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Marco the Maker

@marcothemaker.bsky.social
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ADHD dog hooman. Leftie secular humanist. Retired chef now a Dildo Manufacturer @uberrimedildos.bsky.social I enjoy old and odd cars, video games, woodworking, painting, photography & growing food. Studied PolySci, History, English Lit & Culinary Arts.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A bare bones electric roadster model that looks like the one on the left for $35k or this one on the right priced at $130,0000? Id have stood in line for a week for the one on the left. Prediction here. Anyone? Beuller? 104 years of gorgeous cars... Jag is dead. They just don't know it yet.
Ian Callum's modernized silhouette of the classic Jaguar E-typeThe "boxy silhouette" of the new Type 01 electric.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's plenty more where he came from:
This utter piece of plague tinged rat excrement is called Kenneth Copeland. Hide your wallet. This utter piece of trash is Joel "not gonna house people in my mega expensive church during a hurricane" Osteen. T.D. Jakes or is it JD Takes from the naive... Rick Warren - He'll take Grandma and Grandpas money...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grotesque is a noun and an adjective here...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kenny Rogers! Willie Nelson says hi ;-)
Movie: Our Idiot Brother - Paul Rudd with the dog "Willie Nelson"
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright here we go. Red Cabbage, Nappa, Bok Choy, Cauliflower, Everglades Tomatoes, Vampire Peppers, Casper Pumpkin, Arctic Cucumber, Mojito Cucumber, and a few other things. Beets, carrots, turnips, onions, and pole beans were direct sow two weeks ago. Florida extended growing season...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
About a mm across. These were sent to me as "Cucumber, Arctic, F1" So yeah, not remotely close to cucumber seeds. What have we got here? Anyone?
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh hello there. 1968 Datsun 510. This one is 20k, far too spensiv for how I'd like to drive it. The fender mounted side mirrors are chef's kiss.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CW - Adult Novelty Pic Below! . . . . . . . . . . . . Coming soon to a little custom made to order dong factory, an Opimus with a T base. Soft & Squishy Plug, Safe <Shatner Pause> for the rear end...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Have you clicked around on the restaurants in the villages that are walking distance? There's not a lot of shopping going on in terms of groceries and getting to this town, its remote to say the least. PERFECT... Red arrow, I found the exact property looking around last time you posted this.
map screenshot.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In the background are the molds. The green molds are made with platinum silicone, the gray ones are rigid. We make the cores for the dual density toys in rigid molds so they're less likely to delaminate. Took me a good while to figure out that process and its still got a bit of a fail rate.
Plugs and molds
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Right after doing bumps off of a goat's ass, FBI Director Kash Patel defended a policy shift removing bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for job applicants during a Senate oversight hearing.
Kash Patel fucks goats.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Then did a few bumps off a goat's ass?
Kash Patel
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CW - Adult Novelties. . . . . . . . Fair warning, I make these things for a living so once and a while I post pics of these objects. The Vixi and the Nubbler vaginal plugs went live on our website, uberrime.com just a bit ago! Custom made to order in a choice of size, density, and colors.
The Vixi Vaginal Plug in ombre of UV Green to Purple being held in a hand. The Nubbler vaginal plug in an ombre of Pearl Pink to Vivid Indigo held in a hand.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
War juice free 16' Fiat 500 E. 2000 watt solar charges a big ole battery in the garage, which in turn charges this lil fella. We call it Luigi. Got a Slate coming in a few months for moving stuff around. I'll NEVER buy a war juicer again. Ever.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I keep a few of these close by anytime I see a post about Raphael Cruz.
Ted Cruz holing a bottle of Trump JizzTed Cruz with dildos and lubeTed Cruz loves dead kidsYes, Ted Cruz tried to ban sex toys.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've got a couple things here in my Ted Cruz folder...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz tried to ban sex toys. Seriously.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz been drinking the orange ejaculate.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz tried to make masturbation illegal. Seriously, he must be a blast at parties.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Introducing Couch Camo... Is DJ Vance visiting your house, Hotel, or AirB&B? Keep that pasty, eye shadow wearing weirdo away from your couch with the Couch Camo! A simple cover that you apply directly to your couch! Guaranteed to be demon semen free after his visit or your money back.
A couch with camo cover
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I should mention, getting pigments directly from the manufacturer will save some $. I have to buy the shift pigments as a kilo for $3000 each. Otherwise it's double that from a retailer or cosmetics distributor. Results like the pics attached are worth it. These were made with just 1 color.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For those of you who follow me because of these, well, I'm the leaker at the company. Sneaky peekie of two new custom made to order vag plugs. No safe for behind ummkay! Coming forthwith, or, when we get to it :) @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is where to be for official announcements!
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Marlee is relentlessly taunting Aengus. That's putting it somewhat mildly. She's a 20 pound bundle of plasma with massive bursts of energy that allow for 20 yard leaps straight off. I swear she's got JRT coursing through her blood stream I swear it. Best adoption ever. 😄😄😄
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The dilemma is real! REAL I SAY! I'm probably gonna need a few of these things.
