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Marcelo Hessel

@marcelohessel.bsky.social
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Editor, crítico e apresentador. Omelete, CCXP. IG @marcelohessel

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gio @giovanni.bsky.social · 12h
além de tudo de ruim, se o flávio ganhar vão voltar os gritos de “ei bolsonaro vai tomar no cu” em todos os shows. é isso mesmo que o brasil quer???
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𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔧𝔞 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔞 @conchatorres.bsky.social · 12h
VAI CORINTHIANS
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 19h
Identitário é 3 milhões de eleitores do pavanato usarem a mesma calça skinny o resto é essa papagaiada importada
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abadá @aphelionn.bsky.social · 22h
sinal de que a profecia do "pior q tá não fica" finalmente se cumpriu
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chanceler rapositos @raposatriste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a resposta virá nos charts
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Neminha 🦇👻💀⚰️ @nemanema.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A eleitora do ES que teve que ser escoltada pela polícia pois foi votar assim, muito diva na moral
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The Wire Magazine @thewiremagazine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today is the 100th anniversary of the birth of John Coltrane. To mark it we have selected a number of essays and reviews from back issues of The Wire going back over 40 years, all attempting to come to an understanding of the meaning and significance of Coltrane’s life and music.
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 21/09/2026
"two brains"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Willow Catelyn Maclay @willowcatelyn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I tend to like the RESIDENT EVIL movies, and I liked this one too, but in a disposable sort of way. It's certainly one you'll want to see with an engaged crowd. www.patreon.com/willowcately...
There’s a tense action sequence in Resident Evil when the fuckboy protagonist Bryan (Austin Abrams) finally figures out how to use a pistol, and he uses the last bullet to great effect and he triumphantly shouts “video games!”. It’s meant to signal that at last video games and cinema have become bedfellows. The truth of the matter between video games and cinema is far murkier, and has a complex history of its own. The prevailing idea for decades has been that video game movies are routinely bad, and while this is essentially true, it is not entirely comprehensive either. There have been imaginative directors who brought their own spin to the source material of video games to great effect, including Paul W.S. Anderson’s numerous Resident Evil films. Anderson’s pictures were intelligent about the respawn mechanic in video games and showcased this through the heroine Alice (Mila Jovovich) and her increasingly fragmented and warped sense of identity. By the time of Resident Evil: Retribution and The Final Chapter they had become downright Oshii-ian in her search for closure around her identity as a woman, a hero, a program and a mother. Those films were not especially well regarded in gaming communities because they never directly addressed what it was like to play a Resident Evil game, and they were not especially interested in recreating the narratives of those games either. Anderson’s films were better regarded among modern genre fans who saw the idiosyncrasies of his work and analyzed them in the growing kineticism of the language of action movies alongside directors like Tony Scott and Michael Bay. The conflict, perhaps, between those who have been saying that director Zach Cregger has finally gotten a video game movie right, and those of us who have found things to admire in video game movies of the past, seems to come from a question of grammar: “Must a video game film look or behave like a video game?”. I’m inclined to say no.
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Bolívar Escobar @bolivarescobar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
📉 Proibir as bets e acabar com o futebol 📈 Proibir o futebol e acabar com as bets
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Normal, fim de império é loteamento mesmo
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 18/09/2026
‘Greek finance minister encourages Germany to implement reforms’ www.ft.com/content/7a28...
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Deixei juntar uns Lanternas pra assistir de uma vez. Quem sou eu pra dizer como o Damon Lindelof tem que escrever né, mas vc abre a série matando um personagem, faz disso o mistério principal, e daí passa três episódios sem mencionar isso de novo? Três episódios de uma série semanal? Rs
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
O Ançaralá divulgou uma imagem de um F-15(fabricação dos EUA) saudita derrubado em combate.
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Sounds® @sound3vision.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anotando frases pra fazer novos panos de prato
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Coiote Coió Coach de auto ajuda @paulo.pfmj.me · 11/09/2026
"Carlos Bolsonaro também é sócio da empresa de capacetes" Carlos Bolsonaro. Sócio. Empresa de capacetes. Os roteiristas da temporada 2026 da série Brasil não são nem um pouco sutis nas referências e piadas internas, né?
