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@marcusuk.bsky.social
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Just Marcus. Substack substack.com/@snasty UK & Canada & EU Sci-fi Motorcycles & Lambretta Travel Politics Music Comedy

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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🧵 As front-page headlines go, this has to be one of the most misleading I've seen in a long time It's an out-and-out lie But notice the trick they use to get away with it...👀 *They're* not lying - they're just quoting someone else who is👍🏻 In this case, the leader of the opposition🙄 1/33
Daily Express headline:

"More Freedoms Handed to New Arrivals than British Citizens"

Above an image of Kemi Badenoch

All with a Monk Debunked stamp on top
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shame really, I was rather enjoying the respite from his gibberish.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A man on the telly called the young snowflakes and I caught myself nodding. Then I remembered renting a seven-bedroom house on housing benefit for the parties, and running airport security with no CV. Even my hard was softer than their soft. New piece: snasty.substack.com/p/i-nearly-a...
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I Nearly Agreed With Him
A note to my fellow fifty-somethings on the small matter of who, exactly, had it harder
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I said "groovy" to a barista this week. He looked at me the way a dog looks at a card trick. Turns out the word is 1930s jazz, shares a root with "grave", and was killed by soft-drink adverts. New essay: A Word With a Grave In It. snasty.substack.com/p/a-word-wit...
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A Word With a Grave In It
Why “groovy” died, who killed it, and why I appear to be saying it again without permission
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Three hundred balaclavas shut Dover. Reform's answer to a woman hit with a walking stick was "Oh boo hoo". Berlin's cabarets thought mockery would see the brownshirts off. Cable Street knew better. Mock them. Then turn up. snasty.substack.com/p/thanks-you...
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Thanks, You Lot
The Weimar cabarets laughed at the brownshirts. Cable Street stopped them. As the balaclavas reach the south coast, a note on which lesson to pack
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nadine Doris couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. ... or is that commission, like her I struggle to understand the difference. #C4News #Reform #Bent
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I know Pol Pot's real name. Twenty years, no reason, one bonus point. Now Meta sells glasses that whisper answers into your ear, and the next time I know anything at the pub quiz, everyone will stare at my frames. snasty.substack.com/p/the-man-wh...
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The Man Who Knew Too Little
In which Meta’s spectacles threaten the one thing I bring to the pub quiz, and possibly civilisation, in that order
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Forty years of shouting chefs. Floyd with a wine glass, Ramsay with the veins, Jamie on a scooter. Billions of pounds of telly. And the nation's dish is still a warm tube of pastry legally distinct from meat. snasty.substack.com/p/keith-floy...
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Keith Floyd Died for Your Steak Bake
Forty years of televised cookery, and the queue still stretches out of the third Greggs on the same street
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
snasty.substack.com/p/she-was-no... A daughter of the Pyramids, unimpressed by Stonehenge. Fair enough. Here's how the British working class invented the "day out", why we've turned it into a car-park ordeal, and why, done with mates, it can't be ruined. 👇
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She Was Not Impressed by the Rocks
A short history of the British day out, and how we turned a hard-won liberty into a car parking problem
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
So is the Republican party aligned with North Korea now then?
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Eighty Per Cent Off, One Hundred Per Cent My Fault
In which a man examines the advert Facebook served him and is then obliged to examine the man Facebook served it to
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He's not wrong.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Have you ever wondered what would happen if all the people on hold were able to speak to each other, well I have. This weeks essay. snasty.substack.com/p/the-loneli...
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The Loneliest Room in Britain (Is Extremely Crowded)
Thousands of us are held in the same nowhere every day. Great care has been taken to ensure we never meet.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why? Really, why? #Lloydsbank
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
About time.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good. True & good.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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The Photo Album in the Car Park
A stranger sat on my Lambretta and was, briefly, twenty-two again
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just another day where a water company tells the people, and the government, to go screw themselves. Nationalise now.
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Marcel Lucont @marcellucont.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Time to revisit festival season in Britain.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"No contact with the outside world," he posts, to the outside world, at 6:21 in the morning. Also the cannibal next door is presumably livid at being used as set dressing. Whatever's going on there, the phone signal's smashing.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That's the face of a man who's just been told the buffet's finished. Eyes like two boiled sweets in a sock. Sussex Police have gone and made a poster of the most alarmed man in Worthing. If you see him, he's already seen you, and he's just as surprised about it.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@chrisgpackham.bsky.social I'm half way through watching Evolution and it's outstanding. Love it. Informative and entertaining. Thank you Sir. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Two - Evolution
From one spark of life to a world of wonder. Chris Packham reveals the incredible story.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If they come to my city, I'm ready. You with me? :-) open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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None Shall Pass
Stevenage is handing its pavements to a delivery company in the name of the very people it will strand
