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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Disappearing an elected official.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
"The first guest on Gavin Newsom's podcast was Charlie Kirk" is more than enough for me to say "absolutely not" to any suggestion Newsom play any role in the future of the Democratic Party. People like him are the past, the failures, the ones who got us here.
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ESPN @espn.com · 08/03/2025
Kansas City Chiefs wide receiver Xavier Worthy was arrested Friday night in Williamson County, Texas, on a charge of assault of a family or house member and impeding the breathing or circulation.
espn.com
Chiefs' Worthy arrested for domestic violence
Chiefs receiver Xavier Worthy was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge Friday in Texas.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Nickel Boys is monumental
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Awful news --> Delivery of therapeutic food assistance to nearly 400,000 severely malnourished kids abroad is suddenly in doubt due to Trump-Musk firings at USAID, two manufacturers of the product tell me. "Starving children are waiting," one says. New from me: newrepublic.com/article/1919...
newrepublic.com
Musk Scandal at USAID Takes Ugly Turn, Putting Starving Kids at Risk
Two U.S. nonprofits that manufacture a treatment sent by USAID to help severely malnourished children abroad say the process is in chaos. This isn’t what Marco Rubio said would happen.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Nobody show this to that scumbag Bird Law Expert or he might K word himself
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Top 5 movie of 2024 for me. Go watch "The Girl With The Needle" immediately. It's on Mubi.
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Sawyer Hackett @sawyerhackett.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Trump just announced Sean Parnell as the chief Pentagon Spokesman. Parnell’s wife testified under oath that he repeatedly choked her. He ultimately lost custody of his children.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This is how Billie Eilish was dressed at the Grammys
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
youtu.be/xpBtzTjTFZU
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Little Wing
YouTube video by Racket Squad - Topic
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
So that brings the total to 9 separate women at 5 different spas, with a paper trail.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Now that January is over, the rest of the year will last like 3 weeks total.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"Babygirl" was mid. Not enough thrills and not erotic enough. Same problem that "Bodies Bodies Bodies" by the same director had: not funny enough and not scary at all.
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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This is a concentration camp. This is the correct term, and one not specific to the Holocaust. A concentration camp is where large numbers of people, usually from a persecuted minority or a political opposition are imprisoned.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If Emilia Perez wins the Best International Film award over something like The Seed Of The Sacred Fig, I will do unspeakable things to the Academy voters.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This shit ruined my day
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/01/2025
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“The button that redirects users to the original White House page first said “Go Home,” before getting changed to, ‘Go To Home Page.’”
huffpost.com
Trump Takes Down Spanish Version Of White House Website: ‘GO HOME’
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Masterpiece.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
RIP TO THE GOAT
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Let's get this Twitter wedding rolling 🤵🏽🍾👰‍♀🤓
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Holy fuck. Finally watched "The Beast" and yeah. It's stunning. Bertrand Bonello has become one of my favorite directors and continues to not miss.
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Sam Levin @samtlevin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
California has deployed 400 incarcerated firefighters to fight the LA blaze. They make $26 over 24-hr shift. “We’re doing this heroic, crucial work, but many ppl inside cannot support their family, can barely afford hygiene supplies. Nobody is saving money,” Amika Mota, former firefighter, told me
theguardian.com
‘Essential’: nearly 400 incarcerated firefighters deployed as LA battles wildfires
The firefighters earn $5.80-$10.24 per day plus $1 an hour when responding to active emergencies, according to CDCR
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The dumbest person you know is claiming the California fires were caused by arsonists.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I BO-lieve
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Emilia Perez winning all these Golden Globes feels like a psyop. Ain't no way in Hell it should've won over Anora and The Substance.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
New year, same cute wiener
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Shrinking Season 2 is amazing and even improved on S1. I need Jason Segel in more movies (specially comedies)
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A Different Man slapped so hard. It would make a great double feature with The Substance.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Comparing Bram Stoker's Dracula by Coppola with Nosferatu by Eggers is an insane stretch imo. Both movies are SO different with completely opposite tones. The only thing they share is the source material.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Nosferatu (2024) is officially a Christmas movie. Watch it with the family and the kids next year.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Not sure why it took me 24 years to do this considering that it's a staple in every bathroom back home, but I'm about to purchase/install bidets at my place. 2025 we going up baby ✨️🚀🚽
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I know I'm in the minority here, but I just can't get into Tyler The Creator's music. Literally nothing he makes interests me.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I think it's time to start 🎄drinking 🎄
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Last Christmas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All I Want For Christmas Is You I will not answer any questions at this time. Thank you.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I met Louka on Saturday. He was the realest.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The criticism wasn’t of the Penix pick in a vacuum, though—it was of the contract and pick together. And while the pick looks a lot better now, it doesn’t wipe away the fact that that they’re spending $90 million on Cousins.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/12/2024
honestly pretty funny media organizations reported luigi mangiones manfiesto as “chilling text from a disturbed mind” and then it was leaked and the manifesto essentially said “i think the healthcare industry is parasitic”
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Don't believe the mainstream media. THIS is the real United Healthcare CEO shooter
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail”
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Blue Sky is nice, but goddamn there's no unhinged posts about the United Healthcare CEO smh. We got work to do guys
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mel @exdeputysonso.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
every time i briefly pop over to twitter to see how things are going over there, and i see all my old moots still tweeting, with an ad interspersed between every other tweet it's like
Damn, bitch you live like this? meme
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I'll never forgive myself for missing Huerco last time he was in Denver 😭 I'm fake. youtu.be/AflAD9XwrfE
youtu.be
Huerco S. - Apheleia's Theme [FT016]
YouTube video by Acidalia
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Fuck fantasy football this season.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
A meatball sammich would smack rn
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Lincoln's is a dope concept. $5 drinks cash only bar tucked away in a random basement?? Bet.
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Yuan Wonton >>>>>>
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I love crispy seaweed
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🦎Reptile Dysfunction💊 @marcellusesq.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Bo might be #him. TBD.
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