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Kat

@excelddesigns.bsky.social
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Fantasy/Functional 3D dildographer | 18+ only | Experience from 2011 onward (DA/"Sheep") | She/her 🏳️‍🌈 35 | Designer at Uberrime | Freelance site is wildly in need of updates but listing it for record: sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns… | fdt

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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our newest fantasy vaginal plugs are here! The Vixi Demon (inspired by the Sensi) and the Nubbler Probe (a cervix-nudger.) Two wonderfully weird designs! Each available in 2 sizes, in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-pl…
A pile of fantasy dildos, except they're too short and narrow-based to be traditional dildos. Each has a phallic head with fantastical bumps, a bulging midsection lined with scales and bumps.Three angles of a different fantasy vaginal plug. This one is more tapered, with a nubby tip, a knot-like midsection, and a base that's also too narrow for safe anal use.The first plug, the Vixi, pictured laying on its side for a closer view of the side texture, which is all sculpted smooth.A hand holding the second design, the Nubbler, with its rounded nubby tips pointed upward.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm hiding most of the time so my absence won't be noted but fwiw I'm gonna fuck off to WI next weekend. Whatcha'll want? Aside from cheese. I already gotta take cow and cheese pics, so anything else I should look for I will.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sneaky sneaky peak The nubby one is for the folks who like cervix stuff. It's me, I'm folks, with a very self-serving design. But hey that's worked before!
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm rested! Here's this without the hand trauma attached! ER visit was a lot, so I'd like to move stuff. Selling a bunch of things, come have a look! Grab goodies and maybe a Mothman sites.google.com/view/yalesal...
Screenshot of Google photos showcasing 100 sex toys and a bunch of sewn mothman plushes
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Did a stupid thing and had an ER-worthy cut on my finger this morning. You can hold onto this, but there's nothing there yet. Same concept/layout as my previous digital yard sale, just dong focused for now. Will be adding to it. sites.google.com/view/yalesal...
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Uncover-ing my good soup
Photo of a sink full of dildos and soapy waterPhoto of the same dildos laid out on a black sheet, still wet from the bath
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
James was like, "please make a dick v plug" and I was like YES ACTUALLY It looks so good stretched too. Makes me want a hot do- uh, less narrow pelvic cavity real bad.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Our NEW vaginal plug is here! The Opimus is a chubby realistic phallic shape with exaggerated proportions to make it a snug fitting plug. Available in 4 sizes (from thick to CHONK) in your choice of firmness & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/vaginal-pl…
A pile of penis-shaped vaginal plugs on a stark white background.The 4 sizes of the Opimus Vaginal Plug in order from slimmest to the most thick. They're all nearly the same height, but get considerably thicker with each size. The proportions are stretched out, making the rounded head fatter and more cap-like as it sizes up.The largest Opimus Vaginal Plug pictured from three angles to show its potbellied shaft shape.A real person's hand holding the second size of the Opimus Vaginal Plug to show scale.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(psst)
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Instagram got the first peek at the next vag plug joining our line-up, but now it's your turn! This one is a realisticish phallic design. It'll be available in 4 sizes, starting with an "average" size and ending with an absolute whopper! And we have even more v plugs to come!
A 3D printer with 4 increasingly larger phallic vag plugs hanging upside down above the liquid resin bed. They're freshly finished printing.A second angle of the freshly printed vaginal plugs. They're abstractly dick-shaped, with very plump bodies.
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Frost || 3D Models & Reviews @3dfrost.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Faeles from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is an instant fave. It's not every day that I get a dildo that hits all the right spots, fills me up, and keeps me riding for hours, but this one blew past my expectations and has a permanent place beside my bed. Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-uberr...
A purple fantasy dildo with text: Uberrime Faeles.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Dulce, one of our best g-spot/prostate dildos, has been remodeled! Don't worry, we left that *deep* curve intact. The Dulce and the Dulce Uncut each come in 2 sizes. The realistic details on these new models are truly gorgeous! uberrime.com/a/search?q=dulce&optio…
Two variations of a realistic dildo with a bulbous head and a very tightly curved shaft.A pile of uncut realistic dildos in fantasy dildo colors.Two sizes of the Dulce standing next to a soda can for scale.A pile of circumcised realistic dildos in skin tones.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
C.W. ADULT TOYS BELOW While Mr. James finishes doing the listings on Shopify, I'm gonna show off some silicone handywork while those listings go live. The Dulce, both Cut and Uncut, were literally designed overnight when I mentioned to Kat that we should "consider" updating the model. uberrime.com
The Dulce Dildo, custom made to order in up to three colors and from soft and squishy to firm density silicone. The Dulce Dildo comes in two sizes, standard issue and much bigger.Cut, Uncut, the Dulce DildoThe Dulce in Skin Tones
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh okay Tentacoil. Still don't feel old yet.
