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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 3h

"Exit, pursued by a bear” Antigonus, aside: Methinks the lasses speak true, ‘tis most preferable.

Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A network TV series where an aging Joanie Cunningham has sadly become a compulsive hoarder New this fall: ‘Joanie Loves Tchotchkes’ If you get this joke, don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In real life: invasive species thrive because they have no natural predators Sci-fi novels: EVERYTHING ON THIS ALIEN PLANET IS TRYING TO KILL US!!!

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A meeting of Ear, Nose, and Throat doctors should be called an ENTmoot.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Cenobite : We have such sights to show you 😈 [cut to cenobites and you on top of a hop-on double decker tour bus, animatedly pointing out things]

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Yet another of the wrong 80 year olds have died. #RIPTimCurry

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Free idea for a computer themed drag queen name: Charles Boobage.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Stop by the awesome feed of @theanastasia.bsky.social , enjoy the content, and wish her a happy birthday! You will be glad you did (and she’ll be too) Also be sure to check out her hilarious web comic, @capybarasatwork.bsky.social

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

[looks down at open wallet with a single moth fluttering out of it in one hand, and structured settlement agreement in the other] If only there was an 877 phone number that could help with this situation …

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m replacing the word “onerous” with “onanous” when talking with others at work. Just, quite appropriately, to amuse myself.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“Quesadilla” is Spanish for “what sadilla“

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Face Off 2: Face On Tag line: “Two Face, Too Furious”

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Wife: How many animatronic Jack Sparrows are there on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney world? Three? Me: Yes, and there would have been more but the ride designers were … out of their Depps. I’ll be chasing this pun high for a long time.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When a French person gets hurt they get a la boo-boo.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

An increasingly confused Trump has now shifted from blaming Vandals for the reflecting pool damage to blaming the Visigoths.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

When your butt gets big from too much bread, that called a Glutinous Maximus

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Karly Coleman @szaracat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Erm, the verb tense is wrong! I am still reporting #yegbike traffic, but now it’s Tuesdays on @marcmack.bsky.social’s Toast Marketing Board at 8 am. Starting August 4, we’ll be doing a book review on Jane Jacob’s “Dark Age Ahead”

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

How long do you think the British Museum will remain in business now that AI took over its job of stealing art I’m worried you guys.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Never trust an iceberg when it says “Just the tip”

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

People say they’re using the Socratic method, but fail to drink hemlock. Weak.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The existence of smash burgers implies the existence of pass burgers.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Who decided to call it the matriarchy, and not the punani state?

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The final on the French literature test is just not giggling when you say Honoré de Balzac.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

When you think about it, the Donner party was kind of a pot luck.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Keep your food for thought, I’ll stick to my beverages for feelings.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

“Love isn’t a noun. It’s a verb,” I said. But apparently it’s both, so I only got half marks on that question.

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It's TheGirlPie! @thegirlpie.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

IDKWNK *I don’t know, will never know

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Nevertheless he persistently mansplained.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

They say there are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing matters, and the other is as though everything does. But they were all of them deceived, for another way to live your life was made, forged in secret, a master way to live your life to control all others.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Hey! I interviewed John Linnell of They Might Be Giants! The interview was to air last week, but it was delayed to April 21, at ~7:20 am MDT (that’s 6:20 am PDT, 9:20 EDT, and I’ll rely on you to do other math as needed). Tune in at 88.5 fm in #yeg or listen live at CJSR. com

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

A brief promotional statement about a small European country is called a Luxemblurb.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

The manosphere is neither a sphere, nor populated by men. Follow me for more fun facts!

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Next time anyone shows you pictures of their new baby, just scoff, say “AI,” and turn away.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Eyelets are the window to the sole.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

“Olil,” Yoda texted back to my funny meme

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

My meagre photoshopping skills on full display!

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

A new app for people who ostensibly speak English as their one and only language, but somehow still haven’t mastered it: Monolingo

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

This Wikipedia page on Lepoidae has really lead me down a rabbit hole.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

In Canada, we call it the 914.4 meter stare.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

You know when a work meeting ends early and your boss says, "I'll give you back your time"? I found out what not to reply is, "What about my soul?"

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

[hitting on my friend’s side piece] So … is there a mister-ess?

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

“Not purring, huh? Let me look up your account … ah. I see you’re on Cat Basic. You’ll need at least Cat Plus to get the purring, or Cat Premium for head bumps” Coming soon: CaaS (Cat as a Service)

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

“Ugh, fine. I don’t want to get a failing grade, so I guess I’ll do the cursing for all of us” The Blair Witch Group Project

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

When they tell you they have the gift of gab, and you’re just hoping they have a gift receipt.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

The lemon is a hybrid of the citron and the bitter orange, possibly first appearing in the 1st millennium BC in what is now northeastern India. Life never *gave* us lemons. We fucking made them.

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Perpetually disappointed that this book isn’t real

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Marcus-bo-MacKenzie @marcmack.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Why doesn’t the doctor ever pull out her pad and say “I’m writing you a prescription for butter and cream, and I’m putting you on daily bacon”

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