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Mari Biscuits

@maribiscuits.bsky.social
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I'm Mari. I like cats and comics and code and other stuff. ko-fi.com/maribiscuits

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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 3h
They are multiplying.
Two grey cats sitting on top of and next to a human on a couch
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 5h
Sounds like a pretty good life.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 7h
Last night she spent a good five minutes pushing stuff off a shelf before I realised it was because I hadn't put a blanket there for her.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 7h
Attempting a one leg stretch but Sherlock is not sure this is acceptable.
A fluffy grey cat lying next to a single leg, looking at it suspiciously.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 7h
They do love a blanket.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 8h
The moment I sit down this creature magically appears next to me and I'm actually fine with not getting to stretch my legs because look at her!
A small fluffy grey cat named Sherlock sleeping on a couch with her lovely face resting on her paw.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have cancelled the engineer, so I am expecting the internet to start fucking up again shortly.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am far too lazy and awkward.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally booked an engineer due to my intermittent broadband issues and of course it has been flawless ever since.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The garden waste bags need to go out for collection in a few days and I am not sure how I am going to break this horrible news to Totoro.
A fluffy grey cat (Totoro) sprawled on the stop of a white garden waste sack which if full of plant cuttings.A fluffy grey cat (Totoro) sitting on the stop of a white garden waste sack which if full of plant cuttings. She looks smug.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sherlock is glaring at me from a roof two gardens down because I dared to give her a flea treatment.
a small grey cat on a flat roofA small grey angry cat on a flat roof
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway, I am going to see Solve-Along-A-Murder-She-Wrote tomorrow night (by train due to the aforementioned fucked car), so you know... it's not all bad.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So now I guess we have to call out a mobile mechanic because it can't actually be driven anywhere. Life is really testing me lately.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have been suffering a lot of both physical and financial misfortune lately, but thought our luck was finally changing when our (very old) car sailed through the MOT and only cost 54 quid. Two days later we try to use the car and it is completely undrivable as the power steering hose is fucked.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never actually met another Mari, but it's nice to know they are out there somewhere.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope the other Mari has had a nice decade.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course we stopped on the way home so I could pretend it was for me!
a person standing next to a sign that says HAPPY 40th MARI
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my 40th birthday we drove to visit family and there was a big HAPPY 40th MARI sign on a roundabout near my parents house, which I was very surprised by as we are not really putting signs on roundabouts people. Turns out it was for another Mari who was turning 40 and lived near their village.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I turn 50 in a mere 38 days! I assume there is going to be some sort of parade to celebrate how great I am.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Haha
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just watched a rat stroll across my garden passing within swiping distance of two of my cats, who just sat there giving it friendly looks.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have become fixated on the couple shown in the top right of this bit from the opening credits of Cagney and Lacey, affectionately know (by me) as Belly Man and his lovely wife. Were they extras, or just a random couple caught up in guerrilla filmmaking? Also, what are his trousers made out of?
The opening credits of Cagney and Lacey featuring Belly Man, his Lovely Wife and some other people I don't care about (apart from Cagney and Lacey).
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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GET THE HANDBOOK — KAPOW
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Limmy @limmy.com · 23/09/2026
Lightshade T-Shirt. Get it at Limmy.com. 👍
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm really sick of being sick and I'm even more sick of being perpetually broke as a result.
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UCLA Film & Television Archive @uclaftvarchive.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wed. 10/7: An Evening With Cagney & Lacey in Person Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless star as detectives who navigate the ethics and perils of law enforcement and confront the complexities of 1980s feminist politics through the microcosm of the NYC police force. Free screening and Q&A! ucla.in/4h0jH8F
Portrait of Cagney and Lacey in front of a 1980s graphic background.Cagney and Lacey posing with a police car.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did you know they once made a Neighbours vs. Time Travel miniseries? Well you do now! www.instagram.com/reels/DdZQiL...
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PipsClipsYo on Instagram: "How did no one know this existed?! #neighbours #retrotv #timetravel #90s #nostalgia"
34 likes, 8 comments - pipsclipsyo on September 17, 2026: "How did no one know this existed?! #neighbours #retrotv #timetravel #90s #nostalgia".
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The leader of Reform UK in Wales has stepped down as leader following being arrested on suspicion of assault and engaging and controlling/coercive behaviour. He denies any wrongdoing. This is a developing story. Subscribe to the newsletter for full details.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love to see things going badly for Reform in Wales.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How is my day going? Well one of my cats had the shits all up the garden path and while I was trying to clean it up I got caught by some brambles and then accidentally stood in some of the shit. I might just go to sleep so nothing else can happen.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still no closer to figuring out the source of the leak, but at least the kitchen floor is really clean now.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am the daily champion! * * of this house.
Tetris a-type high scores. I am the winner.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is always something!
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We have a mysterious but fortunately minor leak under the sink that is either coming from the sink, or the washing machine or the dishwasher. I might just move to a cave in the woods and live out my days like a hermit so I don't have to deal with it.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't think I have.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Re-watched this tonight. Still good.
Jumpin' Jack Flash starring Whoopi Goldberg
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gotta have a bit of whimsy!
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A selection of meals I have made myself recently. I am going to be 50 in November.
A face made of food. The lower half is half a pie and the top[ half is mashed potato with peas for eyes and tomato sauce for a nose and eyebrows. The hair is made of peas with butter.A food face made out of half a quiche for the mouth and two potato croquettes for eyes. Some tomato sauce has been added for detail.A food face made using croquettes for eyes, and cheese and onion crispbake for a nose and tomato sauce for the mouth.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wil!
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@tinyintimeminiatures (TikTok) crafts miniature decorative plates from cardstock, paint, and gloss glaze: #AGoodPlace
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One day I will finally capture the full glory of Sherlock's incredible noises, but this small sample will have to do for now.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The mess should pause when we need to really.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The moral of this story is... never do things.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Woke up yesterday thinking "hmm, why is there is big lumpat the top of my spine/base of my neck, oh well, at least it barely hurts". Unfortunately it has progressed to being super painful and I can't look left anymore. There is loads of good stuff to my left! For example...
A handsome grey and white cat with a pink nose lying in front of a monitor which is displaying a Limmy stream.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have been feeling really unwell for weeks and the house has been getting gradually messier. Felt slightly better on Monday, so I decided to deep clean the bathroom and also lifted the hoover up for ages to suck up cobwebs above the stairs. This was a terrible idea.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Watson is judging you for your taste in films.
A handsome grey cat lying on a table looking judgemental. You can see an Evil Dead and Universal Dracula poster behind him and the bottom of an Invisible Man poster.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He is pure ham.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please take a moment out of your busy day to consider how cute Mycroft's pink nose is.
A dark grey and white cat named Mycroft lying on a desk on his back with his arms tucked up all cute under his face. He has a VERY cute pink nose.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of my personal demons.
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