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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛

@marattacks.bsky.social
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Cappys: One Of Us! Capybaras in Pool
Alt: Cappys: One Of Us! Capybaras in Pool
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm happy for you, but the day isn't over yet.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have a work function that requires suit & tie, but I'm absolutely representing #patriotsday today under my suitj jacket! I may not have been born there, and I may not live there anymore, but I'll always be a Masshole at heart! 💙💛#bostonstrong
Wearing a Boston "Marathon" memorial jersey under my suit. 💙💛
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Wearing these shirts to remember a true American hero in Jackie Robinson in breaking the barrier he did in MLB 79 years ago, and to remember those lost and hurt, and those who survived and saved lives, in Boston 13 years ago. To Jackie, and forever Boston Strong! 💛💙 #BostonStrong #jackierobinson
Wearing a Jackie Robinson memorial t-shirt
Wearing a memorial "Boston Strong" jersey
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I haven't been a practicing Catholic in decades, but this fascist regime has me all up in my "Sister Michael in her gi, 'Oh it's on NOW, Bitches'" feelings! 🥋
Sister Michael from "Derry Girls" in her gi
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Thank you, Willie! 🤓👍👍
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
So, I missed celebrating it yesterday, but since I have an event tonight, I thought I would dress in honor of your favorite pop star and mine, in tribute, (Late) Happy Rex Manning Day! 💜💜💜💜 #rexmanningday
Wearing pure and black velvet in honor of Rex Manning Day (alas, one day late).
Wearing pure and black velvet and fake alligator boots in honor of Rex Manning Day (alas, one day late).
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I understand he's a great dude, so I feel bad hating him... because... He... ...pitched... ... so... ... ... slowwww... ... ... ...ly
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Jaxson has the best Abuelo!
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happiest Passover Ever!
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Late Hapoy Birthday wishes to her! 🥳🎊🎂🧡💙
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/04/2026
According to the Washington Post, Trump’s manipulation of the 2020 census may have cost the GOP as many as four congressional seats, which reminds me of that Mystery Science quote, “His enthusiasm for evil vastly exceeds his competence at it.” 🤣🤣🤣
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
One of the best ways not to be a racist lil' bitch is to stop being this racist lil' bitch's lil' bitch and whatnot.
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jp @jpesq.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Current mood 👇
Screenshot of Futurama. Fry is sitting in a crowd next to Leela, Bender, and Fishy Joe, complaining "I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the waiting I cant stand.
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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Living in a Make-A-Wish simulation for one demented pedophile stinks.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In success, or in failure?
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sending love Charley! 🙏🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Line forms on the left, single file, please. 🧔 #SelfAffirmationSunday
T-shirt reading "Touch my beard and tell me I'm pretty."T-shirt reading "Touch my beard and tell me I'm pretty."
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I know it's rude to shout, but IT'S OPENING DAY! I got some new 🧡💙 kicks and even found socks with our "NY" and I'm -pumped-! Sorry, gonna shout again... LET'S GO METS 2026! #Mets #OpeningDay #LGM #LFGM
Wearing my Mets gear for Opening Day Wearing my Mets gear for Opening Day
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I will punch any person who disrespects Clyde in the throat.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ditto! 🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Same 🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
That's a follow
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This is a fantastic story of Mets fans supporting each other, all of you are Amazin', thank you for sharing, wishing your father all the best and a very early Feliz Cumpleaños! 🥳🇵🇷🎂🧡💙🎉🚕
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Your journalism is okay, but honestly, GFY! 🧡💙
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Dave The Artist @coloradofaux.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Let me state this a little more clearly, so even they can understand… 👇 🧐
THE ONLY PEOPLE DUMBER THAN THIS FUCKING MORON ARE
THOSE WHO STILL SUPPORT HIM.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
We'll chat before I cross the pond next time
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The red is cool, too
Mo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
😂😂😂 Got it in Barcelona in January at a Cooligan, they're a pretty awesome chain. Anywho, here are the Mo kits I got in Egypt. I love the details of ancient Egypt added.
Mo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kitMo Salah Egypt squad souvenir kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Koo Koo Koo Choo
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Love Mitch, but no.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I mean, Florida Man Gonna Florida Man 🤷‍♂️
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
No, I was talking about MY side getting relegated, Tottenham! They are a remarkable failure.
Me in an old school Tottenham kit
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
As a lifelong Mets fan, I have little positive to say about Foster's tenure in Queens, but dang, his sideburns game that season on a scale of 1 - 10 was 90210.
Dylan McKay's glorious sideburns fr 90210
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Keeping the prayers and positive vibes for ya, Charley! 🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
... sorry? 🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Must be nice to support a side that won't get relegated this year... 😭🤍🐓➡️💔 I have to remember to show you pics of the Mo kits I got when I was in Egypt.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh, and Willie, I took this Selfie of me in my Dad's backyard, which as you can see is going to be -Very- close to Miami Freedom Park, the soon to be inaugurated new home of Inter Miami. ⚽️🩷🖤
Selfie of me in front of Miami Freedom Park, home of Inter Miami FC
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Need at least 6 x's for him. Or they could just give him a copy of the tarp they'll need for the field itself to protect it from the South Florida rains.😈
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
She deleted her post, but since she's Canadian, I did the most cursory of searches, and wouldn't ya know...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/02/2026
The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Late Happy Birthday wishes! Glad you got a W from the Knicks, and hope that your day was wonderful!
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Happy Birthday, Roger! 🧡💙🎂🎈🎉
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Hope you have a Happy and an Amazin' Birthday, @angry-andy.bsky.social 🎉🎈🎂🧡💙
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The Holocaust, the Trail of Tears, the Jets...
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It hurts I never got to see it live in Queens 😢🎺🎺🎺
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Sadly, I can. Bitches, each and every one.
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yup🧡💙
Picture of Spring training Mets broadcast on the TV
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Mario A Alonso (he/him)🧡💙🌻🐦‍⬛ @marattacks.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'll keep repeating this. I loved having a star Met I shared a last name with! Bought every jersey & tee with his/our name. I've pulled from my closet all that stuff to store it away for now. I've been a Mets fan longer than Pete's been alive, and the club's always number one for me. 🧡💙
A box full of Pete Alonso Mets tees & jerseys.
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