"Tentacoil," my original sculpt from apparently 13 years ago, three castings in silicone sitting on a table with the mold.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Our latest release is a long time coming: FANTASY VAGINAL PLUGS! Three textured tentacles: Haliae (sculpted from Sensi), Thetis (sculpted from Suavis), and Galene. Each are available in 2 sizes, in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors! uberrime.com/collections/...
A pile of tentacle vaginal plugs on a white background. The plug is a tentacle forming a Sensi-like shape, with its tip curled into a prominent head, a sucker-lined midsection, and a narrow 'neck' leading into a narrow flared base that's not wide enough for safe anal use.Another pile of vaginal plugs laying on a white background. This tentacle is sculpted in a Suavis shape, with an angled body lined with suckers.A third pile of vaginal plugs on a white background. This tentacle is more squid-like, with a cup-shaped tip and broad body.A gloved hand squeezing a tentacle vaginal plug in the middle of a busy dildo-making studio.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Stranger came to me in glass armor and sent my soul to Oblivion 😃
Photo of a hand holding a dildo over a sink. The dildo is a medium Faeles from Uberrime
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This just popped out of nowhere, like I turned around and it had materialized on my desk. 1) what did I buy that came with this and b) why do I need a microscope to read it
Photo of a hand holding a small paper with impossibly small text. It reads, in part, "Dear customer, Congratulations on the purchase of your adult pleasure product! This customer information guide provides useful advice and tips on how to use and care for your product. Please keep this information for your reference," and then goes on a way. Much of the text is obscured by a thumb, because the text is tiny.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
🎂 I could write a lot about whatever "big" 35 is, the breaking down how I felt about the change over time yesterday, how I feel about it today, but you don't wanna read it and I just bought myself a project so that's what I'm gonna do. A set of drawers for next to the desk, ~fancy~
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
(I still exist, I'm just hidin' from life and doing work and playing games)
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Revolutionary new toys from artisans with deep investments into modeling and it's just stuff you find on Amazon. Not linking anything, I don't want the heat, just don't be taken by nonsense. Most of it has the maker mark too. I follow the am shop and recognize these immediately.
dildo on left at $99, identical to dildo on right at $30.99. Not debating safety - they're the same.dildo on left at A WHOPPING $147 when the same thing on the right is being sold for $36.99. Again not debating safety - it's the same thing.Trust me on this one? but it's the same dildo again, on left for $99 and on right for $34.99
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Mom sent me her adventure in washing her critters today and it put the biggest smile on my face. I also need to make more frogs and stuff for my niblings - my nephew likes Mom's frog a ton - it's just been a tiring year.
Mom's selection of critters set up on the edge of the tub, waiting bath time.Critters drying on a towel, facing each other, to which Mom says "I let them chat while they dried, just like ladies under hair dryers at the beauty shop..."
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
20% OFF *all* of our handmade toys, all weekend! Customs, ready-mades, random pours - if we made it, it's on sale. Discount is automatic and reflected in the cart, no need to remember a code! uberrime.com/collections
A graphic that says "BLACK FRIDAY, 20% OFF. DISCOUNT AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT. Sale does not include third party items such as vibes, lube, etc." There are a Cthulhu Dildo and a Bjarg Dragon Dildo photoshopped on either side of the graphic.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Went to Lover's Lane for a basic bullet vibe for... bugs, sifting bugs, and there were two Fascinus left and they looked lonely so I got one. Keep Cthulhu company until my Bjarg (which you HAVE seen) arrives.
Photo of wings of Cthulhu (fascinus style) and Fascinus dildos from UberrimePhoto of Cthulhu and Fascinus dildos being good buddies
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Sitting in my car charging my phone. Lost power just before 10pm last night - can't sleep without white noise (a fan - also loud 9-12" fan recommendations please), been awake for 27 hours since I woke up yesterday at 4am. The problem is the box in our back yard. Knocked out 5 blocks. From us.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Aboris! My big-chin-lizard-man-that's-definitely-not-from-that-game Mine's in small (I'm small it's okay), uberrime.com/products/the...
