
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
"ghoul" is my new favorite word to describe anyone in Trump world. They are totally ghouls. Just ghoul-ing it up in graveyards and being pedophiles and such. Nobody wants these ghouls anywhere near them. Except other humanoid demons in the maga realm. Just look at how hideous these ghouls are!
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Crispus Attucks was a whaler of black/indigenous descent. In addition to having a baller name, I suspect he was a total badass. He was the first American to make the ultimate sacrifice in the American revolution. See what Americans look like? Think Fox will cover this? #blackHistoryMonth
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
O! Dr. Grinspoon liked my comment! I’m a fan! I read your book Earth in Human Hands years ago and it still sticks with me. A beautiful text.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
forgive me but I’m a library person, so I checked out your book instead of buying. Also, do I look disheveled in the photo? Perhaps a little strange? Why yes yes I do. Kind of my style actually. However this book is about being alone so I make no apologies.
disheveled man holds the text How to be Alone by Lane Moore
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
You son of a bitch
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Finally a pretense to be getting naked on here. #books #hott
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