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Marius Kiely

@mariuskiely.uk
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Just a protocol droid from a galaxy far, far away... fluent in over six million forms of communication... (Huge Star Wars fan but also real person, London, Irish, pro-EU, LibDem, design, retail, LGBTQIA, arts, wanting to relocate to France.)

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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 5m
Why do people on plublic transport insist on having such incredibly lengthy, deafeningly loud, grotesquely intimate and embarrasingly personal phone conversations? For hours... 🙄 🫩
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 10m
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 11m
Not quite... suffering Southeastern Rail first! 😘😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 13m
Nightmare day from hell, frankly...
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 15m
Probably not. It's just shit. Can't even get Muskrat's bidding right...
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 23h
Bit of a shock to the system! It hasn't been below 20°c since early June... and not properly cold since March!
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 23h
It's been so long that I had forgotten how depressing horrid weather is... And today's weather is really horrid... and depressing... 😒
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 07/10/2026
That'll do... #MapTap www.maptap.gg October 7 100🎯 100🎯 86🎓 96🔥 96🔥 Final score: 948 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 06/10/2026
Some quite poor guesses on today's #Maptap www.maptap.gg October 6 93🏆 88🎉 73😂 97🔥 92🏆 Final score: 894 🙄
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 06/10/2026
Bleurgh... seventh circle of Hell...
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 06/10/2026
I had an appendectomy when I was 11... Try telling an 11-year-old to take it slow... 😵‍💫 😁 Wishing you a swift recovery!
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
I often wonder that myself... 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
Would I get better engagement if everything I posted was a question? (Yes, it is rhetorical, and yes, it drives me nuts that it's everywhere...) 😵‍💫
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
Quasicrystals... who knew? 😀
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
Still, there's a bloviated orange criminal who deserves to be first in line...
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
I really didn't have the Black Death on my bingo card for the litany of horrors of modern life... 🙄 😖
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Thomas I-G @thomasig.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What kills us first? Bubonic Plague or AI?
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
This is very, very, very bad news... 🫩
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 05/10/2026
That's a bit better! #MapTap www.maptap.gg October 5 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 96🔥 98🔥 Final score: 980 🥳
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 04/10/2026
Oh, great... that's all we need... an outbreak of the plague in Russia... 🤔 😲 🫤
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 04/10/2026
Absolute disaster of a day... didn't know three of them, got the wrong island, and wasn't concentrating for South America... Boooo #Maptap www.maptap.gg October 4 90👑 78🌞 61🤨 80✨ 83🌟 Final score: 779 😒
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
A Disney prince with the voice of a basso profundo opera singer. Bless 'im. 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Cach is a fascinating contestant... #Strictly Obviously hugely talented, and seemingly flabbergasting the judges... Lovin' it!
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
😍 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqrw...
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Ham 'N' Eggs
YouTube video by A Tribe Called Quest - Topic
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Splendid! (And I do hope that the copious ketchup and mustard oozed a river down the front of your shirt! 😁 It would be rude not to... 😍)
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
The language is absolutely delicious! 😍 I particularly like "parts contiguous to the locality"... especially as I am in just such a contiguous part myself! 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Oh yes, delicious subtlety!
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Ah yes, that special Xhitter knack of demonstrating one's profound stupidity by thinking one is being oh so clever... 🙄
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Indeed... Overall, he's probably the most influential influencer on the planet... By sheer numbers if nothing else...
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Sheku covered someone's holiday on #BBCRadio3 earlier in the year. He was wonderful. Not only a superlative musician, he is also intelligent, eloquent, sensitive and (it seems) a damn nice bloke. I'm sure gammon would have spluttered their cornflakes if they could tell his skin colour from his voice
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Glorious! 😍
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Excellent summation! (And post 8 is definitely 'soundbite-of-the-day'! 😁) Thank you.
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
Lucky guess on the last one (somewhere in the middle!) 😁 www.maptap.gg October 3 100🎯 92🏆 99🔥 99🔥 98🔥 Final score: 981 🥳
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
What a splendid bench! Congrats 👏
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 03/10/2026
I don't call myself English, or even British, any more. This country disgusts me. I have an Irish passport thanks to my grandparents, and I call myself Irish. I'd go there if I were not trapped by the #BuildingSafetyCrisis.
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
We will, of course, when the overseas shipping has been completed, be requiring live streaming of the ignoring, or at the very least minute by minute photo updates... 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
I couldn't possibly comment! 😘 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Your hound is an outrageous exhibitionist! 🤣
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Nooooo! (I love her!) 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Yeah, genuinely worst nightmare... #SeriouslyClaustrophobic Haggis!! #CelebrityTraitors 😱
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Fraser Galbraith @frasergalbraith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#CelebrityTraitors Not watching the show but I'm absolutely cackling at how united in glee my timeline is right now.
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
I think Julie Unpronounceable-Surname is going to be really quite crafty... #CelebrityTraitors
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To Rob Beckett. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Chapeau, mon Général... 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
The editing is simply superlative... #CelebrityTraitors 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Woah... that's quite the party... 😘 😁
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Ha! I would challenge you to deal with Lewisham without entirely losing your sanity! 😘 😁 Good luck!
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jules Verne wrote a novel in 1863 which predicted gas-powered cars, fax machines, wind power, missiles, electric street lighting, maglev trains, the record industry, the internet, and feminism. It was lost for 131 years and published in 1994. Original post
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Marius Kiely @mariuskiely.uk · 02/10/2026
Who in their right mind drinks Sambuca at any time of the day or night?? 🤮
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