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Trickle-down at last made visible, and it trickles upward into a Gulfstream. He isn't even embarrassed, which is the point. The boast is the policy. Others were promised crumbs; his friend got wings, and the applause came from the very people paying for the fuel.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
An artist whose eyes look down from fourteen storeys in Shenzhen. Matt Damon collects him. And his calling card is stuck to a railing above the Exeter bypass, facing a Holiday Inn Express. On My Dog Sighs, walking, and talking to strangers. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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My Dog Sighs, Exeter
An internationally celebrated street artist's calling card, stuck to a railing above a bypass, and the stranger who told me what I was looking at.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What's the point in interviewing people in Dubai saying how safe it is when it's illegal for them to say otherwise? #panorama #bbc
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There is a word for demanding payment from every vessel that passes, and it is not guardianship. Every mafioso in history has called this fairness. Every navy that tried it has been called a pirate.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fancy a lovely eulogy from me? Then don't be an absolute toad whilst you're alive. I'll not weep over the odious departing, however peaceful or horrific their end.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Soul of Madrid is in a factory in Yorkshire. Coleman's is made in Germany. Bombay Sapphire is in Hampshire. Häagen-Dazs is from the Bronx. None of this is technically fraud. Which is its own kind of fraud. New piece. Link below. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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The Soul of Madrid (Is in a Factory in Yorkshire)
On brand betrayal, a man in Exeter, and the radical act of telling the truth on the label
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Perfect.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Cryptoad resigns to run against himself, calls it "people versus the establishment" whilst standing there in a tie made of tiny giraffes. "I've done nothing wrong" is what every toad croaks before it hops off the lily pad. He'll be back, sadly, like a verruca.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The people who say they loved England's flag most have made it hard to fly during a World Cup. New piece on how that happened, and why it's worth getting it back. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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St George and the Own Goal
How the people who loved England’s flag most made it impossible to fly
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The wealthiest donkeys in recorded history live on 1,400 acres of Devon coast, funded to the tune of £59.6 million a year, and nobody has thought to ask where the money comes from. I asked. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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A Donkey's Inheritance
The Donkey Sanctuary takes £37 million a year from the wills of the dead. The donkeys, it must be said, are living their best lives.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@lewisgoodall.com #LBC Banbury has 6 Costa Coffee shops and 6 Greggs.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There is a photograph doing the rounds of a pepper grinder charging from a power bank. The pepper is charging. I had some thoughts. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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The Pepper Is Charging, Please Wait
On the quiet colonisation of the British kitchen by the rechargeable battery
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Well he's not wrong..! Trump claims Reflecting Pool was vandalized and says law enforcement is investigating | CNN Politics share.google/RxiNjI7WgwZu...
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Trump claims Reflecting Pool was vandalized and says law enforcement is investigating | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Friday claimed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was intentionally vandalized and said law enforcement is actively investigating, as the administration has scrambled to fi...
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The people who love England's flag most loudly have made it too uncomfortable to fly during a World Cup. They didn't protect it. They contaminated it. substack.com/@snasty/note...
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St George and the Own Goal How the people who loved England's flag most made it impossible to fly The streets of England, during a World Cup with England in them, used to look a certain way. White a...
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Best Seat in the House Is the One Nobody’s Selling open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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The Best Seat in the House Is the One Nobody’s Selling
How volunteering at the Exeter Comedy Festival left me ahead on every measure that counts
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ed Fringe RHLSTP guests confirmed so far: Susie McCabe, Flo and Joan and Mike Wozniak. BOOK NOW richardherring.com/rhlstpt/tour
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have been issuing ultimatums to people who cannot possibly understand them. The dentist. The sandwich man. The woman at the dry cleaner's. Results have been extraordinary. I learned the technique, of course, from a man across the Atlantic. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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Forty-Eight Hours, Effective Immediately
On the unexpected joys of issuing demands without specifying them
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Joe Cocker Said Hold My Beer
On the four commandments of pop stardom, and the Sheffield gas fitter who broke all of them at once
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Father’s Dave!
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
SpaceX pre-orders are here." Mate I can't even pre-order a sofa without three months of regret, now they want me buying bits of Elon's rocket. I'll stick to Premium Bonds thanks. At least when those explode it's just my dreams being shattered.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#C4News open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...
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From Snake to Serpent: How Big Tech Slithered Into Your Children's Bedrooms
Nobody playing Snake on a Nokia in 1997 imagined this. Which is rather the point.
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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social An essay inspired by you and today's topic. snasty.substack.com/p/from-snake...
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From Snake to Serpent: How Big Tech Slithered Into Your Children's Bedrooms
Nobody playing Snake on a Nokia in 1997 imagined this. Which is rather the point.
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