Yellow, Orange, RedFun RainbowSerious Pearl and TealClassic VW Bus inspired White and Seafoam Green
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I set up a table in front of the house, next to the Little Free Library and stick a chalk board on the curb that says "Free Plants & Books" or "Free Veggies and Books" Nearly always the stuff disappears.
Free Plant DayFree Plant Day
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LOVE IT. Will never buy gas again.
2016 Fiat 500E
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I adopted this one, that looks like a cross between both of those puppers, last month. Marlee says hi from Orlando.
Marlee the pupper
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Aengus, the Wheaten from Orlando says, "Hi! Stay away from those little jerks... Yeah, I know, dad cut all my fur off cause it's like, 100º outside."
Aengus the Wheaten Terrier.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We've got one of those too. Returned THREE TIMES at just 18 months old. Marlee, who lives in Orlando, says HI JERRY! National Dog Day should be every day.
Marlee the dog!Marlee the dog!Puppy eyes
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two months after "it" was elected I put the first 12 beds in. I expanded it again this spring. Started composting this season and I'm getting better overall. I put seeds in my little free library and they go before the books do.
A dozen 8x4 garden beds.Garden beds with tomatoes, peppers, squash Newly installed round beds with cucumbers. I planted way too many. Around my back yard I have a dozen more beds, this one has "yard beans" which up until last week, have been giving us at least 5 pounds of green beans a week.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The answer to everything is, Dog. Everything.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And these room temperature IQ nitwits go to church on Sunday and think they are good people.
Screen shot of nitwits
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Took me a while to get this leather daddy gear.
My Leather Daddy outfit on PubG.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Creating chaos around the mid terms is the whole point. VOTE IN PERSON LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT.
🎧 The fight over mail-in voting is not over, NPR's Hansi Lo Wang says. The Supreme Court has not ruled on whether Trump's order is legal. The Justices only ruled that a Boston judge acted prematurely in June by concluding that Trump's directives exceeded presidential authority under the Constitution. Trump has said he issued his order to prevent illegal voting by non-U.S. citizens, despite numerous studies indicating that such incidents are incredibly rare. Colorado's Democratic Secretary of State Jena Griswold tells Lo Wang that there's real concern this order could create chaos for the midterms.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Kentucky Secretary of State has this company's officer and address on file for the whole world to see... If anyone is interested. This weasel, Jeffrey A Niklaus, didn't bother getting a PO box for his biz. I'm so, shocked... sosbes.sos.ky.gov/BusSearchNPr...
1191 Crenshaw Ln
Nicholasville, KY, 40356
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This bed has been a challenge since the start. This isn't perlite, I can't get anything to last in this bed so I let the soil dry out and now it's loaded, all the way through to the bottom with this. Is it mold? Anyone have a clue? It's NOT perlite.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Meanwhile, back at the lab, my electric Fiat, that I drive every single day, is charging fully on a 120v. I haven't bought gas in years and I'll never, ever go back to gas.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
20 pounds of pure puppy wonder.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Annabelle, Luna, Marlee, and Aengus. Marlee, the black & white one we adopted a month ago, was exactly the right sort for the pack.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Looking for a picture and came across this one. We stopped at the store and I was putting stuff in the back when these three had something to say about it...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A 1912 Baker electric car that was updated in 1960 with a solar roof. This added an extra 20 miles of range to a 50 mile charge. 26 square feet of solar cells in 19effin60... This tech has been around for 66 years.
A 1912 Baker Electric Car that was updated in 1960 with a roof mounted solar array.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In 1912, Baker Motor Vehicle Co began selling an EV w/ a top speed of 25 mph w/ 50 miles per charge range on a 72v system. In 1960 Dr. Charles Escoffery added 26 sqft of solar to the roof to charge those batteries, which added 20 miles of extra range a day. This tech has been around for 66 years.
1912 Baker electric car, converted to solar power. Dr. Escoffery modified that same, now 48 year old car in 1960 with 26 square feet of solar cells, which gave the battery pack an extra 20 miles of range in one day of charging. In 1960, this guy used off the shelf tech to demonstrate the concept and it worked...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Cptn Floof got a haircut.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Over on the Gram. Search for eclipse or solar eclipse. You'll be very glad you did. Some of the best pictures I've ever seen. Here's a really good one. www.instagram.com/reel/Db9yNb7...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Will a popular Amelia Earhart theory be proved? 'Something is there.'" www.usatoday.com/story/news/n... Screenshot below is the same spot on Google Maps. Nothing there... Also, some Brits inhabited this island, getting there just one year after Amelia & Fred's disappearance, for 20+ years.
Screenshot from Google Earth/Maps of the site in question. The plane itself is nearly 100 years old. That's 100 years of salt water, shifting sands, and pacific storms. IDK, I think its a waste of money chasing after this. Send Zuck or Bezos...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New bathroom decor at the shop.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They just love shooting kids in Texas...
Ted Cruz likes it when kids get shot...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My beloved Casper. Painting by @kelseypaintz.bsky.social Its perfect, thank you!
A painting of Casper the friendly dog. A picture of Casper the friendly dog.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sweet taters and rosemary on the table today.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Say hello to Marlee! We adopted her from Paw Fur Rescue on Thursday. She's a whatever breed and has quite literally moved right in.
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