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Mark Nathaniel

@mark-nathaniel.bsky.social
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I read books and have a warm-ish personality. Math PhD/corporate drop out/divorced dad humor. Also post political satire shorts on youtube and poetic writing/vlogs on Substack: www.youtube.com/@mark-nathaniel substack.com/@thismarknathaniel

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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How did you know?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who's here in 2026?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a commercial for the Ritz-Carlton yacht collection. Is there a fucking sale? What is this?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw him too. he was hit by a bus after you went away. so he's dead now.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bitch stfu
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God ftw
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need a blowfish and someone named Darius stat. Don’t ask what I’m up to.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
David Byrne eats sheeran-o’s for breakfast.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
go easy on the Hebrew already.we get it.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The god of the gaps, so to speak
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here’s the reality, and it actually resolves the gap I mentioned above more cleanly than I ever framed it, and it’s exactly the type of thing worth getting precise rather than guessing at, and this is where I’d push hardest - gap denim is hott.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s hott how all the other cleats are just watching.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Gap” is such an AI word. Everything’s a god damn gap to AI
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please make a tv show not about wealth inequality. Thank you.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Most TV now is just people on their phones. Nice try TV. I’m not going to get off my phone to watch someone on their phone. Unless they’re texting me. Go work on that.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
O fuck.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When Buddhist monks meditate on death and decay they study these very images
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Great way to pose the combinatorics problem a formula for n choose 2
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Who put him in a pink shirt with that fucking cap on?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Damnit this gets funnier every time I look at it. There are so many better ways to get your balls unstuck. I just can’t even. Giggling hysterically.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s indicating you need to start a break dance off with a random passerby. They just didn’t illustrate the other guy getting served.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering from erectile function is a serious issue for men. The afflicted can barely get out of bed all day. Meanwhile, establishment corporate media shills are continuously stroking the erectile dysfunction boom-bust cycle, thus pushing an already raw soft spot in the culture over the edge.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This bish don’t flush
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s like I’m saying Israel is our special friend Israel. stroke Israel. Friend stroke Israel. I’m saying Israel. Stroke.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Space X
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I cut cuck flog foid my wakka flakka walk max mog moid. Market pocket pog mod mag Blue Chew e josh gad god gas. Marklar.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The show Madmen appears to be primarily an ASMR of butts squishing on leather furniture.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bolo eats Rolos because YOLO
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Chong Li's Smirk in Blood Sport
ALT: Chong Li's Smirk in Blood Sport
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Does this AbTronic pulsing ab belt even work?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pretty sure it’s from the Spanish pendejo
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Don’t judge yourself. Give grace. Then again, don’t NOT judge yourself, as your choices require judgement to understand and improve your circumstance. Instead, just join the circus. Or the army. Or the resistance. Maybe join a meetup for bored dorks. have an affair while skydiving, perhaps.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Would love to see these two in celebrity boxing. In all probability JD, who resembles a wet hairball expelled from a sickly cat, would lose badly.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hott.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wonder if it stressed him to write this poem
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Watching madmen for the first time. It’s way soapier than I imagined.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
would be interested in the precise radial growth of the genitals as opposed to a rectangular measurements of genital growth. How much fish milk to add a 1/2 inch radially?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This headline speaks for itself.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Omg I love hmmmm hmmm hmmmmmm
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Jim Breuer as Goat Boy on Saturday Night Live
ALT: Jim Breuer as Goat Boy on Saturday Night Live
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Think she’s running to be my girlfriend? There’s an opening. Could be a dark horse candidate.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Identify with the character who steals shit and shoots people? Checks out.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ben folds five should fight death cab for cutie to the …death. Surely this thought has crossed your mind at some point.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He was remigrated
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Only geniuses solve this Mensa test: Tim Curry, 80, Home Alone 2 Star. Dead Donald Trump, 80, Home Alone 2 Star. ??
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Greatest article I’ve ever read
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The fuck does YouTube recommend me so many videos about Jaleel White? Like what is the point of this?
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I got separated from my kids’ mother about a year and a half ago. It was in a grocery store. I tried to find the nearest safe adult to help me find her but couldn’t. It was really scary.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Age is just a number. A number to focus on obsessively. Kinda like weight!
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
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Mark Nathaniel @mark-nathaniel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Merriam-Webster 2028
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