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Marco the Maker

@marcothemaker.bsky.social
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ADHD dog hooman. Leftie secular humanist. Retired chef now a Dildo Manufacturer @uberrimedildos.bsky.social I enjoy old cars, video games, woodworking, painting, photography & growing food. Studied PolySci, History, English Lit & Culinary Arts.

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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 17h
This was amongst the very first toys I sculpted back in 2017. The original was shaped using Apoxie two part sculpting resin. It makes its first appearance on the Uberrime Insta account in early 2018. Just a few years ago I swapped the base with our 3d printed "puck" with the brand logo in it.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 1998 just before my kid was born, I was working in Keystone Colorado as a chef for Vail Resorts. One of the culinary students asked if he could borrow my brand new Tool Ænima record, which I never got it back. Looking around now, that record goes for more than $2000 now. Prick...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see the Jimothy account on Insta, and like Punch the 🐒, I'm 100% invested in that wonderful Trash Panda.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright here we go. Red Cabbage, Nappa, Bok Choy, Cauliflower, Everglades Tomatoes, Vampire Peppers, Casper Pumpkin, Arctic Cucumber, Mojito Cucumber, and a few other things. Beets, carrots, turnips, onions, and pole beans were direct sow two weeks ago. Florida extended growing season...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
About a mm across. These were sent to me as "Cucumber, Arctic, F1" So yeah, not remotely close to cucumber seeds. What have we got here? Anyone?
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh hello there. 1968 Datsun 510. This one is 20k, far too spensiv for how I'd like to drive it. The fender mounted side mirrors are chef's kiss.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CW - Adult Novelty Pic Below! . . . . . . . . . . . . Coming soon to a little custom made to order dong factory, an Opimus with a T base. Soft & Squishy Plug, Safe <Shatner Pause> for the rear end...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Standing in the exceptionally long line to get into the Ozzy house at HHN, I had a thought about a scifi movie plot, a Dust style short. Billionaires have been secretly developing a method to make themselves immortal by editing their genetics. Alterations that take 100 years to switch fully on🧵
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Because credit matters: ETSY: www.etsy.com/shop/Sookiea... Insta: www.instagram.com/sookieandivy/ Insta: www.instagram.com/sookieandivy...
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SookieandIvyCrochet - Etsy
Shop Sookie and Ivy Crochet by SookieandIvyCrochet located in United States.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, zero forgiveness for W. He was Trump lite, same shit just with better manners. He belongs in prison, permanently.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning. Fuck War Juice.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Need a smile? This'll do.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You may have had a really bad weekend when you're mixing your Metamucil directly into prune juice.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For those of you who drive about 30 to 40 miles a day. I've had one of these, a 2016, for a few years now. Fiat 500 Electric. Their used price is going up. This one is $6500 for an electric car with 42K on a 100k battery. I will never sell mine. FUCK WAR JUICE. www.facebook.com/marketplace/...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"In the Republic there can be no organized police impunity," she said. "In the Republic, there cannot be a category of citizens who have the right of life or death over other citizens." Pay attention here.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Open this image and zoom in on the individual details. Takao is one of my favorite artists on this platform. I do have a lot of favorite artists.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Im feeling the need for a 1970's shitbox with three pedals, 90 horsepower, and rust in the rocker panels. Datsun 510?
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Five thousand dollars and a lifetime commitment did this. Imagine what could be accomplished with a few million in the right hands.. www.scmp.com/news/people-...
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‘Green miracle’: US teacher’s donation to China farmer turns into lush forest
‘You gave the trees life and watched them grow, just as parents take pride in their children,’ says Sakolsky.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A few words for my favorite upcoming day: Tonys Chocolonelys for the kids More importantly.... Bailey's in Shoe Shot Glasses for the adults. What costume could I be wearing this year?
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Right after doing bumps off of a goat's ass, FBI Director Kash Patel defended a policy shift removing bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for job applicants during a Senate oversight hearing.
Kash Patel fucks goats.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CW - Adult Novelties. . . . . . . . Fair warning, I make these things for a living so once and a while I post pics of these objects. The Vixi and the Nubbler vaginal plugs went live on our website, uberrime.com just a bit ago! Custom made to order in a choice of size, density, and colors.
The Vixi Vaginal Plug in ombre of UV Green to Purple being held in a hand. The Nubbler vaginal plug in an ombre of Pearl Pink to Vivid Indigo held in a hand.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nimbus...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ted Cruz tried to ban sex toys. Seriously.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was on my way to work listening to Howard Stern. They were joking about Pam Anderson, the usual. News came into the studio and as they looked out the window there was an "oh my god, what a horrible accident," from Stern. Someone mentioned they had goosebumps in shock. A few minutes later we knew.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big Brother is here, in your living room LG TV is spying on you... youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...
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216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV Problem
YouTube video by Gamers Nexus
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I originally came to this platform to free myself from the fascist bot farm. Finding my favorite artists again, I came across this account. If you're here for similar interests, give this account a follow. One day I'll get an OG from Takao in my home. One day.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is called food insecurity and it kinda feels deliberate, doesn't it. When we create the conditions for companies to do bad shit, they will. Another brand to scratch off the list, permanently, Made Fresh Salads Inc. www.newsweek.com/cream-cheese...
