Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 17hThis was amongst the very first toys I sculpted back in 2017. The original was shaped using Apoxie two part sculpting resin. It makes its first appearance on the Uberrime Insta account in early 2018. Just a few years ago I swapped the base with our 3d printed "puck" with the brand logo in it. 031
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In 1998 just before my kid was born, I was working in Keystone Colorado as a chef for Vail Resorts. One of the culinary students asked if he could borrow my brand new Tool Ænima record, which I never got it back. Looking around now, that record goes for more than $2000 now. Prick... 011
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I see the Jimothy account on Insta, and like Punch the 🐒, I'm 100% invested in that wonderful Trash Panda. 010
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Alright here we go. Red Cabbage, Nappa, Bok Choy, Cauliflower, Everglades Tomatoes, Vampire Peppers, Casper Pumpkin, Arctic Cucumber, Mojito Cucumber, and a few other things. Beets, carrots, turnips, onions, and pole beans were direct sow two weeks ago. Florida extended growing season... 030
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026About a mm across. These were sent to me as "Cucumber, Arctic, F1" So yeah, not remotely close to cucumber seeds. What have we got here? Anyone? 220
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh hello there. 1968 Datsun 510. This one is 20k, far too spensiv for how I'd like to drive it. The fender mounted side mirrors are chef's kiss. 020
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026CW - Adult Novelty Pic Below! . . . . . . . . . . . . Coming soon to a little custom made to order dong factory, an Opimus with a T base. Soft & Squishy Plug, Safe <Shatner Pause> for the rear end... 092
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Standing in the exceptionally long line to get into the Ozzy house at HHN, I had a thought about a scifi movie plot, a Dust style short. Billionaires have been secretly developing a method to make themselves immortal by editing their genetics. Alterations that take 100 years to switch fully on🧵 110
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Because credit matters: ETSY: www.etsy.com/shop/Sookiea... Insta: www.instagram.com/sookieandivy/ Insta: www.instagram.com/sookieandivy...etsy.comSookieandIvyCrochet - EtsyShop Sookie and Ivy Crochet by SookieandIvyCrochet located in United States. 031
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No, zero forgiveness for W. He was Trump lite, same shit just with better manners. He belongs in prison, permanently. 031
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You may have had a really bad weekend when you're mixing your Metamucil directly into prune juice. 110
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026For those of you who drive about 30 to 40 miles a day. I've had one of these, a 2016, for a few years now. Fiat 500 Electric. Their used price is going up. This one is $6500 for an electric car with 42K on a 100k battery. I will never sell mine. FUCK WAR JUICE. www.facebook.com/marketplace/...facebook.comFacebook 050
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"In the Republic there can be no organized police impunity," she said. "In the Republic, there cannot be a category of citizens who have the right of life or death over other citizens." Pay attention here. 110
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Open this image and zoom in on the individual details. Takao is one of my favorite artists on this platform. I do have a lot of favorite artists. 110
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Im feeling the need for a 1970's shitbox with three pedals, 90 horsepower, and rust in the rocker panels. Datsun 510? 040
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Five thousand dollars and a lifetime commitment did this. Imagine what could be accomplished with a few million in the right hands.. www.scmp.com/news/people-...scmp.com‘Green miracle’: US teacher’s donation to China farmer turns into lush forest‘You gave the trees life and watched them grow, just as parents take pride in their children,’ says Sakolsky. 030
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A few words for my favorite upcoming day: Tonys Chocolonelys for the kids More importantly.... Bailey's in Shoe Shot Glasses for the adults. What costume could I be wearing this year? 010
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Right after doing bumps off of a goat's ass, FBI Director Kash Patel defended a policy shift removing bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for job applicants during a Senate oversight hearing. 110
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026CW - Adult Novelties. . . . . . . . Fair warning, I make these things for a living so once and a while I post pics of these objects. The Vixi and the Nubbler vaginal plugs went live on our website, uberrime.com just a bit ago! Custom made to order in a choice of size, density, and colors. 1112
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ted Cruz tried to ban sex toys. Seriously. 010
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was on my way to work listening to Howard Stern. They were joking about Pam Anderson, the usual. News came into the studio and as they looked out the window there was an "oh my god, what a horrible accident," from Stern. Someone mentioned they had goosebumps in shock. A few minutes later we knew. 030
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Big Brother is here, in your living room LG TV is spying on you... youtu.be/6IFVTcM28KA?...youtu.be216,000,000 Spy TVs | The LG Smart TV ProblemYouTube video by Gamers Nexus 000
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I originally came to this platform to free myself from the fascist bot farm. Finding my favorite artists again, I came across this account. If you're here for similar interests, give this account a follow. One day I'll get an OG from Takao in my home. One day. 121
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is called food insecurity and it kinda feels deliberate, doesn't it. When we create the conditions for companies to do bad shit, they will. Another brand to scratch off the list, permanently, Made Fresh Salads Inc. www.newsweek.com/cream-cheese...newsweek.comCream cheese and deli salads recalled after listeria detected by FDAMade Fresh Salads Inc. has recalled cream cheese and deli salads after FDA tests found listeria contamination. 010
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Reminder. The pigs shoot and kill over 10,000 dogs every year. That's over 30 a day. For starters: End qualified immunity End taxes paying for lawsuits Immediately charge pigs for violating civil rights End pigs doing well checks Expand social workers in police business. I'm not a fan of pigs. 030
