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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 16h

20 years ago, my then 10 year old kid proclaimed such a thing. Then I asked him to tell me the square root of 4. That was the beginning of eating humble pie for breakfast every day.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watching Bob Ross doing an hour long instructional and he's applying liquid white for "wet on wet by doing these long and hard horizontal and vertical strokes..." He turns to the camera, winks, and with a big, rambunctious grin he says, "That's up and down..." My god I really miss Bob Ross.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Electric car compressors aren't belt driven, they're high voltage electric motor driven. I'm not familiar with the R2, but its probably a safe bet that the ac system also works in conjunction with a radiator to keep the battery cool and that my friends is an expensive fix.

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Old DeuTaranomy🧶⚒️ @kindofstrange.com · 04/10/2026

Fave Kids in the Hall sketch? Inexplicably, this one youtu.be/JbegaT5CDfM?...

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Kids in the Hall - Never Put Salt in Your Eyes

YouTube video by SpongeBath ShitPants

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Brain Candy was pretty clever but, to this day, I do the reoccurring, "I'm squishing your head!" bit in public. Only once has someone deployed anti head squishing maneuvers. And, once and a while someone tries to squish back! Adulting should not suck all the time.

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Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!

ALT: Kids In The Hall: Crushing Your Head!

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Terrance and Phillip were planted by the crafty CSIS in Eric's office to provide false intel for exactly this occasion... 🤣 Honestly, that would be the funniest thing ever.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Real "men" don't rape a woman who has passed out from too many drinks, and invite their friends over to participate. Real Men would make sure any person who has had too much to drink is completely safe. Period.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No, the headline is, "Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Use ChatGPT To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future."

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm 100% gonna steal, "Mike Litoris" but Ill go ahead and smash that heart button first. Manners n'stuff. Side note, anyone gonna give this fella credit? That's genius.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You're either team Toxic Crusaders or team Toxxic Avenger, cause their ain't no team Toxic Avenger....Assemble!

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🤪😂🙃🙃😁😜... I knew it. 😆

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

... and Republicans, Catholic Priests, Youth Pastors, the Police, Conservative Politicians, Billionaires... Did I miss anything?

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Grotesque is a noun and an adjective here...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My box of F**KS to give is on empty. We told them this would happen. Now we all suffer higher prices on everything. Hope they enjoy working at Walmart for minimum wage.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Kenny Rogers! Willie Nelson says hi ;-)

Movie: Our Idiot Brother - Paul Rudd with the dog "Willie Nelson"

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Something something Kegseth using Signal to discuss national secrets... Something, something, Patel's password is, password. It's only a matter of time before the US undergoes a significant attack, because of these room temp IQ nitwits, and this time, the rest of the world will do nothing.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Prison? Trump would've taken out a full page ad in the NYT calling for their public execution.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Excellent... Anyone want to write up the screenplay?

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Those sneaky fly by night Chinese eCommerce seed peddlers. Trying to get us with those "F1 Artic Cucumber" seeds, when in reality, each of these seeds is an alien being that will mature overnight and invade us from my garden! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! That sounds like a pretty groovy sci-fi movie imo;-)

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah. I call deliberate graffiti.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have an idea, how about get rid of your police, who suck $186,000,000 million a year. 40% of the city's total operating budget. Most of the "crime" in that city is burglary. Less than 13% of which are "solved." That's 186 million for 635 prosecutions. www.wusf.org/environment/...