Photo of the Arboris Tree Dragon dildo from Uberrime, showing some greens and a gorgeous bronze base.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My small Raiju, jade shift and translucent (and as always, your camera never sees translucency the way you do) I got so much today and there are so many pictures and I cannot overload your feed with all of it. uberrime.com/products/the...
Raiju - "The Raiju Lightning Dragon Dildo" from Uberrime. Photo of a dildo in a lightbox, the color is primarily a colorshift green with astonishing blue hues to it.Another view of Raiju where some of the translucent (in this case unpigmented) silicone carves through the intensely bold colorshift. Jade!
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I might die It's okay.
photo in a lightbox of the Cthulhu dildo from Uberrime showing the face
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
screenshot of the Uberrime Cthulhu model - digital sculpt in zbrush with no additional colors or anything fancy about it, just angry Cthulhu face
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu! @excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster. The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three Cthulhu dildos lined up. They're shaped like the classic image of Cthulhu, with a cephalopodic head, stern face with detailed brow arches, tentacles spilling down from the face, and a base made of curled tentacles and small arched wings. The Cthulhu monster dildo pictured from an above angle to better show the detailed bumps and ridges of its head and the front half of the shaft.The Cthulhu Dildo pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster.Three Cthulhu Dildos lined up in a row, representing 3 different sizes.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Implying digital sculpture isn't real art and then using generative AI is pretty funny.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE! The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes. Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October! uberrime.com/products/the...
Three identical fantasy humanoid dildos lined up together, in different color combos. It has a phallic head, a extra long shaft covered in bumps and ridges, and a modest set of smooth balls. The Symbiont dildo pictured laying down. The phallic head has a almost horn-like bump on the tip.The Symbiont dildo pictured from above in a dark silver color. From this angle the vein-like ridges rippling up the side of the shaft are more apparent.The Symbiont pictured from 3 different angles to show its various textures.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I'm gonna dirty delete that. Here's the thing: objectively, my internals look picture perfect for a diagram of typical stuff in a medical setting. But they cause me an immense amount of trouble. That's it. That's the thing. I'm dealing with a great deal of dissonance as a result of it.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
New week, NEW MODEL! We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head. And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements. Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs.The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps.A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well.Three more Arboris in different colors.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Our newest fantasy model: Faeles! This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base. You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter... uberrime.com/a/search?q=f...
3 Faeles fantasy dildos lined up, viewed in side profile. It has a tapered, phallic head crowned with soft bumps, a long shaft with a curve to the top half, and a furry flared base. There's skin texture, bumps, and ridges down the shaft. The Faeles dildo pictured at an angle to show off the medial ring ridge halfway down the shaft.A closer view of the head, which is detailed with bumps and a urethral divot.Three angles of the Faeles dildo to show its textured surface from the back, side, and underside.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
NEW! The Atlan Biomechanical Dildo, another unique fantasy design from the creative mind of @excelddesigns.bsky.social! This curved, aesthetically textured model is semi-phallic in shape with an intricately detailed base. Custom in your choice of density & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical fantasy dildos standing upright in a line. They're curved, with a phallic-ish egg shaped head and a flared base. The base is detailed with unique linework and a clitoral nub jutting from the tip.The Atlan pictured from three different angles to show off its various texture details. There are ridges, circles, and patterns.Three Atlan tucked together, viewedfrom above. There's a collar-like ridge beneath the head.A closeup of the clitoral nub that's detailed on the top/tip of the flared base.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hey there groovy peeps! This toy, designed by @excelddesigns.bsky.social an original DA design is pretty Damn popular, so I made another size, ehh, Medium! A DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size is now a thing. Not too big, not too small, perfect if you want just a bit of girth from outta this world... 😝
DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size, single, ombre, and three color variants in a row.DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size next to a soda can for scaleDAMN ALIEN - Medium Size soft & squishy little alien nubs! DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size, top down view.
