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Maritime Delayer

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The great Dennis Hastert has died. I hope the dirty snitches are happy. by Jim Jordan
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 23/06/2026
Cowardly of them to delay the soccer game because of lightning. I would very much like to see French players struck by lightning!! And I do NOT feel I am alone in this. Give the people what they want.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
When a regime clearly holds the rule of law in contempt, and views itself as completely above the law, it and its agents don’t have any moral argument for the protections of the rule of law.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Ethicist | My mail order trad wife found my Grindr account and is threatening to tell my right-wing podcast’s sponsors about it. Should I ask ICE to deport her?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
It is tragic to see what figures like Mamdani are doing to a once great Democratic Party. by Andrew Cuomo, Larry Summers, Alan Dershowitz, Bob Menendez, and Rod Blagojevich
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2025
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I'm pretty sure Kamala Harris wouldn't be bombing us into an illegal war right now
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I strongly oppose Israel’s attacks against Iran and Iran’s attacks against Israel. Both endanger civilians and risk all-out war. If you’re like my opponents and only condemning one side, I hope you find a spine and some moral clarity.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2024
with Kamala Harris pulling ahead in all the key swing states, Nate Silver has dropped the likelihood of Trump winning to 90 percent
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2024
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‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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