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St. Petersburg voters will be asked to authorize bonds to speed up protecting the city's utilities

The GO (General Obligation) Bond would fund $600 million in improvements to speed up protection of the city's wastewater, drinking water and flood protection programs.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This was amongst the very first toys I sculpted back in 2017. The original was shaped using Apoxie two part sculpting resin. It makes its first appearance on the Uberrime Insta account in early 2018. Just a few years ago I swapped the base with our 3d printed "puck" with the brand logo in it.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rick "Captain defraud Medicare by 1.2 billion" Scott says what BS lie about Obamacare? Last I checked, the marketplace IS in fact private sector insurance plans, that used to have significant government supplied supplements applied. This man is a monster.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Chef Here. Plain, 1/8# or 2 ounces (McDonalds patty is 1.6oz) burgers @ Dicks are $2.50, condiments are extra @ $0.20 each. Wholesale ground beef is about $4 a pound so $0.25 an ounce. $0.50 Patty $0.50 Bun - this is an ish.. $0.10 wrapper Cost $1.20 Not bad. Not getting rich but not bad.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Replaced my broken since 2005 1967 Packard Bell mechanical record player with a Pro-Ject a year ago and have slowly been re-building a library of vinyl ever since. I want to own my music in analog. Currently spinning Fear Inoculum side B. 2:3:4:5:6:7...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FOR REAL. Seriously. Inundated with it on all platforms.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The "My son identifies as a cat" parody videos have finally caught on. This is the third maga nutjob video today. The right lost their goddam mind over the my kid is a cat video. The number of stitches and reposts with comments... My gawd. Even that dipshit Ben Shapiro was making content off it.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like the Onion, sometimes parody and satire are all too real. He held it together until he got to being an alpha... 😆 Someone hire this guy.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We'll have to keep abreast of this...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In 1998 just before my kid was born, I was working in Keystone Colorado as a chef for Vail Resorts. One of the culinary students asked if he could borrow my brand new Tool Ænima record, which I never got it back. Looking around now, that record goes for more than $2000 now. Prick...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I see the Jimothy account on Insta, and like Punch the 🐒, I'm 100% invested in that wonderful Trash Panda.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes, but there's still a cat so...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shared ChatGPT query - write a 5 paragraph essay about why rape is bad. Names: Matthew Ingalls Johnathan Newell Winston Lee Gillio Lopes Diego Sarabia Scott Norris Scott Kretzschmar Cornell statement, "Pretty much any male graduate of Cornell is guaranteed a captain cum sock rapey mcgee..."

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

After your review of the OG, I simply mentioned to our designer Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social that at some point we should consider a revisit of that model. Heavily bent, uncut, average size. Apparently "at some point" was disregarded. I went to bed and woke to two Dulce designs in the folder.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yup! They look like little fossils, which is pretty cool. In Florida these are actually native, however, I'm not sure this is a native species so not going in my yard.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Beware of Dharaseeds... While I did actually receive seeds, several are not what I ordered at all. The US addresses are all fake and the phone number is in the UK.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Nearly always I order from Johnny's Seeds or Eden Bros. They've always been really good. I was looking for Arctic Cucumber F1 in specific and came across an online seed store that looked really legit and no, it wasn't, at all. Seeds were drop shipped from China. These are Spiderwort seeds I think.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alright here we go. Red Cabbage, Nappa, Bok Choy, Cauliflower, Everglades Tomatoes, Vampire Peppers, Casper Pumpkin, Arctic Cucumber, Mojito Cucumber, and a few other things. Beets, carrots, turnips, onions, and pole beans were direct sow two weeks ago. Florida extended growing season...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

About a mm across. These were sent to me as "Cucumber, Arctic, F1" So yeah, not remotely close to cucumber seeds. What have we got here? Anyone?

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh hello there. 1968 Datsun 510. This one is 20k, far too spensiv for how I'd like to drive it. The fender mounted side mirrors are chef's kiss.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

CW - Adult Novelty Pic Below! . . . . . . . . . . . . Coming soon to a little custom made to order dong factory, an Opimus with a T base. Soft & Squishy Plug, Safe <Shatner Pause> for the rear end...

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just 37% of Texas republican voters report using social media as a source for news, where, they might get a fuller picture depending... The rest rely on FOX. This is exactly what low info voters look like. Negative stories of Paxton rarely, if ever, reach the republican voter base in Texas.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Not just racism, the absurdity of racism.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As the maker of actual dongs, here in Florida, I hate that association! 🤪

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