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Elementaltoys @elementaltoys.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Finally, Cholla is now available in M, L, L "Thick" and XL. Find it here: 0f64f6-8c.myshopify.com/products/cho... Beautiful sculpt by @excelddesigns.bsky.social
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Look familiar? These are the dildo size variants of our most popular vag plugs. I used several coats of primer, then a matte finish acrylic paint so the resulting toy will be slightly matte. Not silky lube hog matte, just slightly. Keep an eye out! I'm trying to get them done. Be excellent! Marco
Side view. Three 3D prints of upcoming dildos, shaped after our most popular vaginal plugs. Top view. Three 3D prints of upcoming dildos, shaped after our most popular vaginal plugs.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I am actually so tired.
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Luna/Serena/Sage @lunainvidia.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I work in adult retail and I needed a quick way to at least capture customer attention while they buy lube. So, with deep thanks to everyone who's already done the work, I've made a very bare bones flyer designed to be printed and handed out.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Our new Minima set, in our Ready Made rainbow assortment! "Ready Made" are toys that are already made and ready to ship. uberrime.com/collections/... The Minima are a collection of finger-sized dildos that we designed to offer a variety of sensations through shallow penetration.
A soda pop can pictured beside a line of 5 petite dildos with flared bases. Each dildo is a unique shape, including a gentle spiral, a few curves, a beaded shape, etc.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I'm just sayin'
Photo of six silicone dildos and a tiny addition. They're alternating which direction they're facing - up or down - with the little one kind of poking up cheekily. These are the Uberrime "Phantasia" line, mostly in custom colors that you could order from the site.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Some designs, sites.google.com/view/exceldd...
Pictures of a digital model - it's a humanoid dildo with some filigree and armor at the base.Pictures of a digital model - this is a curved fantasy dildo with a broad head and bumps. The underside is split, as if mutated.Pictures of a digital model - this is a somewhat felid dildo with a pointy head with bumps, and a shaft that swells with some armor plating and other bumps on it. The base has horns, like those found on some gargoyles.Pictures of a digital model - this is sort of an aquatic dildo with thick frills on the sides and an armored base.
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Xenocat Artifacts (18+) @xenocatartifacts.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Our "Pride Banner" Toys are Live! These are available to enter until July 1st, 2025 @ 11:00AM MST Entries are $10 and you could walk away with a of a kind products all for a good cause! 🏳️‍🌈100% of proceeds go to WyomingEquality🏳️‍🌈 Click here to Enter! shop.xenocat-artifacts.com/collections/...
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Gay Breakfast @ Nekocon @gaybreakfast.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.
The chill otter is laying down next to a phone with rainbow beams fanning out of it. They look at the phone and see it says June 1st, and after a brief contemplation, they snuggle up under a progress pride blanket, phone plugged in farther away.  It reads “It’s ok if you are tired. Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.”
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The Lunaris Werewolf Knot Dildo is one of our new Phantasia beginner-friendly fantasy toys. Lunaris's knot is sleek and oblong/ovular, making it easier to take than traditional bulbous knots. Find Lunaris and our other new toys in 2 sizes: uberrime.com/collections/...
Two werewolf dildos standing upright beside a soda pop can for scale. They're two sizes of the same toy. The head is phallic and tapered, with a subtly curved shaft and a low-profile knot. The base is detailed with fur shaping.The Lunaris werewolf dildo pictured from a slightly above angle, showing off the 'flatter' profile of the knot.The Lunaris Werewolf dildo pictured from another angle, showing off the raised, tapered tip of the head.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I had free rein on designing these and it was such a blessing 😊 We decided to use the revision of my old "Above Average Alien" from the DamnAverage days, but everything else was just "I want to do this" hahaha I'm so happy, everyone did marvelously. And look at the Equus, it's like cake!
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
🐉🧛👽🦄🐙🐺 Soon.
Three full rows of silicone dildo molds lined up on a stainless steel table. Each one is filled to the brim with different colored silicone mixes.The same table, now lined with dildos. But the poster has applied a photoshop blur over the toys so only their vague silhouettes and colors are discernable.
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Kat @excelddesigns.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
It was never "just colors," but a pattern of behavior. This same behavior, although this time feels far more egregious.
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Uberrime Dildos @uberrimedildos.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
If you haven't seen this teaser image of our upcoming fantasy toy line, you aren't subscribed to our email list! Find the sign-up at the bottom of any page on our site uberrime.com In exchange for letting me into your inbox a few times a month, you'll get a one time coupon code for 10% off.
A close up, cropped screen shot from a 3D sculpting program, featuring a peek at 6 individual fantasy dildos.
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