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Tinturas Cor&Doll @orathiago.com · 11/09/2026
uma querida explicando com muita calma que homofobia só é crime e casamento igualitário só existe por causa de entendimento do STF e não de lei que passou pelo congresso e várias gays de barba na cara chocadas em pânico desesperadas nos comentários
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𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔧𝔞 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔞 @conchatorres.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
revista piaui traz novas revelações sobre a festa privada organizada por daniel vorcaro num dos boxes do karaokê kampai
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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god I think I found the video.
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Finalistas do nobel de literatura Tradutora de Homero hater de Nolan Livraria do cavalo Augusto cury Ghostface da Bienal Tamara Klink
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Entrei no bumble e tinha um perfil com foto da trend anos 80 do instagram. Como desinstalar dois apps de uma vez só
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LA Times kicking a guy when he’s down
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Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas
Cage's houseAccording to real estate records, the home is owned by the "Spider-Noir" and
"Pig" actor. A representative for Cage could not immediately be reached for comment.Cage is an award-winning actor whose accolades include an Oscar and Golden Globe for his role in the 1995 film
"Leaving Las Vegas." His Prime Video series "Spider-Noir," despite being an awards season favorite, has been canceled.A sinkhole with an Andy Gump portapotty in it and a collapsed beige house
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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Laura Ingraham appeared to figure out in real time while live on air that the polling data was not looking good for Republicans for the midterm elections.
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Cavaleiro Marginal @arthursemtavola.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
É meio que conhecido sim
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Dr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As crianças longe das telas 🙏
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Daniel Duncan @danielduncan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
é que ele prefere evitar a fadiga
montagem do fachin como jaiminho, o carteiro (personagem do programa de humor chaves)
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amuro ray com saudade da roça @moara.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sem pressa, fica tranquilo
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phylan @phylan.website · 08/09/2026
"my LLM is so powerful it's dangerous and risks breaking containment!" "ok let's destroy it" "oh, haha, no. no." "let's intensively regulate your company then" "oh, no. no. look can you just put it in the newspaper that it's powerful"
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is, famously, a clip of him calling into CNN or Fox while it was happening bragging he now had a better view of the harbor.
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Já em situação de extremamente irritado com esse filme de 3 horas que parece um grande mico mas tbm uma delícia de assistir
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Caio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Central do Brasil Dezenas de soldados camuflados marcham em direção ao trem. Próximo à catraca, um mendingo em pé, em enrolado numa coberta: - Vocês vão fazer trilha?
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Quem disse que ninguém mais vai se aposentar
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Belmiro @eruilluviel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
See you revolutionary space cowboy
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Tim Maughan @timmaughan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the “content creator” economy collapse is real, partly due to genAI, sure, but largely because the model was never designed to actually provide people with sustainable living incomes - it was always to get you to make content for free, that could be inserted into the spaces between advertising
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The progression of certain thinkers from denying the validity of trans people to denying the validity of disabilities is a nice illustration of the way in which transphobic habits of mind can quickly evolve into a kind of acquired sociopathy.
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Guilherme Freitas @guilhermefreitas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
joão teneném is some crazy ass guimarães rosa name
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Essa aqui é pra quem viu circulando esses reels de treta de entregador de comida no Rio vs SP e agora procura a literatura comparada
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you're in line to vote for Bsky influencers, I don't know what to tell you.
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 04/09/2026
On this day in 1997, Fiona Apple won an MTV Music Award and gave one of the great no-fucks-given speeches of all time. I wrote about it at Flavorwire: www.flavorwire.com/609617/this-...
flavorwire.com
“This World Is Bullshit”: On the 20th Anniversary of Fiona Apple’s Memorable VMA Moment
Flavorwire is taking the final week of 2017 off, because God knows we need it. But all week, we’ll be reposting some of our favorite pieces from the year. Read them all here. In their current forms,…
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Corrida do Oscar 2027 já prometendo o mais absoluto tédio mas não posso dizer que eu não engajaria num Turturro vs Malkovich em melhor ator
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Rachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I do not say this lightly—I think Gillian is probably the most important person you could follow on this app and also just in general. doing more than anyone I can think of to keep focus on the admin sending people to gulags
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Marquei dois no sigilo
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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dreyci gonçalves™ @andreylouis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
incrível
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miya @aweekofkindness.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tô passando muito mal com o boulos citando todos os fandoms que existem
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Marcelo Hessel @marcelohessel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Absolutamente hipnotizante o combover desse ângulo
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
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