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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Shame really, I was rather enjoying the respite from his gibberish.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Been styling mine for years.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nadine Doris couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. ... or is that commission, like her I struggle to understand the difference. #C4News #Reform #Bent

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just another day where a water company tells the people, and the government, to go screw themselves. Nationalise now.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"No contact with the outside world," he posts, to the outside world, at 6:21 in the morning. Also the cannibal next door is presumably livid at being used as set dressing. Whatever's going on there, the phone signal's smashing.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

That's the face of a man who's just been told the buffet's finished. Eyes like two boiled sweets in a sock. Sussex Police have gone and made a poster of the most alarmed man in Worthing. If you see him, he's already seen you, and he's just as surprised about it.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Trickle-down at last made visible, and it trickles upward into a Gulfstream. He isn't even embarrassed, which is the point. The boast is the policy. Others were promised crumbs; his friend got wings, and the applause came from the very people paying for the fuel.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

What's the point in interviewing people in Dubai saying how safe it is when it's illegal for them to say otherwise? #panorama #bbc

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

There is a word for demanding payment from every vessel that passes, and it is not guardianship. Every mafioso in history has called this fairness. Every navy that tried it has been called a pirate.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

The Cryptoad resigns to run against himself, calls it "people versus the establishment" whilst standing there in a tie made of tiny giraffes. "I've done nothing wrong" is what every toad croaks before it hops off the lily pad. He'll be back, sadly, like a verruca.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Haven't they all got their version of that? I guess even Truss has one?

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

SpaceX pre-orders are here." Mate I can't even pre-order a sofa without three months of regret, now they want me buying bits of Elon's rocket. I'll stick to Premium Bonds thanks. At least when those explode it's just my dreams being shattered.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Remarkable to discover this individual is actually more unpleasant than I knew! #bbcqt

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Mine was slightly different, still useless.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

One of the most sensible and thoughtful panel guests in a long, long time on #bbcqt

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Just say 'I don't care what Tony Blair thinks' man and move on. #C4News

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Isn't this weasels credibility shot to the point where his inclusion in any political debate is pointless? #bbcqt

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The title on the listing was enough for me to give the #C4News a complete miss tonight.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

#C4News, usually measured and sensible, is a ball of giddy excitement tonight. It seems to be trying to make the news it wants to happen rather than reporting on it.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Dude, you're in the money.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

This Chukka Khan routine on #BGT is a little dull. Sorry.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Zuckerberg has built a machine that asks the same question five times, thanks you for your patience, and charges you for the privilege. At least Kafka's bureaucrats were human. This is indifference automated, monetised, and given a logo. #facebook #swines

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

BREAKING: Rise in wet people linked to more people standing in rain. Stunning work from the BBC here. Next week: increase in headaches linked to people hitting themselves with frying pans. Give the reporter a Pulitzer.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"Trump lied today" is a sentence that's true on any day you choose to say it.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

A man who has committed adultery, fraud and sexual assault is now threatening the Pope whilst explaining what Jesus would have wanted. One almost regrets being an atheist, this is precisely the sort of thing one would pray to be spared.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The Telegraph, alarmed that a party currently holding four parliamentary seats might one day govern Britain and immediately summon 4.4 million migrants, has helpfully commissioned a graph. One admires the precision of the hysteria.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Not my work, creator unknown to me - but it did make the smile.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Yeah, me too little fella, me too.!

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I don't think I've ever seen anyone so ready to board a train in my life.!

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I'm not typically a fan of shaming anyone about their body, but this is arguably the exception I'm going to allow..

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

A man whose country needed Britain's intelligence, bases, and blood to fight every serious conflict since 1939 now suggests we weren't there for him. The ingratitude is matched only by the ignorance.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Paul McNamara conducting a good interview with the ever slippery Farage. #C4News

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Yup Part of the reason I didn't get another #Tesla

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I'm not much liking this chap. #C4News

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Trump celebrates a decorated veteran's death with gleeful malice. Mueller served his country for decades - Marine, prosecutor, FBI Director. His reward: the President of the United States publicly rejoicing at his passing. Depravity beyond comprehension, applauded by thousands.

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Reform told the same lie about North Sea oil last week. It's a different Reform tit saying it this week, but it's the same lie. #bbcqt

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Correspondents like this lady from #C4News risk so much to keep us informed. I'm continually impressed. If it wasn't for people like her we'd have nothing but the governments version of events..!

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Marcus @marcusuk.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

"Before Spotify ruined everything, this is how we carried our music to parties. Took three D-batteries the size of bricks and gave you shoulders like a weightlifter. Now look at us - streaming millions of songs but we can't lift a shopping bag!"