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Cream cheese and deli salads recalled after listeria detected by FDA
Made Fresh Salads Inc. has recalled cream cheese and deli salads after FDA tests found listeria contamination.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reminder. The pigs shoot and kill over 10,000 dogs every year. That's over 30 a day. For starters: End qualified immunity End taxes paying for lawsuits Immediately charge pigs for violating civil rights End pigs doing well checks Expand social workers in police business. I'm not a fan of pigs.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For those of you who follow me because of these, well, I'm the leaker at the company. Sneaky peekie of two new custom made to order vag plugs. No safe for behind ummkay! Coming forthwith, or, when we get to it :) @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is where to be for official announcements!
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Marlee is relentlessly taunting Aengus. That's putting it somewhat mildly. She's a 20 pound bundle of plasma with massive bursts of energy that allow for 20 yard leaps straight off. I swear she's got JRT coursing through her blood stream I swear it. Best adoption ever. 😄😄😄
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm not a fan of the source here, but I'm also not remotely a fan of the pigs, nor the idea that they have access to uninhibited amounts of personal data with Flock. This story is the perfect example of why I have utter distain for both. reason.com/2026/09/02/w...
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Wisconsin cops used Flock over 100 times to track a Navy veteran after he lawfully recorded a traffic stop
A lawsuit claims the Waukesha County Sheriff’s Office used the cameras in retaliation against the vet for exercising his First Amendment right.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
2 months I drilled holes in a 50 gal trash bin, added grass clippings, one bag of sand, a bunch of trimmings from the garden, a little water, covered and forgot for two months. I added some worms last month. I keep veggie scraps in the freezer and dump them in, several pounds a week. Got compost...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm 100% aware that voting in person is not in the cards for a lot of people. I own a mail order biz & can attest that the USPS is slower now than it has ever been. Frequently missing delivery dates, stalled deliveries, priority mail taking 2 weeks for no apparent reason. Vote in person if you can.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAAHAAAA! Only the best people... I have zero empathy left for pieces of plague tinged rat excrement like this. Zero fucks to give. www.cnn.com/2026/08/28/u...
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Right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE | CNN
Controversial British figure Milo Yiannopoulos, who gained a reputation as a right-wing provocateur more than a decade ago, has been detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Department of ...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Tim Lauer, a spokesperson for Pirro’s Washington-based office, noted that it’s a grand jury’s job — not prosecutors’ — to decide whether to hand up an indictment." So what Tim is saying is that Grand Jury are just walking around Washington deciding who to prosecute? apnews.com/article/jean...
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Watchdog files bar complaint against Jeanine Pirro over bid to indict 6 Democratic lawmakers
A legal watchdog says it has filed bar complaints accusing U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro and two lieutenants of violating their ethical duties in seeking to charge six Democratic lawmakers with federal ...
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Optimus Prime has left the planet. Had enough of the humans he has.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't want him to die. I want him and his whole family behind bars. All of their assets seized. All of the sycophants thrown in prison. His properties bulldozed and turned into parks, all named after Obama. I want him to suffer, for years, not die.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Back in 86' there was a theater called Shea Cineplex in Scottsdale that after midnight ran RHPS for just ¢.50 every single night, on every screen. The place was packed, every night, for years. Cosplay was amazing, people would get up and sing and dance. The world was better with Tim Curry in it.
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Tim Curry Laughing as Pirate Captain
Alt: Tim Curry. The brilliance of being an actual beloved Muppet.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GADDAMMIT!
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Death from measles is a choice. Allowing your kids to die from measles is also a choice. I vote that adults that make this "choice" should have to wear a shirt and hat that says "I kill kids."
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The answer to everything is, Dog. Everything.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dear god. Please stop taking the best of us. There's a fairly substantial list of the most evil, plague tinged rat excrement people the world has ever known that are hell bent on destroying everything and murdering millions. Were done being tested. Signed, A pissed off secular humanist
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Birds feel the beat
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So, my guilty pleasure is PubG on PS5. On the outskirts, got a car, no other players around, got a bunch of buildings full of loot. Got: pistol, SMG, the new LMG with all the attachments, tons of gear with a LVL 3 backpack. Ready... Open the front door, got sniped in the head. Turns off console.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What in the fucking fucked up shite is this? -or- What in the flocking flocked up shite is this? -or- What in the fracking fracked up shite is this? -or a combination- What in the fracking flocked up shite is this? Funny how both the alternatives are in fact substantially worse than fuck.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Creating chaos around the mid terms is the whole point. VOTE IN PERSON LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT.
🎧 The fight over mail-in voting is not over, NPR's Hansi Lo Wang says. The Supreme Court has not ruled on whether Trump's order is legal. The Justices only ruled that a Boston judge acted prematurely in June by concluding that Trump's directives exceeded presidential authority under the Constitution. Trump has said he issued his order to prevent illegal voting by non-U.S. citizens, despite numerous studies indicating that such incidents are incredibly rare. Colorado's Democratic Secretary of State Jena Griswold tells Lo Wang that there's real concern this order could create chaos for the midterms.
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Trump Beef. Its people...
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Ha Charleton Heston
Alt: Soilent green.. Its people.
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Tips for small restaurants: Check prices on your invoices every 4 months Get 2-3 bids on your inventory every 6 months Make your menu smaller Make friends w HVAC & Plumber peeps Dont be afraid to fire/hire Get a delivery service - negotiate rates Tell unruly customers to get fucked Don't use Sysco
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Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So, what this really means, if you're brown, going to the hospital means deportation. This is in Polk county Florida, the plague tinged rat shit pigs that already terrorize a predominantly Hispanic community. There is little doubt that we now live in THAT shithole country.
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