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026For those of you who follow me because of these, well, I'm the leaker at the company. Sneaky peekie of two new custom made to order vag plugs. No safe for behind ummkay! Coming forthwith, or, when we get to it :) @uberrimedildos.bsky.social is where to be for official announcements! 1254
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Marlee is relentlessly taunting Aengus. That's putting it somewhat mildly. She's a 20 pound bundle of plasma with massive bursts of energy that allow for 20 yard leaps straight off. I swear she's got JRT coursing through her blood stream I swear it. Best adoption ever. 😄😄😄 051
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm not a fan of the source here, but I'm also not remotely a fan of the pigs, nor the idea that they have access to uninhibited amounts of personal data with Flock. This story is the perfect example of why I have utter distain for both. reason.com/2026/09/02/w...reason.comWisconsin cops used Flock over 100 times to track a Navy veteran after he lawfully recorded a traffic stopA lawsuit claims the Waukesha County Sheriff’s Office used the cameras in retaliation against the vet for exercising his First Amendment right. 021
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 02/09/20262 months I drilled holes in a 50 gal trash bin, added grass clippings, one bag of sand, a bunch of trimmings from the garden, a little water, covered and forgot for two months. I added some worms last month. I keep veggie scraps in the freezer and dump them in, several pounds a week. Got compost... 010
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I'm 100% aware that voting in person is not in the cards for a lot of people. I own a mail order biz & can attest that the USPS is slower now than it has ever been. Frequently missing delivery dates, stalled deliveries, priority mail taking 2 weeks for no apparent reason. Vote in person if you can. 110
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHAAAHAAAAAHAAAA! Only the best people... I have zero empathy left for pieces of plague tinged rat excrement like this. Zero fucks to give. www.cnn.com/2026/08/28/u...cnn.comRight-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos detained by ICE | CNNControversial British figure Milo Yiannopoulos, who gained a reputation as a right-wing provocateur more than a decade ago, has been detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the Department of ... 010
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"Tim Lauer, a spokesperson for Pirro’s Washington-based office, noted that it’s a grand jury’s job — not prosecutors’ — to decide whether to hand up an indictment." So what Tim is saying is that Grand Jury are just walking around Washington deciding who to prosecute? apnews.com/article/jean...apnews.comWatchdog files bar complaint against Jeanine Pirro over bid to indict 6 Democratic lawmakersA legal watchdog says it has filed bar complaints accusing U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro and two lieutenants of violating their ethical duties in seeking to charge six Democratic lawmakers with federal ... 011
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Optimus Prime has left the planet. Had enough of the humans he has. 030
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I don't want him to die. I want him and his whole family behind bars. All of their assets seized. All of the sycophants thrown in prison. His properties bulldozed and turned into parks, all named after Obama. I want him to suffer, for years, not die. 040
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Back in 86' there was a theater called Shea Cineplex in Scottsdale that after midnight ran RHPS for just ¢.50 every single night, on every screen. The place was packed, every night, for years. Cosplay was amazing, people would get up and sing and dance. The world was better with Tim Curry in it.static.klipy.comTim Curry Laughing as Pirate CaptainAlt: Tim Curry. The brilliance of being an actual beloved Muppet. 170
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Death from measles is a choice. Allowing your kids to die from measles is also a choice. I vote that adults that make this "choice" should have to wear a shirt and hat that says "I kill kids." 120
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The answer to everything is, Dog. Everything. 040
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dear god. Please stop taking the best of us. There's a fairly substantial list of the most evil, plague tinged rat excrement people the world has ever known that are hell bent on destroying everything and murdering millions. Were done being tested. Signed, A pissed off secular humanist 040
Reposted by Marco the MakerContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Birds feel the beat 1063154629
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So, my guilty pleasure is PubG on PS5. On the outskirts, got a car, no other players around, got a bunch of buildings full of loot. Got: pistol, SMG, the new LMG with all the attachments, tons of gear with a LVL 3 backpack. Ready... Open the front door, got sniped in the head. Turns off console. 100
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026What in the fucking fucked up shite is this? -or- What in the flocking flocked up shite is this? -or- What in the fracking fracked up shite is this? -or a combination- What in the fracking flocked up shite is this? Funny how both the alternatives are in fact substantially worse than fuck. 000
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Creating chaos around the mid terms is the whole point. VOTE IN PERSON LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT. 011
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Trump Beef. Its people...static.klipy.comHa Charleton HestonAlt: Soilent green.. Its people. 000
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Tips for small restaurants: Check prices on your invoices every 4 months Get 2-3 bids on your inventory every 6 months Make your menu smaller Make friends w HVAC & Plumber peeps Dont be afraid to fire/hire Get a delivery service - negotiate rates Tell unruly customers to get fucked Don't use Sysco 020
Marco the Maker @marcothemaker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So, what this really means, if you're brown, going to the hospital means deportation. This is in Polk county Florida, the plague tinged rat shit pigs that already terrorize a predominantly Hispanic community. There is little doubt that we now live in THAT shithole country. 010